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Science/Technology / Re: Little Boy Captures Live Snake With Bare Hands (Photos) by Gadafii: 5:54pm On Mar 21
Make he no try this nonsense again, one blow from the cobra is fatal enough to end him in minutes


I don’t see this as bravery probably because he doesn’t know the danger he was toying with, he should have used stick or brick to deliver Justice to the serpent

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Crime / Re: Why We Killed 17 Soldiers In Deltan Community,  Young Man Behind Killings Speaks by Gadafii: 5:35pm On Mar 21
Army wey supposed go dey rescue kidnapped school children in the north are involved in oil bunkering and land tussle in the south

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Romance / Re: How To Make A Girl Visit You Without Resisting And Giving Excuses by Gadafii: 6:10am On Mar 21
All these ones na olden days tricks


If a girl knows you are doing well for yourself, living alone, house is furnished and equipped, you may not even need to invite her or play all this tricks to have her around


Money has made a lot of things easy, Infact almost everything. Make that money and it will do the rest of the work for you. Not that you are going to promise her money and all. But there is this aura and confidence that comes with money that attracts everyone to you. You believe nothing can go wrong and if anything goes wrong so be it, you take certain risk that you wouldn’t ordinarily take


Instead of spending four days to trick a girl just to visi, why not go straight to the point, “it’s been boring the past two days, done watching all the series I know and the food sef don tire me, come around in the evening or tomorrow let’s kill boredom together “

A broke guy can’t use that approach reason why you should escape brokenness first and leave girls matter alone..when you are out of that brokenness you will have several options of girls, if one decline, there are three more to invite 😜😜

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Crime / Re: Lovers Pretend To Be Abducted In Akwa Ibom, Seek N4 Million From Family by Gadafii: 9:23pm On Mar 20
If you check am, na the girl idea 😒

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Sports / Re: Fenerbache Fans Produced Graffiti Mural Of Bright Osayi-samuel by Gadafii: 8:26pm On Mar 20
Freshtruth:
They doing more harm that good FiFA no need VAR they just help FIFA put in handling a 2year to this young man undecided but this osayi na really jaguda ooo
na fifa president yan you this one abi na your ogogoro induced output be this


Self defense is everyone’s right anywhere, even in the animal kingdom so what are you saying.

He for fold arms make dem break him head abi, coming make you and fifa getat
Foreign Affairs / Re: US successfully Launches Hypersonic Missile In China’s ‘red Zone" by Gadafii: 8:21pm On Mar 20
suckmedownthere:
5 of those hypersonic missiles should be sent to Russia to test their military feedback..... cool
if they are not intercepted before they hit target, they won’t make it back to base😏😎


Something Russia has been test firing since when

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Romance / Re: Send Her N150k And Observe How She Spends The Money — Man Shares New Criterion by Gadafii: 8:14pm On Mar 20
Make I send naija girl 150k to observe her

If I don’t know what to do with such money I would rather burn it, no be only 150k


Some men are hell bent on being stvpid till thy kingdom come

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Romance / Re: A Lady Asked Her Female Friends For Just 2k by Gadafii: 8:07pm On Mar 20
If she sent such messages to men, provided she’s a responsible and homely girl, she would get positive response

I know couple of girls who’s I wouldn’t think twice before I render financial helps to because I know they are different a bit and not all these I never chop, broke wretched entitled girls all over the place including nairaland

These are girls that are legitimately striving for themselves with their handwork and crafts, most of whom I have benefited immensely from before, not sexually per day

Otherwise, I don’t have any shi shi to give any lazy entitled broke girls, anyways I no longer even keep them, I cut them loose and never to meet them again

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Politics / Re: ‘Grow Your Own Food’ – Remi Tinubu Tells Nigerians Amid Hardship by Gadafii: 7:48pm On Mar 20
Mumu talk


Grow your own food when farmers crops are being destroyed in a daily by Fulani herdsmen and nothing is done about it

Farmers are being killed, kidnapped and chased away from their farmland and homelands by terrorists and bandits and this is all you have to say, mrs First Lady

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Crime / Re: Edo Police Arrest 22-Year-Old Man In Military Wear For Possession Of Firearms by Gadafii: 5:31am On Mar 20
Na from am una recover all these guns enough to confront Russia😂😂

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Politics / Re: Poor Planning Bane Of Nigeria’s Socio-economic Problems -obaseki by Gadafii: 5:23am On Mar 20
CoronaVirusPro:
🤣🤣🤣🤣

Coming from Obaseki- The most incompetent and useless Governor in Africa after Dapo Abiodun.
sorry chief, where you wan out Yahaya bello, the calamity
Romance / Re: Is It Normal For A Girl Friend To Double Date by Gadafii: 4:56am On Mar 20
Is your mama still alive

She needs to sincerely pray for you, make she touch your heart
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Support Group Laments Neglect, Being ‘used And Dumped,’ by Gadafii: 2:51am On Mar 20
Shouldn’t farmers be asking for mechanize farming to be implemented, security of farmers, provision of tools, fertilizers, seeds, funds etc for farmers to improve agriculture in Nigeria… they are concerned about appointments


It ts obvious those who supported tilinbu never really wanted this country to be better, but for their own personal and selfish gains

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Politics / Re: Was Senator Ningi Wrong After All? by Gadafii: 2:47am On Mar 20
With the crazy and ridiculous allocation we have been seeing the past few days after his suspension, including over 190 million for one borehole, it’s obvious he wasn’t wrong after all but akpabio the criminal led senate wants him out to halt him from exposing them


And secondly there is no way tilinbu isn’t aware of this, incase he wants to feign ignorance that one sef Dey 😂😂
Foreign Affairs / Re: US: Trained Niger Junta Kicks Out US Troops,drone Base by Gadafii: 2:40am On Mar 20
They trained Bin laden as a CIA agent to fight the Soviet’s in the 80s/90s, he turned around to bomb them to ashes


America always create monsters all over the world, but na Russia be bad guy and should be avoided 😇😇

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Promises Economic Turnaround In Coming Months by Gadafii: 11:41pm On Mar 19
Same tilinbu that promised to hit the ground and running

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello: Arewa Youth Forum Threatens Massive Protest Against EFCC by Gadafii: 11:40pm On Mar 19
Make arewa Bleep off, kogi no follow for that their nonsense arrangement

I be kogi youth, I go like make dem probe that criminal, recover the stolen funds from


8 years of governorship and little to show for it

Yahaya Bello is my fellow ebira man, but he’s a disappointment

So make arewa go bleep themselves far away in sokoto or kaduna, kogi no follow

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Family / Re: ‘nobody Touched Me’, Wife Insists As Man Expresses Shock Over Son’s DNA Result by Gadafii: 11:32pm On Mar 19
Sirmwill:
The girl above me is not very different from the wife in the news OP posted.



I just felt like updating you guys ni oo

✌️
sometimes I wonder if she crosses roads with the same brain she use to spew nonsense here

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Politics / Re: Killing Of Soldiers,army Tracks Militant Leader To Bayelsa, by Gadafii: 10:47pm On Mar 19
Lies, lies and more lies.

I can’t believe this was the army that went for peace keeping mission in foreign countries, the army I had loved so much in my secondary school days that I even wanted to join

That army has been reduced to something else by successive govts. It’s shameful

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Education / Re: Fire Guts UNIBEN Female Hostel by Gadafii: 8:58pm On Mar 19
What’s the cause of the fire

It can’t be more than carelessness of the girls, thank God no life was lost
Family / Re: My Fridge Is Rustling Really Bad. by Gadafii: 6:29pm On Mar 19
Has it started shocking if you touch it without wearing slippers, I wan check something 😅😅
Food / Re: Why Negerians Don't Drink Milk by Gadafii: 6:22pm On Mar 19
I think it’s all about habit and culture, tho milk is not readily available.. but Eve the rich who can afford it don’t drink it regularly

In America people buy milk like we buy pure water here, the product is available and it’s part of their culture and habit to drink milk like it’s water
Phones / Re: My Bro Was Charged 1.4million To Clear Iphone 15 & I-watch From DHL Ikeja by Gadafii: 6:03pm On Mar 19
Next time don’t use dhl, use those guys at computer village, ikeja. They have contacts and addresses overseas. They will ship in the phones together with other gadgets and you would pay a token of maybe 200k for such phone, at worse

However, those guys too can be Fraudulent, naso I send iPhone 15 pro max. 256gigs to an address in Georgia believing it would be delivered to me in ikeja or get the cash equivalent based on agreements. My phone arrived at the address, plenty Stories enter say why sender no follow instructions and now the phone is hard to track and sort, that the address receives hundreds of items daily. truly the sender wasn’t meant to use usps to send to that particular address, instead he should have used ups

Till today, almost four months I no see my phone, me sef no do Wahala

So shipping phones, you got to do it with someone you can really trust and hold responsible, otherwise people eyes dey chook now

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Education / Re: Here Are The 13 Types Of Intelligence: Which One Is Yours? by Gadafii: 9:36am On Mar 19
My mathematical intelligence is very poor and shallow, anything that involves X and Y I no Dey do

But you see that linguistic-verbal intelligence, interpersonal and intrapersonal Intelligence, social, practical and emotional intelligence, I will say I am well above average


These set of intelligences I listed above are the major reason I find my self always leading, organization and harmonizing groups of people I find my self in

All thru my tertiary institution, I have always led one group or another, which 99 percent of the time I didn’t set out to do these things but people always spot me and point me out to do these things

Twice I have rejected the offer to join the SUG in two different institutions e use I don’t have the strength for that

But once it comes to class projects, group assignments, events, seminars, debates etc people always want me to either take the lead or help organize it

But you see mathematics, I Dey give am gap like Ebola, the only thing I know how to calculate is money, without stress, anything else I see it as a huge burden

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Politics / Re: Senate To Reinstate Ningi As Akpabio Comes Under Pressure by Gadafii: 9:21am On Mar 19
Akpabio is a criminal, they hurriedly suspended him so that he doesn’t expose their dirty linings, so that by the time he’s back into the chamber nobody would remember the allegations again, several other ridiculous things would have happened and Nigerians for who they are should have forgotten that over 3 trillions was padded to the national budget


Shameless lots

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Crime / Re: Wife Arrested In Kaduna State For Hiring Assassins To Kill Husband by Gadafii: 6:33am On Mar 19
1 of the 124752739350836284 reasons to fear women


Your own husband that lended you money for your own good, this is how you wanted to pay him

No be only apple eve collect from satan, satan transferred some dna samples into her as well

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Autos / Re: Guys, Please Will You Buy Highlander 2008 For 4.5m? by Gadafii: 5:12am On Mar 19
kingbee90:


08 Toyota highlander for 4.5m is a good deal even if you are buying a new engine + TRANSMISSION because toks is around 11/12m while naija used is around 7/8m.
But that's if the suv still has a gd interior and exterior. Is it still first body? or filler/body work has been done on the body.
Also check the electrical system if it's still on factory mode.
If all these check out, BUY IT.
you think the seller don’t know what the toks of that car is and still decided to sell it that low citing engine problem only??
Phones / Re: We Keep Using Our Phones Like That by Gadafii: 8:55pm On Mar 18
You are not crazy my bro, yuo just need to treat chronic malaria and typhoid
Politics / Re: Reprisal:pictures Of Nigeria Army Killing People In Bayelsa State by Gadafii: 8:52pm On Mar 18
Na delta dem kill soldiers, na bayelsans Dey bleed am, what’s the connections


The people who urged the soldiers to obliterate the communities, I hope you can now sleep peacefully?
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Lady Finds Ponmo, Agbalumo, Cucumber In The Parfait She Bought In Ekiti by Gadafii: 8:11pm On Mar 18
Agbalumo and kpomo inside parfait, ejor na 😂😭


Wetin this ebi n pawa go cause for this Nigeria plenty
Crime / Re: Twitter Tribalist Insults Igbos Using A Yoruba Man's Head by Gadafii: 8:04pm On Mar 18
Yorubas are known to have conehead tho

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