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Wetin for? Did you know that I'm Obama's twin sista?

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Steal his underwear and give it to my grandma as a Christmas present 

says who?

yeye pikin

So you admit you're a giraffe?

This na boguss lie


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Slap his beaver face

Ill give both of you names

Sima be Siamese Cat

Timmfikk be Tortilini

Pluck her white blabla hair and hang it in the sun to dry 

Ahahahahah! See original pikin for hia 


UnCloth her and use it as my bath towel

Hug and kisses

But my crocky will never disobey me nne.

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Send her to kindergarten School

Nah. . . Its yours.

CANNIBAL!!!!!

menace pikin

sima:
my armpit has already been booked. . some guy wants to juice it for £40 milla so it's unavailable 2 u
but u can always juice my anus. . that one is available

Ahahahah! See pikin before ma eyes   I can pay you 40 milla pounds plus 1 donkey for that. How about that?

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arm wrestle

sima:
squeeze mi>?>>?? . . . but promise mi u wont make juice out of my head . . oya promise oO

Your head? I dont want ohh. . . Ill make juce from your armpit

n-guage:
^ Didn't you get banned? *Hugs*

Arm wrestle

Sagging pikin

Id squeeze her

feed her to ma pet crocodile

Feeding ma pet giraffe

junior pikin

Pikin

Acani, What does ko ye mi means?

See me on that truck Oh Ya!

On Nairaland
1) Gabrywyl
2) Missy B
3) Studio43

In General based on my liking
1) Johnny Depp
2) Meryl Streep
3) America Ferrera

3 top models with a good reputation

Loaf of Bread, why you dey yarn like the Victorian days? Common now, cheer up and loosen abbit! You don't see Superman wearing his panty's outside his tights for nathin mehn. . . . . 

slap his beaver face

feed ma pet crocodile

You are banned for keeping Osama Bin Laden's aircraft and fo puting the pirated US Navy sign there


Abeg! Missy B, go slap his beaver face for hia!

Life is a school, keep learning.

Have you finish learn your ABC today?

Register him to Yaba Left

na wa to you ohhh

am serious nna