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FoodRe: What's Your First Choice Meal For Breakfast? by geechy: 1:43pm On Nov 05, 2021
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@op..

In my future real life;
Egg sauce and white yam with goat milk and little sliced fruit mix by the side

Make we enjoy this life... No be only billy Clinton and Monica Lewinsky waka come o
EducationRe: Primary School In Edinburgh Asks Boys To Wear Skirts To Promote Equality by geechy: 10:19pm On Nov 04, 2021
Regex:
Skirt is the Scottish culture so no cause for alarm.
Baba read the heading again..... It says to promote equality. If they had stopped at male stydents wearing skirt which is more or less a culture,, it may not be attracting interest as it is
EducationRe: Primary School In Edinburgh Asks Boys To Wear Skirts To Promote Equality by geechy: 10:14pm On Nov 04, 2021
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@op ...

This madness we alpha males do with our girlfriends skirt and bra in the inner chamber while acting romantic and sweet. is wat this nonsense whites are bringing outside....

Soon enough the boys will develop interest in feminine sturvs,, they'll want to try out Victoria secret instead of short and will rather wear bra in place of singlet and the madness continues....
RomanceRe: How Longest Have You Chased A Girl Before You Quit? by geechy: 5:39pm On Nov 04, 2021
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@op...

Once I observe say she no be 'urgent 2k' gal... I follow.... 2mins gist is enough for d chase

I stay away from delilah's and chewing gum gals and needy gals and gals wey never baff

...gone gone
FamilyRe: I’m Pregnant With Twins And The Father Doesn’t Want Them. by geechy: 2:53pm On Nov 04, 2021
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@op...
I can bet the pregnancy happened because of 1cup of coldstone ice cream and sharwarma,,

I can bet the man who indulged you dived in like niqqa raw,,

I can bet you, you were the most satisfied after the 4rounds hammering,,

There are 2tins
1. If you birth the babies, they'll be called bastards
2. If you try to abort them, the process may harm you....

Choose the lesser evil
PhonesRe: The Chat Was Going Well Until He/she Said ..... by geechy: 9:33pm On Nov 02, 2021
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She calls, asks how youre doing and then goes silent...

Be wary of the silence,,,

I'm always scared of asking 'Wats up'....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Salary Earners- What Is The Highest Amount A Salary Job Has Paid You. by geechy: 8:43pm On Nov 02, 2021
placeofallure:
Perdiems grin can be sweet o

I remember when I worked as a volunteer for one HIV/AIDS NGO, they put us in a beautiful hotel in Enugu, serve tea and sandwiches every morning, then a meal of your choice in the afternoons. They paid perdiem of 10k everyday for 2 weeks. That is aside the main money for the training o. Can't forget Enugu that year.

Now, I earn some 6 figures every month as an instructor. Don't ask me!
Epp your boys!!

I use my keyd-knee beg you
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Salary Earners- What Is The Highest Amount A Salary Job Has Paid You. by geechy: 8:31pm On Nov 02, 2021
Bantu10:
498k monthly before statutory deductions. This is aside ur perdiem which u get every night when you sleep outside your work station.

comes with 15% increase annually

Field: iNGO
Maiduguri right??
I'll like that you connect me, help mankind brov.. Allow me drop you a message

Baba me like this I ready use leg waka come there... Salpa be wounding guys.
PoliticsRe: FACT-CHECK: How True Are Soludo’s Claims Made During Anambra Governorship Debate by geechy: 9:00pm On Nov 01, 2021
Antoeni:
Which of these statements will make you happy?

A. Buhari has resigned
B. 24hrs electricity
C. University is now FREE
D. IPhone 13 is now N10,000
E. Take this N1million
F. Take this Visa and leave the country

N.B You can only pick one.
Hmmm...
If only wishes were horses...

24hrs power
FamilyRe: How Much Will Take You Through The Week? by geechy: 6:26pm On Nov 01, 2021
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The 9k wey remain for my account na one corner eye I take dey observe am...
On a norm 25k go manage me in a week if I no do give away... If I do giveaway 3ice the amount go manage me
PoliticsRe: Thugs Clash With Members Of Plateau State House Of Assembly (Photos) by geechy: 6:04pm On Nov 01, 2021
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See,,,, people wey dey bear simon dey always get one kind disposition and saboteuring, callousness dey always show up..

Don simon la-dogo aka plateau people don enter simon longtin express
CelebritiesRe: 'I Am Madam Not Baby' - BBNaija's Angel Smith Says As She Shines In New Photos by geechy: 10:17pm On Oct 31, 2021
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@op...

Who can help with the nomenclaure of junction and of the street where this babygirl lives.. Those melons be calling my name with reckless abandon
FamilyRe: My mother and her plenty pastors. by geechy: 10:07pm On Oct 31, 2021
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@op

Simple to say once woman or women like you your market go sell... The pastor have their patronage from the women folk who in turn tell others and even bring their husbands, boyfriends and family....

Ask Peter and Paul
Ask wizkid
Ask ice
Ask chinyere
Ask sir shins
Ask tubaba
Ask oyedepo

Na women like them first and then introduced their friends.... Make I rest
RomanceRe: Mouth Odour, Body Odour & Snoring, Which Can You Manage In A Relationship? by geechy: 9:57pm On Oct 31, 2021
KarinaLove:
Men On Nairaland And (Mouth Odour + Body Odour + Snoring) Are All In A Loving Relationship.

Before you quote me, remove your boxers right now and smell it.

Now you be the judge grin

**Spits**

Lemme quote you on the same matter... If na for snoring I think men have higher percentage on that

but you see body odour... Travel to the north .... Person no go need tell you, women are on a higher percentage on that
RomanceRe: Mouth Odour, Body Odour & Snoring, Which Can You Manage In A Relationship? by geechy: 9:50pm On Oct 31, 2021
kalvoken:
Your uncle is just oga kpatakpana in apprentice zone. My brother's snore himself. You can only compare him to the type of electricity generators used by welders.

The worst of it all is that in a twinkle if an eye, he done fall asleep.
I swear this reminds me of one uncle bright. That dude sleeps on a standing position.... Omo if e lie down sleep beside you, forget it!! Lol
RomanceRe: Mouth Odour, Body Odour & Snoring, Which Can You Manage In A Relationship? by geechy: 9:46pm On Oct 31, 2021
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Well, although I don't think normal people can cope with a snoring partner....

One only can manage it if you knock yourself out with stress during the day or engage in workout such that in the night you'll just become dead wood
RomanceRe: Mouth Odour, Body Odour & Snoring, Which Can You Manage In A Relationship? by geechy: 9:42pm On Oct 31, 2021
Mercychen:
Non abeg! And that is because all these things can be gotten rid of. It all lies on the persons determination..

Anyone with any of these should seek solution and try to fix it instead of looking for acceptance or someone to manage it with you.
Mercy Chen Chen Chen!!

U for ask am if it is your calling to manage odourous disease??
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Prefer bad Guys? by geechy: 9:38pm On Oct 31, 2021
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@op
Real bad guys just act... They are sleeky. Bad guy nà go getters.... Guys wey know Wats up. They go clear you once

Reminds me of my days in school. Don't know if that's where my love for older ladies wey sabi stem from. I no dey follow chewing gum girls o. My babes are in senior classes and they dey coordinate scatter and myself I dey turn up
CelebritiesRe: A Nairalander, Cletus Ikeh & Wife Eunice Eze Wedding Pictures by geechy: 8:21pm On Oct 31, 2021
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@op

How do I search for women, laydies on naira land.... Please y'all should give me teeps, dunt wanna b tipsy
FoodRe: How Many Of These Soups Have You Tried? by geechy: 1:44pm On Oct 31, 2021
WispyEthereal:
oya give us the northern list of soups
Wispy... Them get headless soups in the north.
1 miya kuka
2 kupewa ... Kind of okra
3. Zogale... This one flushes the system
4. Beans soup... Made with beans as thickener
....
Of these I've eaten kupewa and Zogale at some point
CelebritiesRe: Tboss: I Wish I Had Taken More Photos Naked by geechy: 1:39pm On Oct 31, 2021
Bukasint:
Wearing of Pant is oyibo man's culture. It's not African thing
Buka, u don min it??
Anytin wey oyinbo man dey do now na copy wey dem copy from Africa then modified it to look like they started first..... So yes, I say you're wrong.

Who else thinks this is correct?
CelebritiesRe: Tboss: I Wish I Had Taken More Photos Naked by geechy: 1:29pm On Oct 31, 2021
Bukasint:
My sister even me too...of recent I stopped wearing pants. It's has no need, makes me uncomfortable and the whites hardly wear it here too.
Buka, see here in Nigeria I met a girl and as we enter room make we rock, we remove cloth. I removed her clothings. I pulled at the panty, there was none..... Na d babe dey highlight me say them no wear pant again no. I asked why, she said na feminine consensus thing ...say I no go understand

Warris dis??
FoodRe: How Many Of These Soups Have You Tried? by geechy: 6:07pm On Oct 30, 2021
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@op.. South east and south south +south west have more soup on your menu... Why is it that na only miya kuka be the only soup from the north on the menu..??

North sef no get food ... If not danwake
CelebritiesRe: Liquorose Wears Braless See-Through Dress To TECNO BBNaija After Party (Video) by geechy: 1:03pm On Oct 29, 2021
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Some say liquor get mam body ... That could be ...
But it doesn't negate the fact that she get puna and she gon wet your thing if you penetrate her. and if you spill inside of her... 9 months pere
RomanceRe: Would You Accept Walk Dates? by geechy: 10:44pm On Oct 28, 2021
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@op,
At night,,,, cold breeze,,,, after the rain,,,, walking hand in hand,,,,,having deep convo,,,, real shit...,...... I lick her ear .... Later in the night,,,,,12pm ................. Fvckry meeting commence,,,,another round at 3am,,,no resting
PoliticsRe: 22 Govs Apply As FG Begins Model Ranch Fund’s Disbursement Next Week by geechy: 5:48pm On Oct 27, 2021
omoharry:
Pls dont be.This is a phase and a dark time for us all.It shall surely pass. I hope we are sensible this time around come 2023.
That is a big 'if' .... The workings
RomanceRe: I Can’t Find Husband Because Of Bad Roads In My Area – Ghanaian Woman Laments by geechy: 4:48pm On Oct 27, 2021
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@op, I think urgent 2k emanated from this place ....

But make she ask how our gals here manage.. They've successfully converted that 3k to a Nigerian thing
CareerRe: Should Relatives, Friends Know The Exact Amount You Earn by geechy: 4:40pm On Oct 27, 2021
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@op make them know wetin I earn unto what?
My mother tried that shit with me and I just bought her an apartment and ate biscuit with her ....case end

Village people still dey follow people waka o... Know thyself
RomanceRe: Which ''Toasting'' Style Is The Best? (picture) by geechy: 2:22pm On Oct 27, 2021
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@op, under the mango tree ... I used to be shy. The first pics reminds me of how boys who came from the city would be forming when toasting a lady wen be say na us them go come borrow money from to impress the girl... And they usually get to lay them females 8 out of 10 times
PoliticsRe: Buhari: 12 Million Children Afraid Of Attending School by geechy: 8:37am On Oct 27, 2021
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Put it right, Mr bull.

12 million children in northern Nigeria are scared of going to school...

The nonsense seen in the presidency!!
PoliticsRe: Sanusi: Buhari Should Be Impeached For Spending Millions Of Dollars On Subsidy by geechy: 8:31am On Oct 27, 2021
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Subsidy, What do I know?

All I know is the goverbment to make fuel available at humane amount, make economy humanely viable and make the currency solid against its peers.....

I dont have anything to say to sanusi..he knows where he hung his cloths ......

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