₦airaland Forum

Northernblood8:
Yes it still exist. Just imagine how hard it will be to get this beautiful Ekiti girl in this video.

https://x.com/Soothsayya/status/1980919176907890770?t=Td3yCFmdAccbYyzyG9S0Zg&s=19[/quote]You should have added a trigger warning. Some of us a trying eat something here. Disgusting.

Commentor:
dem go off the light.



No be Tirana again?


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Watianoengineer:
Israel is the antibiotics of terrorism in the middle east. Any Islamic terror sponsor just need some dose of Anti terror missiles from the IDF and they are already in paradise with their virgins. May God bless Israel

Bitoin:
The guy in the background is grossed out

I wonder why they didn't opt in for surgery

amaridigital:
You want to know why? Over four decades ago the Soviet Union sent an unmanned mission to guess where? Planet Venus. That's my planet. They brought samples and the sound of planet Venus to earth and up till now, that was the most successful mission to Venus. The Soviet Union headquartered in Russia were the first people to go to space. Russia na your mate?

HRHQueenPhil:
handsome and rich. My dream man
GOD, still looking up to you ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [b][/b]

ivandragon:
This is one of the key reasons I am skeptical about certain policies of government that have increased the socio-economic burden on Nigerians.

Nigeria's vast natural resources remain largely unexplored or have been cornered by economic cabals that the government is too scared to confront.

Xxtweakxx:
It's the same pattern as what they did in IRAQ.

1- Make people believe they are building nuclear weapons.
2- Cause chaos and Strike them.
3- If they retaliate by striking any US facilities.
4- The US send in troops.
5- They label the govt a terrorist Govt which are anti-people
6- Overthrow the govt
7- Install a new president who would do their bidding.

At the end, it's all about controlling the resources of that country to the benefit of the US. It has nothing to do with nuclear weapons or terrorism.

It's a script they keep repeating to distabilize a country, take control and siphon their resources.

Everyday247:
A true believer can NEVER struggle with pornography because the bible clearly says " IF ANY PART OF YOUR BODY CAUSES YOU TO SIN, SIMPLY CUT IT OFF".

So the question we should be asking is whether he still has his manhood or not. This will determine if he is still a child of God.

Saturnalia:
I watched some beautiful & interesting movies last week and most of them are still playing in my head.

1.) Uncut Gems - 2018.

This movie is slow and boring at the beginning and to be honest, I almost got fed up at some point but the Amitabh Bachchan in me told me to continue and so I did.

When it got to the scene where his girlfriend (Julia) wanted to cheat on him with that musician (The Weeknd) at the nightclub party hosted by the musician, then I began to pay utmost attention.

To cut the long story short, the film sweet die!

When I saw the end of the movie, I became so dejected and deleted it from my archive.

As a result, I began to download all the “Top Tier” Adam Sandler movies that I did not have in my archive hitherto, and I did not regret that decision.

I rate this movie 7.5/10.

2.) You Don’t Mess With The Zohan - 2008.

I once watched this movie around 2010 in one of those DVD collections where you have like 12 movies in a disk, usually packaged by the Alaba Market Boys in those days but I never knew this movie is very funny & intriguing, prolly because there was no subtitle in the previous one I watched.

John Turturro (Phantom) has always been dearest to my heart with his comic relief.

The scene where Mariah Carey sang the National Anthem, and where Phantom went to meet Mariah Carey in her dressing room are the the reason I so much love this movie. I must have watched those scenes more than 15 times.

I rate this movie 8.5/10

3.) Good Luck To You, Leo Grande - 2022.

I fell in love with Emma Thompson when I watched “Saving Mr. Banks - 2013” and then when I saw “Cruella - 2021”, my love and respect for her increased gidi-gan.

But when I read the plot of this movie, I was curious because I haven’t seen Emma Thompson having sex in any of her movies, besides, she’s an old woman.

You can now imagine my Immuno-Ecstatical-Enchantments mixed with about 3% disgust when I saw this woman flashing her “Vajuju” and doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual acrobatics in this movie.

Omo, the thing shock me die!

I no go lie. I am homophobic; But that guy (Daryl Mccormack) fine & clean die!

I rate this movie 8/10.

4.) The Great Dictator - 1940

This is the 3rd Best Adolf Hitler movie that I love beyond description.

I never knew that Charlie Chaplin was a genius.

This film SWEET DIE!

Benzino Napaloni made me love this movie. That guy Na complete craze man. I must have watched their argument scene about the invasion of Osterlich more than 20 times.

I rate this movie 10/10.


Notable Mentions:


1.) The Dictator - 2012: This is my all time best Sacha Baron Cohen movie. I love this film die.

Maroush, his ADC that was always opening his mouth in astonishment na craze man.

That Helicopter Tour Scene in New York with his friend “Nuclear Nadal” funny die!

2.) Just Go With It - 2011: This is my 2nd best Adam Sandler movie that I love like crazy, closely followed by “Anger Management - 2003”.

3.) No Strings Attached - 2011: Natalie Portman with her small yansh & puff-puff breast really got me electrified with this movie.

4.) Friends With Benefits - 2011: Someone here recommended this movie a few days ago and I must say I wasn’t disappointed at all. It is somewhat similar to “No Strings Attached” but I love it more than “No Strings Attached”.

5.) Hancock - 2008: I have watched a lot of Will Smith movies but this is the one I love the most. He did well in Enemy of the State, I-Robot, Focus, Gemini Man and others but Hancock is just too much.

I just can’t seem to get enough of that scene where that bullish boy “Michel” said “My father says you’re an asshole”.

Coupled with the immaculate beauty & demeanor of Charlize Theron, I just love this movie gidi-gan.

That’s all for tonight folks, cheers!

johnyace:
Too much or just right?

timifaithus:
Bro check your naira land mail

I sent you a text