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Fashion / Re: The Haircut I Ordered Vs The Haircut I Got (Photos) by Gadafii: 9:28pm On Oct 18
Weyrey, do you have that type of hair in the first place grin cheesy

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Career / Re: Can Someone Access Their Pension Funds Before Official Retirement Age by Gadafii: 4:56pm On Oct 18
this nigeria na better ogbonge scam

so, i am planning to resign by end of this year and i am barely 28yrs old. u will now expect me to wait for another 25 years before i can have my money, money that MAINAs will still loot, if Maina no loot am, na wahal for pensioners to collect their money, until they que and die standing under hot sun protesting

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Strips Naked By Road Side After Being Dropped By Suspected Yahoo Boys by Gadafii: 12:38pm On Oct 18
Jay5mie:
Poor girl


If there were jobs, she wouldn't be into this hustle.
no be her mates dey learn work dey create jobs for other girls

i know of a young lady in my streets, she be hair dresser, she has close to 10 apprentices, and shes making good moneyshes not waiting for one man to sleep with her nd give her money, she makes her money, legit

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Celebrities / Re: Trouble Brews As Sex Tape Of Married Women Sleeping With Prince Kpokpogri Leaks by Gadafii: 12:35pm On Oct 18
emmabest2000:
it looks like this dude will die before his time

Make he mistakenly fvck a married woman whose son is a notorious cultists and see how his life will be cut short

Anu mpama
alaye nothing go sup, i see update for naija twitter savages yesterday say jane husband na alora shocked

waste of ruggedity cheesy
Travel / Re: SUV Of Missing Mum And Two Kids Pulled From River After 20years In U.S.(Pics) by Gadafii: 12:31pm On Oct 18
20 years after they, got more advanced with their technology then went back to look for her

omo, my children deserve dual citizenship of these western nations oo

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Celebrities / Re: Jackie B Arrives Her Family House In Abuja (Video) by Gadafii: 12:18pm On Oct 18
who's is jaki b, asking from kabul int. airport

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Celebrities / Re: Rugged Man, Eedris Abdulkareem And Tony Tetuila Hang Out Together by Gadafii: 9:38am On Oct 18
u dey talk yada yada, dey run down idris aldulkareem, i guess you are a kid or you choose to be an idiot, because what idris has done for nigeria, no body in ur lineage will ever do half
Kastonkastroll:
Neah my papa no go waste him talent just to make a junky like you feel good. undecided

ur stupidity still dey boost u dey reply comments when the most sensible thing to do was just edit your comment, jaja is an ever green son, same as other songs from remediz group, i still get nostalgia when ever i hear their voices alone. so what are you saying kid, disgracing ur papa

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Celebrities / Re: Rugged Man, Eedris Abdulkareem And Tony Tetuila Hang Out Together by Gadafii: 9:22am On Oct 18
benuejosh:
All this guys don turn upcoming artists.
they definitely have made teir own contribution and left their own marks, they made my child hood memorable, listen to any of them always take me back to my childhood days, when i didnt have any problem in this life, when all i had to do was just eat my lovely moms food, pack coins from my dad's table to go flex with my guys, when i didnt have to look after my self, when i didnt have to pay bills, when girls never corrupt me, when i never sabi how to unhook bra with one hand embarassed

life was amazing then, now i have to be an adult, pay unending bills,be responsible, be civil, be careful etc.

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Romance / Re: The Worst Invention Ever Made Against Women (graphic) by Gadafii: 8:51am On Oct 18
Scientists:


I won't feel comfortable spreading my butt for any woman o. Phueh. Touching my bumbum is only allowed if she is giving me mind blowing blow.job
i don jam girl like that too, baami i fear pass anything that day cheesy cheesy

she already had my balls in her mouth, with her hand holding my pole, she suddenly dived my anuse with her tongue unannounced, see the energy i take jump that day, babe wetin be this, she said its fun, u will like it..i no gree, this sloppy bj do me no near my nyash again, i take God beg you, this same girl no like condom, she wants me to cum on her face and in her mouth too, na there and then i know say wahala dey, i been dey imagined how many guys she allows such with

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Romance / Re: The Worst Invention Ever Made Against Women (graphic) by Gadafii: 8:43am On Oct 18
i no too like cd, same as my girl but our last experience was somehow scary.

she started having symptoms of pregnancy, cant sleep at night, stomach filled and cant poo cheesy

omo i fear ooo, now we are patiently waiting for her next period, but we don conclude say no more nigga raw until further notice

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Politics / Re: Which SARS Are They Trying To End Again?? (pic) by Gadafii: 8:15am On Oct 18
#Endsars was just the catch phrase, we want to end police brutality, corruption, wanting looting, u accountability from govt officials, mismanagement of offices and funds, medical tourism in foreign countries, we want to end anything that's against the general interest of the masses, endsars like I said was just a catch phrase

Sars crawled so that EFCC could fly, I have no doubt that those disbanded hoodlom of a sars were later recruited into EFCC, cos recently the activities of EFCC,is nothing different from Sara...so therefore, we shall purge this nation of all these calamities thru a bigger and better #endsar.

It shocked the govt that the Nigerian youths could be this resolved and determined, the unity and love I saw amongst these genuine protesters made my heart warm and have a little hope that this country shall be great one day, then the govt started bring in thugs to beat protesters, we saw how abokii went to scatter protest ground in Abuja, destroyed cars, until hands touch some of them and they confessed they were sent, same as ikeja, we saw brt bringing in thugs, one short demonic idiot was even wielding Cutlass, we also saw the Prado Jeep that came to pick some hoodlums
We definitely need a better and bigger #endsars
Politics / Re: What Is The Name Of This "Juju" Nigeria Army Place In Front Of Their Vehicle by Gadafii: 12:55pm On Oct 15
AllahIsShit:
In some parts of the world, it is a sign of cuckoldry to hang a pair of horns on your vehicle or house. Cuckoldry, for those of you who don't know, is what you call a man whose wife is always cheating on him.
we are talking about this part of the world alaye.

whats the terrorist army doing with juju grin

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Celebrities / Re: Girlfriend Of Lyta Drags Him Days After Reuniting With His Baby Mama Kemi by Gadafii: 12:51pm On Oct 15
this lyta boy, make dem watch am closely, he go do pass davido sad
Politics / Re: NIMET: Thunderstorms Expected Across Nigeria Friday To Sunday by Gadafii: 8:23am On Oct 15
We dey enter fela shrine today oo

Make thunderstorm calm down
Business / Re: $1.25m (Over N700m) Fortune Smiles On Local Fisherman As He Made Rare Discovery by Gadafii: 8:19am On Oct 15
Unfortunately ffk has swallowed his own vomit

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Marries Beautiful American Woman After She Sent Him A DM Shooting.. by Gadafii: 6:57am On Oct 15
endsarrrs:
Please where is the real picture of the "beautiful Amerian woman"?!
that woman no fine so

Make we see your own picture
Romance / Re: Stop Doing This As A Guy by Gadafii: 6:21am On Oct 15
Totilopussylick:
Chia... this op na better son smiley

In my work place, e get this handsome Bobo wey de cruise iPhone 13 pro max.

All the ladies in the organization, are like rags to him.

But you won't believe this guy squat with another guy working from different company.

I mean some people really don't care.
guy lie small small naau

U mean iPhone 13 pro max if over 1.2million

Where is this ur place of work chief, even a bank manager earning 2 million no fit reason iPhone 13 pro max, bruhh slow down ooo grin cheesy

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Romance / Re: Stop Doing This As A Guy by Gadafii: 6:13am On Oct 15
Op you are a real niigga, damn real niigga
My motto in this life is "as long as I can not afford it, I don't need it, and if I can't afford it twice, I can't afford it"

Before I go fit buy phone of 200k, I go make sure say I get over 500k in my account, as a guy man like this, I get sure plugs for yaba where I dey buy okrika wears from him hand, when I wash and tidy am well with nice perf, u no fit know say na okrika, same as shoes, I no fit buy shoes above 8k presently, not that i don't have such money in my account, but I feel it's worthless to buy shoes of 8k when I have 50k in my account, I still have house rent to pay, NEPA bills to sort, gas to fill, fridge to fill, food to buy etc so why waste hard resources on things that doesn't really matter in the scheme of things

The basic goal is to cover unclothedness, if your Prada na 30k, he get shoes of 7k wey I go buy, our two go measure up squarely.

In this life, contentment in every stage of your life is bliss, there was a time I couldn't even afford a pair of jeans, now if I want to buy 5 once I will, na matter of time, no rush

I know of people who rush go buy iphone 11 some months ago, he's looking for who to buy it cheaper now, cos owu don blow him Papa

When I been wan rent house, I drew a budget, I wanted a self con, cos I cherish my privacy, it was the agent that I contacted that gave me scope, he asked if I have plans to get married soon, I Said no, he said why don't you just get a single room and just save money, since you go out every day to work and come back in the evening to sleep, why waste money on house when you won't be at home for a very long, I took the advice, if not I for borrow money join my saving to rent a self con, when it's time to pay next year I will be running around lmao.

At the same I have age mates living in duplex in lekki, serviced apartments in ikorodu etc, but na their time, I don't need to worry my self much, cos there are people who would give everything to have my place too, abi no be people dey sleep under bridge and inside shops for markets cheesy

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Romance / Re: I Just Turned 22 & No Guy Has Asked Me Out Not Even A Cripple – Girl Cries Out by Gadafii: 6:04am On Oct 15
Are here still men asking girls out to be his girlfriend these day, I doubt not

When call girls full everywhere and many men are avoiding emotional baggage that come with a relationship and the trouble women bring


I dey fight poverty, depression and oppression and you still want me to fight for your love, Anita how many swords I get nau, abi na me be God of war

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Education / Re: Islamic Student Twerks In New Viral School Video by Gadafii: 5:03am On Oct 15
Dem this one dey whine Alfa and mumuric cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Meet Espen Andersen Bråthen Who Killed 5 People In Norway Bow & Arrow Attack by Gadafii: 7:37pm On Oct 14
Hes a terrorist if he's alleged to be a Muslim, if not, they will say he's fighting mental battle etc

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: To Invest In Motorcycle Venture Or Forex Trading by Gadafii: 10:59am On Oct 14
iam currently in this same category as op, i have 200k presently, i was thinking of either getting a bike/maruwa (i dont know how much they both cost currently) that will be bringing me weekly return or use it to buy btc and watch it grow(i ave btc with about $5 dollar in it already)


i think i will go with the bike/maruwa option as the commenter above rightly said, the proceed from the bike can go into btc gradually cool

but the major problem is getting a trusted rider or driver that wont reap or misuse the bike/maruwa embarassed

Thank you nairaland

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Politics / Re: Why Is The Army Doing This? by Gadafii: 10:24am On Oct 14
Ppogbae:
The army is heavily present in Zamafara - moreso than Imo.

There are multiple operations going on with the military and they are currently stretched thin. IMO, there are better ways to tackle in insecurity in the SE. Fighting ESN head on will start another protracted regional crisis.
which army is present in zamafara, tell us the names of these operation and the affected local govts

if the army is heavily present in zamfara like u said, how come bandits are still kidnapping people and even taking cooked foods from locales

if army is heavily present in zamfara, how come they are yet to rescue abducted school children and other others
Politics / Re: Why Is The Army Doing This? by Gadafii: 10:20am On Oct 14
these are some of the salient questions some of us have been asking, but dead meat seller and his goons would rather try to shut us up with their demented and absurd comments, they make us look like we dont deserve better under this evil regime

bandits literally held zamfara and other northern states by its jugulars, most schools were shut in kaduna,zamfara, taraba, network had to be cut in some areas to, thousands have been kidnapped in that region, a serving senators father was kidnapped and later died as hostage yet the FG didnt declare state of emergency in these regions, na for south East dey wan impose state of emergency, on the same state sponsored insecurity
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Under Fire For Forcing An American Hooker To Abort Her Pregnancy by Gadafii: 10:08am On Oct 14
men sef

so burna boy get hawt babe like steff, and he still go shag someone who isnt half pretty as steff cheesy cheesy

be like truly men are scum oo grin
Romance / Re: Dear Guys, Is It Okay For My Fiance To Shave With This? by Gadafii: 10:04am On Oct 14
a man without facial hair is a woman in disguise, bye

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Celebrities / Re: Dear Men, Can You Marry This Lady In This Photo? by Gadafii: 10:01am On Oct 14
baby hippo sad sad

any bobbi that my hands can not cover 1/3 of, i no want abeg

i be boobs man, but i like it perky and firm,so that while shes on her back u dont need to use hand to bring boobi to ur mouth, u simply locate the nipps with ur tongue and swallow it, while ur hands are somewhee else cool cool

if you want to suck this boobi without supporting it with your hand while she is lying on her back, neck go just dey pain u anyhow, to even press this kind boobi sef no go sweet u sad sad
Romance / Re: Smelly Vagina Help Pls. by Gadafii: 9:56am On Oct 14
op, you don carry diseases be that, naso ur priik and sperm go begin dey smell now, like rotten eggs

if you doubt me, ask smellysperm
Phones / Re: Pictures From BBNaija Housemates' Visit To TECNO Office In Lagos by Gadafii: 9:38am On Oct 14
so nigerians don truly begin dey wear this squid game unifrom


abi no be wetin emanuel wear be this cheesy

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Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho Rushed To Hospital Over Suspected Organic Failure by Gadafii: 5:33pm On Oct 13
organic failure kho, organic skin care ni cheesy cheesy

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Culture / Re: Royal Sword Of King Jaja Of Opobo Still Kept In War Booty In Ibadan by Gadafii: 5:20pm On Oct 13
no picture of the royal sword
Romance / Re: Can 10k Open Your Legs? (nairaland Girls And Ladies Only ) by Gadafii: 5:16pm On Oct 13
that girl wey olokada and meiruwa don fuccck dey find private jet

no be juju be that? grin

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