₦airaland Forum

Yankee101:
This guy is beginning to talk too much

Must everyone join the APC?

At least when the history of buhari is written it will be said the igbo did not support him and his worst government till date

BegAt40:
See this small boy!
You no wan Sabi your mate abi? I have 3 houses in lekki, one is under construction in Magodo. I've traveled to over 30 countries. Who the fvck are you and your family members?!

Originalsly:
I am tall .... 6' 3" when in a good mood.... 6' 2" when the pressures of life be weighing me down. In my world all girls are short.... lots of them verrry short... in fact those I lump together with children. The "tall" ladies ... the high rise ones stretching up to around 6' ... towering above the dwarfs shorties I do admire a lot.... the slim ones.... and I grab every opportunity to compliment them on their elegance and encourage them to be confident... and wear heels... to intimidate the short men even more.The heavy set " tall" women ... well ... those I pretend not to see... and I keep my mouth shut... they .... are intimidating to me... never mind I'm taller. I love my life. I guess it's built into our DNA ... that a man should be taller than his woman ... or he will feel some way. After ehmmm.... looking down at women for yearssss ... got linked up with a friend of a friend. My friend was saying she has a friend taller than I ... I ehmmm.... felt insulted. The meeting up was arranged... she was right. The babe was like 3 inches taller than I ... and alllll the time we were together... I just was not myself... I never felt so belittled in my life.... me... tall me... have to look up to a woman... a woman looking down at me. We are good friends now.... but .... going out anywhere.... 95% of the time.... we must be seated... no unnecessary intimidation. ... love tall girls... but just don't be taller than I!

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Most guys have low self esteem and are intimidated by any girl they fee is better than them. They are intimidated by intelligent girls, If you earn more than them they feel intimated, If you look too cute they are intimidated, even something as simple a good looks intimidates them. Infact, once they perceive your are smarter or better than them they will want to DOMINATE you and the moment your refuse to be DOMINATED by them, they will call you a feminist, a prostitute or an evening news paper.
They want successful, intelligent, tall, smart and strong ladies, ladies who can bring something to the table, who can make good decisions and who they can have a meaningful conversation with but at the same time can't stand such ladies when they meet them. They are as confused as the present day Nigerian government.

Crunchyg2:
Can we talk on phone?

GABRIEL6036:
Wahala dey for this your write up ooo, too difficult to comprehend. You don murder English.

Crunchyg2:
I am into food production and packaging, duely registered with corporate affairs and Nafdac. I need 200k to expand my business. If you are in Lagos and interested to bring in 200k and get 30k return in one month. Then let's do this. It will last only for 3 months then you pull out or we renegotiate. I am ready to sign a contract prepared by a lawyer . Note it can be inform of loan or investment . But it last only for the period of 3 months. If interested call or chat me up with my number below/ my profile

Freestainworld:
That is how they finished hushpuppys grace, now he is looking for grace in the prison.

Regex:
Skirt is the Scottish culture so no cause for alarm.

placeofallure:
Perdiems can be sweet o

I remember when I worked as a volunteer for one HIV/AIDS NGO, they put us in a beautiful hotel in Enugu, serve tea and sandwiches every morning, then a meal of your choice in the afternoons. They paid perdiem of 10k everyday for 2 weeks. That is aside the main money for the training o. Can't forget Enugu that year.

Now, I earn some 6 figures every month as an instructor. Don't ask me!

Bantu10:
498k monthly before statutory deductions. This is aside ur perdiem which u get every night when you sleep outside your work station.

comes with 15% increase annually

Field: iNGO

Antoeni:
Which of these statements will make you happy?

A. Buhari has resigned
B. 24hrs electricity
C. University is now FREE
D. IPhone 13 is now N10,000
E. Take this N1million
F. Take this Visa and leave the country

N.B You can only pick one.

KarinaLove:
Men On Nairaland And (Mouth Odour + Body Odour + Snoring) Are All In A Loving Relationship.

Before you quote me, remove your boxers right now and smell it.

Now you be the judge

**Spits**

Lemme quote you on the same matter... If na for snoring I think men have higher percentage on that

but you see body odour... Travel to the north .... Person no go need tell you, women are on a higher percentage on that

kalvoken:
Your uncle is just oga kpatakpana in apprentice zone. My brother's snore himself. You can only compare him to the type of electricity generators used by welders.

The worst of it all is that in a twinkle if an eye, he done fall asleep.