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The caller whom you have just called had been poison with sleeping pills by GeeCee. Please call again lata!

Team A 480

Yarn me Cell Phone

YES!!!






yme, Oxone, GeeCee

Yes and no

May u be really be rich like your ID claim so so that you could give gabrywyl a Buffday cake   

The one on her picture naa

Oxone, I was dreaming of you shirtless untill Platinumk turned up

Sexy guy

Am hia!!!! 


yme, GeeCee, Oxone, remii

Tie my grandma's bra on his head!

We are sisters in crime so is not wrong to have a girls night out jor

That Ronaldo is damn cute. Can we share him?

Dress code: As hot as flamin fire! 

Am going to wear ma dress from vera Wang (but its pirated. I bought in from Yaba right. No tell anyone ooo  )

Ma lovable sista

YES to y me!!! Heres the program  

7pm           I pick yme up with my Mercedes Benz
7.30pm      We go to a lovely African Restaurant and eat all the food which the King is eating (He happens to sit
                  just next to us)
                 Because the King was so happy that we ate like what he did, he paid for our meals! God bles him!  

9.00pm       yme and gabrywyl go and watch a movie called X Men Wolverine and we got turned on looking at     Wolverine ging naked
       


12.am           We went to the night club and party!!! And we juju a few handsome men to pay all our drinks! We had a blast!  



Remii, pele ooo. I was here to type this and when I reply, u replied first. But I will date u

groundnut Supplier

Punchline 2

Drop your shit like you drop those glasses,
U aint that dope u're just full of asses,
Ma lines are damn good its burnin like hot ashes
Come challenge me in this battle we'll see who's line dey mashes.
Stop acting like u know me you look like a lame ho,
U nigga's aint hot your face is thick like dough
Come see ma swagga try da catch ma flow
If u aint got ma style, dont dey try oh no no!


Shaz, I hope I got it right with your synoptic words ooo

Baba Fokasibe, how is this?

Oenology Director of Remy Martin

Head Chef at Reinassance Hotel

LOL

Reuben Studdard's Brazillian Waxer

Unforutnately when the money go reach the ground, it soaked in to the ground to feed the earth and plants.


I wish I could do a world record

Oxone:
dreamy eyes u say?
strange cs am awake most of the time.
so my 2 wives bday is on the same day?

Dreamy eyes meaning eyes to die for!!! Every girl likes those kinda eyes oo. Its sexy!  


Your wives? Ohh nooo. U got only one wife now  

Remii:
still great lots of peolpe saw old bearded man only.

@topic

lookig thru flower pot?

Thank you jare. I think the artist is brilliant!

Dolly Parton's Dentist

Nope


na2day?, oxone, yme or FLGators

Heheh! It took me 3 secs to see it oo

Assistant to Madonna

An old man, a takito riding a horse and a momma sleepin

Rihanna fea Neyo - Hate that I Love U So

He's got such dreamy eyes.

Did you know that your wife got same birthday date like me?

Pull him back hia!

Sneeze on his face and farts in his mouth

na2day?:
the thing tire me ooo

eXCUSEZ MOI BUT what is this? Are u calling me a thing ehn?

Dont make me smack you like I smack a fly ooo. . .