johnnyn1:
Hello guys Been awhile

07032594937... add me on the group

07032594937

Il slap her till she goes into coma..when she wakes up,we start again.

rakish:
lol! The school wont lack that. Just recently,i heard the basketball team of the school went for the pre-nuga competition.

i knw of d one in mini campus...its actually inside d female hostel..

willaiye: Why does Uniabuja choose to keep us at home by staying silent like this ?? haven't we stayed at home enough

blieve me bro..dis skul is far frm bin silent....dey just like to surprise ppl...ul just wake one morning nd hear dey hav released names,dats how it is here.

LET HE DAH TINKS HE IS WISE TAKE HEED LESS HE FALLS..ppl jst come here to type wat eva dey feel like tinkin its wisdom...bware of d wrath of GOD!!!

mcfynest: Good News!!!!! ASUU strike has just been called off. I'm watching it live on the cartoon network.....

I seriously doubt ure in a university...som ppl jst reason like toddlers

July 24th

nonsom: If you your name can be written thus: Chinonso Saviour Ukachukwu. It's written as one. No comma. you can say your name is, in this case. But If your names are been putting thus: Chinonso, Saviour,Ukachukwu you can say your names are. THANKS.

I tink ure wrong...d rule of grammatical concord makes it clear.."My name is"

D strike is vry tru........started earlier today

kelvin ugo: [color=#770077][/color][s][/s] hapy new moth 2 all uniabj student bus admin holla @ ur boy

drop ur digit or bbm pin nd I'll holla

mrpresido3: u will use d 1 made available to u.

dah means d print owt frm d internet...ryt??

mrpresido3: am at d oposit d sch gate, in 1 of dose business center.

wat bout doz using GCE results...hw do we get statement of result??

onimisiaay:
Are you sure of this news

LATE COMER!!!Lol

Haryobame: oga..ur name dey,,,,,,,26520092je..... No 35

tanx man GGMUB!!

Chukwudi madubuko...Anambra state..econs

Chukwudi madubuko....Anambra state....Econs...tanx mehn!

Chukwudi madubuko....Economics dept,Anambra state....pls anybody..jah bless

Richiez should be helpin here!!!

mrpresido3: cngrat ur name is dere, see u soon.

GGMUB......jst one mor fav....chukwudi madubuko..econs..hez my yunger bro,ANAMBRA

Chidiebere madubuko...Anambra state...pls anybody,its bus admin

PrincessKatex: Am fed up wif unibuja ooo

lolz...calm dwn boo,uv bin waitin since last year..m sure a few hours won't break u..I feel ur pain sha..we re all in one shoe here.

Suspense swallowed my slip last nyt....*hearts beatin like drum*

Dannyxy: guy jst relax,list is coming out 2moa,i heard it frm a lady yesterday bt i wz nt sure,bt 2day sum1 frm d v.c office confirmed it...

I blieve yhu sha

Dannyxy: Very very true ma bro nd sis,it's frm d skul,come nd check d list tomorrow den get set 4 resumption,by God's grace all our names wil b der

I knw d guy gives confirm info bt I tink ure soundin surer dan him..I also follow him on twitter

Jst came in frm twitter dah clearance starts on monday while skul resumes d upper week..I tink d info is worth investigating.

DPGzz: The list should be out in a weeks time

pls consider ur txts carefully bfor U̶̲̥̅̊ post...U̶̲̥̅̊ dnt jst paste a date cos odas re postin...we might accept rumors here bt nt predictions..no beef bro,we re all in same shoe here!!

Chelcy10: Lets try to rack our brains a little with this

(Q1a) Starting from first principle find the derivative of
y=2x^2+3x+4

(b) find dy/dx for the function y=x^2+1/x within the domain x=0

(Q2a) Given that y=
(a) x^3
(b) x^1/3
(c) x^ -4
find dy/dx

(b) what is the slope of the curve
y=x^2-6x+2
where it crosses the y axis

LMAO..re U̶̲̥̅̊ forgetting we hav art students here.quit dis man,we didn't come here to solve maths!!!

Goddon32: Pls guys, hw true is it dat jamb wa postp til march 18? Urgent reply win b highly welcom

vry tru...jamb sent me an email.dey didn't specify d date..dey said 18-30

Dfinex1: Big shout out 2my frnds folusho nd etinosa,save journey 2 sch(uniabj)nd gud luck in ur exams, joinin us guys soon

we dn begin gv shout outs too!! la wa o!!!...owk den..shout owt to my mum,my dad nd my frnds uche,john nd peter.....make una serious here jor!

@obasi...nobody is beefin anybody,U̶̲̥̅̊ sef tink am na.