₦airaland Forum

Nmezor:
I hate being an introvert

Hafa, baby girl...

Allow me the time to lnow you..., am a mixtrovert. Wat ya say?

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Ambivert meets intro-extrovert with succulent booobs and soft carriageable behind

Hayee:
toor I am but that does not stop the fact that men are addicted to gold diggers
Na mumu dey fall in love now

Yeeeeeeee!

You say waht?
You mean, 'na mumu (simp) men dey fall in luv' ....
Modified

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@op...

Funny enough, the backbenchers and bench warmers in the senate and house reps will give a pass for this.
Them go add their own join self.. They have their share

Please, somebody should bring Jerry Rawlings back and give him Nigeria passport

Goodyness:
There is no rehab center greater than the village square. That’s the Igbo culture, it takes a village to raise a child.

No rehab center greater than the village square...
The culture of the IBO's permits a village to raise a child....

These wordings are similar to how Achebe would write them in his books. Youve read Achebes books?

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@op...

If konji na human being, e for don cause serious uprising for society...
Local man will say wat konji cannot do doesn't exist

Once konji catch u and babe dey on heat, find the nearest tree with low bush, or hide by side of container, if car dey close stay at the rear side and receive doqqy ....... Sane dudes will refuse duqqy on the express

PrimadonnaO:
It is wisdom to not overassume your rights, and your place in people's lives.

Your post suggests that you recently started living with them. You should have observed, and let the owners of the house directly or indirectly communicate to you how they want things in their home to be run.

As a rule, too, you should understand that most women are possessive of their kitchen. You shouldn't have made those assumptions that led you to cooking food in somebody's house without first seeking permission.

Again...
Let me quote this
"It is wisdom to not over assume your rights and your place in peoples life." When you must a known the liberality and limits within the environment you are in, peace peace and peace will be the underlying hymn everywhere

Know this and know peace...

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Osinbajo again...

Shebi na UN you dey wait for to give you blueprint to work with? And you think whatever UN will bring will benefit more than 10000+ people? Go and see the kind of initiative they give to your displaced brothers up north..... Tarpaulin and wood for shelter which is not humane to stay in and yet it is not enough for a population of 20000 only

Leave UN people o.... Get sense and work with great nigerian minds in other for Nigeria to get it right

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@op ...

Eye service people... Balderdash move

If the nicga has people in the govt..he's gonna be free and get back to extortion till 10 years...
Useless govt

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Tell anambra people not to near Andy uba right now to request for scholarship for their wards..... He go use painment weyy dey him chest wound the person

Ifeanyi uba knew he wasn't going to win
Same for the rest... Including Maduka okoye

visijo:
If you want to experience hunger to the highest level, go and live with a wealthy family.

They'll come back home after they have already eaten at a hotel party�

Trrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeee

Soooooooooo true,,,,, na the maid dey always dey at the receiving end.
Make God help you say you dey eat plenty...come go wealthy people house. Sorry be your name, Eba the size of my brace wey no go even satisfy you or the tea wit 3slice bread

Staying with a wealthy family does not translate to being taken care of or even feeding thrice daily

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Listen, pay attention when you walk by a mallam with handkerchief. If you observe well, you'll see him bring that piece of cloth towards his nose from time to time.. What he is inhaling can hypnotize much more than meth

The tin about hard drugs is everywhere but you see youths from north,,, fear dem,,, dem be baba

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Even if get 2/4, does it stop lai Muhammed from lying.... DSS self cannot pick out or identify 'unknown gunmen' and Fulani herdsmen causing problem in society

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All this noise people in government of today make.

Simple, just have connect with top people in govt,,, wat local man will call 'long leg' .... Whether you like take bribe till 10 years, government people and their useless talk no go touch you

Kevv420:
Noted thanks for the advice. Unfortunately she doesn't have parents her mother is late , her father is still alive but absent. I am not keeping her in my house because I want but she had no family , it is a very sad situation for her.

Huncle, see you see express

So because of her sad situation you're giving her a very dirty slap. Do you even imagine where she'll be going to in the 2weeks she proposes to leave ?? I deduce She has nowhere.
Don't make ursef into a demigod over her. Treat her as you would your sista.
Love her for the sake of her personality and what she's been, and not cos of her sad situation

greenie77:
Which devil?

The devil na kevv420 twin. And e dey do fvckanizer work ..along

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I almost thought whether na the same maduka that contested in the anambra election ....

Maduka the politician, appreciate soludo and keep your door open for the future while building bridges. That's the way to go

Maduka the footballer, greater heights my gee.

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Alexreport should be given an golden globe award. He is enterprising..

As for maduka, sorry o. Now ya eye don clear..

Ask Schwarzenegger how he did it for bros J that year. You're sure gon get your money back from that Alex fellow

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@op...

I must tell you,,, if you no go you no go know,
..... If you don't try you may not get achieve,
......
Despite the situation in the country, I stepped out. It is not fantastic yet but I have taken a lesson or 2 out of it...

Financially, I made progress
Emotionally, I improved
Socially, I climbed
Spiritually, .........Looking to the supreme being
New skill, ... Still on it
Reading, ...currently reading "how will you measure your life"

Yankee101:
This guy is beginning to talk too much

Must everyone join the APC?

At least when the history of buhari is written it will be said the igbo did not support him and his worst government till date

Ahbobi!!
Am I permitted to like this post ...

Sure tin you wrote there. History will remember buhari govt under APC as a terrible govt till date and yes, reasonable persons from the east, west, south and all over marched in protest of the devilish rule

BegAt40:
See this small boy!
You no wan Sabi your mate abi? I have 3 houses in lekki, one is under construction in Magodo. I've traveled to over 30 countries. Who the fvck are you and your family members?!

Baba bless your boys.

I go like come work in your outfit even if you may wish I'll be your PA. I'm good like that. Coordinated, smart and bold ... Take me up

Originalsly:
I am tall .... 6' 3" when in a good mood.... 6' 2" when the pressures of life be weighing me down. In my world all girls are short.... lots of them verrry short... in fact those I lump together with children. The "tall" ladies ... the high rise ones stretching up to around 6' ... towering above the dwarfs shorties I do admire a lot.... the slim ones.... and I grab every opportunity to compliment them on their elegance and encourage them to be confident... and wear heels... to intimidate the short men even more.The heavy set " tall" women ... well ... those I pretend not to see... and I keep my mouth shut... they .... are intimidating to me... never mind I'm taller. I love my life. I guess it's built into our DNA ... that a man should be taller than his woman ... or he will feel some way. After ehmmm.... looking down at women for yearssss ... got linked up with a friend of a friend. My friend was saying she has a friend taller than I ... I ehmmm.... felt insulted. The meeting up was arranged... she was right. The babe was like 3 inches taller than I ... and alllll the time we were together... I just was not myself... I never felt so belittled in my life.... me... tall me... have to look up to a woman... a woman looking down at me. We are good friends now.... but .... going out anywhere.... 95% of the time.... we must be seated... no unnecessary intimidation. ... love tall girls... but just don't be taller than I!

Ahbobi!!
Matter of height, suppose be title of this your essay..
The whole point of the write up sits at the last line ..... Just don't be taller than I.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Most guys have low self esteem and are intimidated by any girl they fee is better than them. They are intimidated by intelligent girls, If you earn more than them they feel intimated, If you look too cute they are intimidated, even something as simple a good looks intimidates them. Infact, once they perceive your are smarter or better than them they will want to DOMINATE you and the moment your refuse to be DOMINATED by them, they will call you a feminist, a prostitute or an evening news paper.
They want successful, intelligent, tall, smart and strong ladies, ladies who can bring something to the table, who can make good decisions and who they can have a meaningful conversation with but at the same time can't stand such ladies when they meet them. They are as confused as the present day Nigerian government.

Fallacy of hasty generalization

Crunchyg2:
Can we talk on phone?

Ahbobi !!
How can it be of help to me?
Nigerians have not been fair to me...cos there are always moving the post. Never able to keep to their words, today it is 1 and the next day it is 5

GABRIEL6036:
Wahala dey for this your write up ooo, too difficult to comprehend. You don murder English.

Abobi !!

I am learning the pidgin pattern. Guess I'll have to switch to full English mode

Crunchyg2:
I am into food production and packaging, duely registered with corporate affairs and Nafdac. I need 200k to expand my business. If you are in Lagos and interested to bring in 200k and get 30k return in one month. Then let's do this. It will last only for 3 months then you pull out or we renegotiate. I am ready to sign a contract prepared by a lawyer . Note it can be inform of loan or investment . But it last only for the period of 3 months. If interested call or chat me up with my number below/ my profile

Hmmm,

I'll be but I'm not for now. You'll have to be clear on repayment plan ....

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@op...

Celestial church and Abosso apostolic no dey use eye see koboko or bulala....

Them ar gonna wipe you real good with it on the day of baptism....

That kind church no good to join as adult. Join them in your infanthood

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@op...
Have u seen Arin, the girl from bbnaija with more than 20 piercings even on her nostrils...
That girl be like abandoned juju.. I kid you not.

But you see if she is clean from her heart of hearts... Oluwa fit listen to am more than wicked souls wey dey form say dey don't do chains and all

Freestainworld:
That is how they finished hushpuppys grace, now he is looking for grace in the prison.

Ah swear bro..!!
The lesson now be say,,
Stay away from them grace tappers. Yahoo boys be tapping it from dem shedi balabala girls and desperado girls....
Girls make una hear o.

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@op...

One thing though,,,,
why are gun trucks everywhere?? And the force men dressed like there are in a war zone ....
This doesn't sit well with reasonable people like us...

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Don't try me o...

I like as I take be giver.. To them ladies.

AS A GUY I GO PET WOMAN ticckle am well then remove her pant and spread her for the fellowship...SHhe'll beg for me to give her my 6inches
Na I'm one demon go wan con tell me to transfer to the receiving gender... Iro

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@op...

Anything wey dem rush do dey quick turn to Russia roulette...

Use your head,,observe the shema well, observe the proceedings of tins between you 2.. If she's more into it, follow am, rush am, declare your intention
...... Tell am say you dey see her in your future,,,,, no crime