₦airaland Forum

kolnel:
very funny

obviously, the only set of people supporting this evil government are the boot lickers. people who are benefitting from it.
Buhari has taken Nigerian back, things have never been bad.
everything is expensive. kidnappers are on rampage.

I don't even wish a Buhari on my enemies.
Buhari is a total disaster, he's a calamity.

Ahbobi!!
Calm down.... You voted him 2015 true / false.

All the people who voted him... Make una enjoy the calamity while it lasts and I hope if there'll be an election 2023, you'all will have sense by shunning bribes, backbench tribalism and vote ONLY competent persons

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@op..

Once Married..
Your hustle to achieve doublles..triples

Your s3x overdrive normalizes...

You have an eagle eye to situations...

You beg the supreme being more than before for assistance..

You carry yourself responsibly

What more?

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@op.,..

If I talk now they'll say I'm blasting the other gender,,,,

Lemme tell you ... Fact is your happiness lies in pushing out children for different men. And you are waiting for the next avaialable man as your security through life

Faulty mindset..

TayoAinaFilms:
Thanked you

Hey tayo

It appears Naira land no dey gree deliver my mail...
A quick one, do u do music videos?

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Na today?

Fine specie, my type a gal..
Find me let's share. I'll join my money and kidney with yours

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@op...

You get 2.2... People self get pass, some no graduate

In this life no be your situation worse pass...and no be your condition beta pass.
Know this and know peace

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@op...

See ehn, man and woman can be friends...
Man just need to be around woman enough for her to find him sexually attractive and soon pant go shift, bra go loose ....

Women wey like s3xx like say their survival lies on it

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@op...

When you talk now they'll say na your voice loud pass...
But a proverb I know says,,, when an elder sees evil and doesn't speak up against it and point people in the right direction, posterity will judge him and his generation... Funny how it is even elders and persons in positions perpetuate this things

This is really becoming a menace. Nigeria is soon overtaking mexico to sit on top the list of most dangerous place to live in...

hope4nigeria:
exactly. If a girl tell me my pastor! My hand nor dey again

ahbobi !!
Oil dey ur head. I tot I was the only one who's realized this fact..

Pastors Causing havoc in society anyhow.
I can't tell the difference between a mad man and a mechanic these days....

No be only girls o. Anybody that comes to me and wants to talk about an investment or a new idea and you begin with ...I'm a pastor or the brain behind it is a pastor. No matter how interesting, it'll suddenly die to me

Justice316:
In Nigeria you dare not ignore your boss calls and not call back.

Ahbobi !!!
me like this, i choose to be my own boss. If I'm doing any work as an employee for the now is just cos the country no get head but that does not give my superior the right to do anyhow... I may choose to treat him based on the vibe I get from him.
I go reduce hin ego for free. If he has one.. If I loose the job, I put my life to other useful tins... No time to dey follow one idiot dey drag

Me and my coconut head

Kalapizim:
Similar case with me now, I am trying to break up with this woman because I don't see us going further.

We don't share the same views or even dreams and she is not mature enough.
I have tried everything possible to avoid getting intimate with her and even broken up once but she came back stronger.

I am thinking of how to make extra money but she is there disturbing me with why didn't you eat this morning type of questions.

Chai, sorry for you wen you're tired of a lady of 3days

When she constantly wants to know wwat you ate and comes over to prepare your food...know that she don catch you.
And when you're the type whose stomach is the way to his heart, chai, you're done for
......my broda, run oooo

studentofTruth:
I swear down. You know how it goes down. Just 2 weeks ago, one chick thought she's found a maga. I ended it before it could even start, and she couldn't believe it. She couldn't see the red card coming that fast from her newly found gentle friend.

This will be like electric shock to her..

Brov, you is a baadd sheep... You even analysed things ahead of her but played her for her good. I'm watching you

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@op...

When the 'not elegant' gal finally gets pregnant and her elder brother whose a force man comes knocking on your door.....

I swear you cannot just up, and leave town... Dem are gon join you 2 togeda...by hook or by crook. Na wetin dem do seyi

ValZod:
Bro jus try date babe ala milf wey hold bar. You go relate

I have no ceiling as regards women infacct like I always say, I stay away from chewing gum girls.... I rather have her mature and older because experts say they are the sweetest and safest to be with....

What's your experience with them older ladies.. Make me self join their company ...
You Mature ladies take me up, send a pm

ValZod:
Make money just dey enter ma aza. I go dey show love up interest on a steady

The question says ...what keeps a man..

Your response is targetted for giggolo / sugar mummy wanters. When the mummy stops sending money, the man disappears unto another...

Na you suppose to hustle money wey go attract baby girls

I'm interested in honey. So, if theres a , honeypot whose hand is able to make items into honey in a pot .....I won't move an inch

pansophist:
A mixture of both, because I'm a mixture of both. And if you think introverts are introverted, then you actually don't know anything about introverts. Introverts usually are well extroverted to folks they are comfortable with, I mean you'll think they are parrots.

I'm like that. I have really small true friends, not up to five, but if I'm with them, you'll think I'm an extrovert. But if you don't know me, or I do not feel comfortable with you, you'll think I'm even deaf and dumb. I'll be looking like a zombie, but of course, calculating what you're up to.

Pointedly squaredly nailed....
Introvert be like the proverbial sheep that is dragged to the stream but cant be forced to drink. Them go dey follow you and you dey misbehave wen them go strike e go shock u..

Nmezor:
I hate being an introvert

Hafa, baby girl...

Allow me the time to lnow you..., am a mixtrovert. Wat ya say?

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@op...

Ambivert meets intro-extrovert with succulent booobs and soft carriageable behind

Hayee:
toor I am but that does not stop the fact that men are addicted to gold diggers
Na mumu dey fall in love now

Yeeeeeeee!

You say waht?
You mean, 'na mumu (simp) men dey fall in luv' ....
Modified

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@op...

Funny enough, the backbenchers and bench warmers in the senate and house reps will give a pass for this.
Them go add their own join self.. They have their share

Please, somebody should bring Jerry Rawlings back and give him Nigeria passport

Goodyness:
There is no rehab center greater than the village square. That’s the Igbo culture, it takes a village to raise a child.

No rehab center greater than the village square...
The culture of the IBO's permits a village to raise a child....

These wordings are similar to how Achebe would write them in his books. Youve read Achebes books?

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@op...

If konji na human being, e for don cause serious uprising for society...
Local man will say wat konji cannot do doesn't exist

Once konji catch u and babe dey on heat, find the nearest tree with low bush, or hide by side of container, if car dey close stay at the rear side and receive doqqy ....... Sane dudes will refuse duqqy on the express

PrimadonnaO:
It is wisdom to not overassume your rights, and your place in people's lives.

Your post suggests that you recently started living with them. You should have observed, and let the owners of the house directly or indirectly communicate to you how they want things in their home to be run.

As a rule, too, you should understand that most women are possessive of their kitchen. You shouldn't have made those assumptions that led you to cooking food in somebody's house without first seeking permission.

Again...
Let me quote this
"It is wisdom to not over assume your rights and your place in peoples life." When you must a known the liberality and limits within the environment you are in, peace peace and peace will be the underlying hymn everywhere

Know this and know peace...

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@op..

Osinbajo again...

Shebi na UN you dey wait for to give you blueprint to work with? And you think whatever UN will bring will benefit more than 10000+ people? Go and see the kind of initiative they give to your displaced brothers up north..... Tarpaulin and wood for shelter which is not humane to stay in and yet it is not enough for a population of 20000 only

Leave UN people o.... Get sense and work with great nigerian minds in other for Nigeria to get it right

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@op ...

Eye service people... Balderdash move

If the nicga has people in the govt..he's gonna be free and get back to extortion till 10 years...
Useless govt

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@op...

Tell anambra people not to near Andy uba right now to request for scholarship for their wards..... He go use painment weyy dey him chest wound the person

Ifeanyi uba knew he wasn't going to win
Same for the rest... Including Maduka okoye

visijo:
If you want to experience hunger to the highest level, go and live with a wealthy family.

They'll come back home after they have already eaten at a hotel party�

Trrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeee

Soooooooooo true,,,,, na the maid dey always dey at the receiving end.
Make God help you say you dey eat plenty...come go wealthy people house. Sorry be your name, Eba the size of my brace wey no go even satisfy you or the tea wit 3slice bread

Staying with a wealthy family does not translate to being taken care of or even feeding thrice daily

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@op...

Listen, pay attention when you walk by a mallam with handkerchief. If you observe well, you'll see him bring that piece of cloth towards his nose from time to time.. What he is inhaling can hypnotize much more than meth

The tin about hard drugs is everywhere but you see youths from north,,, fear dem,,, dem be baba

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@op...

Even if get 2/4, does it stop lai Muhammed from lying.... DSS self cannot pick out or identify 'unknown gunmen' and Fulani herdsmen causing problem in society

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@op...

All this noise people in government of today make.

Simple, just have connect with top people in govt,,, wat local man will call 'long leg' .... Whether you like take bribe till 10 years, government people and their useless talk no go touch you

Kevv420:
Noted thanks for the advice. Unfortunately she doesn't have parents her mother is late , her father is still alive but absent. I am not keeping her in my house because I want but she had no family , it is a very sad situation for her.

Huncle, see you see express

So because of her sad situation you're giving her a very dirty slap. Do you even imagine where she'll be going to in the 2weeks she proposes to leave ?? I deduce She has nowhere.
Don't make ursef into a demigod over her. Treat her as you would your sista.
Love her for the sake of her personality and what she's been, and not cos of her sad situation

greenie77:
Which devil?

The devil na kevv420 twin. And e dey do fvckanizer work ..along