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Dont expect to be wealthy if you aint movin your bom bom

Guess he is rferring to da bumpin girl.

Its a tie. Both your lines are the same level. Next! 

Lawyer

Love Love Love. Enough already!

Thank God Malaysia is having a 2 days public holiday right now. Happy Chinese New Year!

No wahala's naa. I get that all the time

Noooo. . . . Ok, I did not see it oo. . . Can you add me once again please?

        Na waaaa! Isnt it painful when he shove the whole hand in   

Even a finger is plain torture. . .

Expecting me where? And confirm you where?

Which one be funny joke?

Im thinking about my Nairaland Brothers and sisters and militants . . . . . . . . Arcani, Princesa, Chioya, Ademiller, Tufe, Sima, Showbobo, Infobaba, jaymobb, Jeovy, Habiolah, Saucekid, Azo, mogentle, pappyshoes, Baxilexi, cute angel, disease. . . . . I really miss you guys alot. . . . . Life on Nairaland hasnt been smooth without your presence!

I love kissing. Sex. . . Am not sure yet


Sex vs MouthAction

Ah Ah. . . Says who? Pikin like you dey yarn nansense!

U answer my question first than Ill answer yours.

Baby, I dont feel so well, can you come home? Please?

epi:
should i go to the hospital. I am soo cold that my heart is shivering. (I think my hemoglobin/iron is very low)

OMG! Are you serious? please go to the hospital ABEG!!!!!

Octopus massager

Mutated insect of today's century

Yes Ive known myself for a long time . I love teddys, choc milk and farts

ok

the best in what?

This guy is different but I like it sha

hey Bob

Jcob:
truely truelly Asian. But too razz not to be a Naijarian.

hmmm. . . I guess maybe we should ask God. Or maybe while he was placing me on earth, he accidently sneeze and I fell to the wrong side of the globe.

Quoted by: epi
at first glance a "slight" look like gabby but waaaaay better-looking than gabby

Oh My Lord. . . Should I laugh or cry over your cross eyes eye ballz?


@Topic,

hey Bob

Is it ok to fart in the presence of your loved one and do ladies ever fart? gosh i have never in my whole life hear any lady fart,not as if i care to but i just observed that i have never heared any of them do the thing lol

To be honest I have never farted infront of my partner nor have I fart infront of anyone because I hardly or like almost never fart. Well, even if I do, it will be a silent one all the time.

But my bf farts infront of me all the time. He says, theres love in sharing. I take it as a joke all the time so yeah, Its ok to fart infront of your partner. Besides. . . Is it a crime to let go some gas from your system? I dont think so.

But ensure not to over do it otherwise your partner will get frustrated with you