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Agriculture / Re: Ondo Farmers Protest Against Chinese Occupation Of Land by Geesanni: 5:08pm On Apr 15
This is total INSENTIVENESS.........WHEN FOOD PRICE IS VERY HIGH AND THE FARM ARE BEING DESTROYED BY HERDMEN....NIGERIA GRADUALLY GOING INTO FAMINE.....
Mandem2:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/681347-ondo-farmers-protest-chinese-take-over-of-farmlands-threat-to-livelihood.html

I personally do not understand why this should happen at all. Can Nigerians lease land in China?
Religion / Re: How My Father, TB Joshua Abused Me – Ajoke, Daughter Had Outside Wedlock by Geesanni: 6:30am On Jan 09
When will bbc do documentary about the SHADY LIFE IN BUCKINGHAM PALACE,D SEX SLAVE ,D BLOOD SHED AND DRUGS.U GUYS SHUD STOP BEING A FOOL.IF U WANT A PERFECT HUMAN BEING,GOD ONLY IS.
ayo2008:


You be the Church member
Watch the documentary first by BBC.


Nobody denied the documentary made by BBC about sex for grade in Nigeria and Ghana public universities.
Family / Re: LEARN FROM MY EXPERIENCE AND AVOID MOGs THAT ARE POLITICAL IN NATURE by Geesanni: 5:50am On Dec 26, 2023
Humans are the same everywhere. You didn't handle the situation very well.I'm sure your parent or ur senior elders are not aware of the situation. You shouldn't have lost that golden opportunity, u threw it away urself.If i were a girl ,i would look at so many factors to choose a guy.The guy is well doing, he somehow have the fear of God and his character is moderate for him to be a youth leader.But i wonder wat sone girls think and start saying i dont just have feeling for this guy A or guy B without good reason. Love is more than just catching feelings. Anyways as u reject the guy,he must definitely moves on.So nobody do you any dirty but as i no know u,he still pain me for u.Make una no dey use catching of feelings decides who una wan settle with.May God gives u another opportunity.
Jewessgratitud3:
Moving this story for the third time because of people misinterpreting it to mean me missing out in life or envying the other party hence defeating the purpose for which I created it in the first place which is for the younger ones to learn and understand their environments by observing the movement and behavior of people around them and know when to retract. Therefore, I'll keep posting and reposting to achieve my original purpose for this post.
Please nobody should tell me what to post


As usual, I'm unburdening my heart of yet another life's experience that shook me and almost made me lose my sanity and relationship with some men of God due to church politics in marriage affairs . Hmmm... Let me quickly put this out there. I do not regret my actions and how everything went at the end of the day..

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A quick throw back about this pastor from the very beginning.
Some time In 2007, we were attending a small parish then. One day a very tall, fair and young handsome pastor visited our Parish and was introduced by our parish pastor as a youth pastor who just finished his service then haven returned from Yankee. All the young girls were admiring the pastor Including me. I was like, how I wish this kind of person would come for me but then I waved it off and said even if he wants to go for any one he would go for those older sisters then cos me I was still very young. He left and I forgot about him.

I didn't get to see him again until I became a worker and started going for programs at our other parishes where he was and other places where we all go to minister. When i saw him again, he looked different. He no longer looked fresh like that time he just came from Yankee. Then I had already erased the thought of him from my head.

In 2014, when I met my last ex, we were assembled in my pastors office after workers prayers one day when she said with excitement, you! we are going to tie big gele this year for your wedding and everyone shouted yay!!!.. I was just looking at her confused because at first I didn't know it was me she was talking to. So I said me? She said yes you!... πŸ˜•. Immediately one sister rushed in and said who's that? And the pastor said don't worry. I wasn't excited because I didn't understand what was going on.

Another scenario that got me confused was what my former parish pastor did ( the one that introduced the youth pastor seven years ago). I went for a program in his Parish ( because he was no longer in my parish) and greeted him as usual, this man just frowned and walked past me. He didn't reply my greeting. I was worried but then I shrugged it off. I didn't know what was going on.


Now, take note of this two scenarios. Where the lady rushed in asking who they were cheering in the pastors office and my former pastor that stopped replying my greetings. Wil be making reference to them in the course of my narration and also explain how the female pastor hyping me got wind of the news that made her do what she did. Meanwhile all these happened around October, November.


December came and around December period, pastors are usually transferred. So the female pastor that was hyping me that they will tie my gele was transferred and another one ( Igbo man) who was like a father to me came in. One day he called me and asked if he can he give my number to someone? I thought it was for a job. I said who? He asked me if I've been praying for a life partner.. I said mmmm... He then said, somebody ask him to give him my number that should he go ahead? I said ok. Then I asked him, hope you're not the one recommending me o. He no. That the person came and told him he wants me. I said ok, are you sure it me because we are twins o.. he now said are you not sister so so so?... That he specifically told him the slim one in the choir. I said ok, give him the number.

That evening my phone rang and immediately I heard his American accent, I said haaaa... This guy! He said do you know who's speaking ? I said pastor so so. He laughed and we got talking. He said he would call again and hung up for that day.
Very early the next morning, his call woke me up. We talked again but the conversation was dry because he kept talking about Mandela. That was the year Mandela died. So he just kept talking about the death because as a pastor he was being careful about the things he was discussing with me. It was just boring and me I was like which one is Mandela story again? Wetin concern me and Mandela.?

I got to church and my pastor called me into his office and asked me how far? I told him I don't really fancy the guy. He tried convincing me that the guy is rich, he'll take car of me and all that. The wife came and told me, sister do you know what you're playing with? She now told me that many sisters have fought over this guy claiming they saw him in the dream but the pastor refused them to the point that some of the sisters left the church angrily. She said it was a big saga that year. I now told her what if I don't like him. She said I have to like him o. That some senior pastors even brought their own slots ( sister for him) but he turned them down. So I told her I would try and work on my feelings for him then I left. When I got home and was thinking through all my pastors wife told me about slots, it now occurred to me the pastor that stopped replying my greeting. ( The ones I highlighted earlier) was also recommending that sister that walked in and asked who they were cheering.

After they brought their slots and he refused. He went round to all the senior pastors and told them he has seen who he wants and mentioned my name, that was how the female pastor hyping me got to hear because she too was a senior pastor and my pastor at the time ( before she was transferred), so she was informed and aware of the new development. I think it was announced and discussed among them in a meeting because many of them knew about it and that was how that other male pastor got to know about it too and started giving me attitude. Chai the thing pained me ehn? I said in the house of God again? Not like I'm even into the pastor self. So the most Senior pastor among then now gave him the go ahead to meet my Parish pastor and start with the process.

We continued the courtship but it was the most boring courtship because as a pastor, you don't meet in secluded places alone. You only meet in church. You're not to be seen standing too close together. If he wants to give me anything, he'll go and drop it somewhere and tell me to go and pick it there.

One day we attended a program in that angry pastors parish. The youth pastor came and stood near me and was talking to me. This pastor was now passing and squeezed his face like someone who drank lemon. I greeted him, he ignored me. Yay! πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚. I just laughed.

I wasnt feeling this pastor guy because the bond was not there due to our mode of meet up. meanwhile I was bonding seriously with my ex. That one that will carry me on his back and be running on the street and we'll be laughing like jackass. grin. I just felt no need wasting the pastors time and one day I texted him that I'm no longer interested in this whole thing that he should look for another sister. Though he too was acting stingy that Christmas period after giving him a list of what I needed, he kept posting me today, tomorrow and time for me to travel with the things was getting closer, Christmas was fast approaching and I didn't want Xmas to meet me in Lagos. I now said person wen I no even like self come dey bobo. It was my ex that went and borrowed that money and gave to me to travel. So I sent him the message. my ex was so happy about the news of breaking up with him when I told him after he gave me the money for my travel expenses.

One week after I texted him, news went round and all the youths came after me. Why did you call off the courtship? Bla bla bla.... Every day my ears dey full. They we're now saying they would follow me to go and see that person that made tell pastor off bla bla bla Until I started shunning them and blasting them back to keep off before then leave me o. I was so shocked how everyone got to know about it.

One month after we called it off we went for a program as usual. My twin just returned from a trip then. So we went together. Where we were sitted, the youth pastor came and sat in front of us. my twin now told me that she saw that pastor and his wife pushing that sister ( the ones I talked about earlier) to go and sit near the youth pastor, as she did, the pastor now came and sat in front of us. My twin was now saying this guy still likes you o. I just shunned her and went and stood outside. As I was still watching the drama, the pastors wife gave the lady eyes again saying go and sit near him. Immediately the lady went and sat beside the pastor, he stood up and came and stood beside me where I was standing at the corridor. he looked at me and greeted me. I answered for the second and went downstairs out of sight away from the annoying drama. I just shook my head at the both of them ( pastor and the wife. I made myself scarce for a while and stopped going for programs where he would be.

Las las sha, na the sister he later marry and they both relocated to America.

That was my first experience of church politics. Don't know if anyone has had a Similar experience or experienced church politics as a whole..
Share if you don't mind.



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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Geesanni: 8:43pm On Dec 24, 2023
Ur no na 12 digits.not correct
akinmobola2019:
Hp laptop 4g 1 terabyte 120k

Two month use solar power system with panel for sale, power fan,light
90k

Desktop 4g 500g 80k

Lg 7kg dryer 120k

Lg fridge and freezer 70k

X box 360 with 2pad 65k

Thermocool split ac 1& half 80k

Lg split ac 1 and half 80k

Toaster 13k

Konica Di photocopy machine 380k

Wifi games with pad 15k

Use shoe UK 25k

Elepaq 5kv generator 380k

Treadmil 220k

1300 wat inverter 35k

Mercury inveter 1.5kv 24v 70k

1.7kv inverter 24v 80k

Infinix hot 3g 32g 56k

Complete set of 7 seater chair 220

Water dispenser mini 45k

Traveling box 10k

Water treatment plant 100k each

Hisense 7kg washing machine 65k

Hand dryer 25k

Insect killer machine 15k

1.7kv inverter 24v 80k

Rice cooker 18k

Toys for kids 10k

080222219777
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Geesanni: 6:43am On Dec 22, 2023
U no put contact. How can we reach u..
njelrapheal:
I have an iPhone xr with for sale
.no faults has face ID and battery health 79 percent. 200k Slightly negotiable. Lagos ketu.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Geesanni: 6:42am On Dec 22, 2023
U no put contact. How can we reach u?
njelrapheal:
I have an iPhone xr with for sale
.no faults has face ID and battery health 79 percent. 200k Slightly negotiable. Lagos ketu.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Geesanni: 9:44pm On Dec 21, 2023
Your number??
SmileDance:
Marble dining table for sale in igando lagos 120k
Kitchen cabinet 30k
Wooden plate rack 30k
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Geesanni: 1:16am On Nov 11, 2023
Wat of d bed stick
Betnomore:
6 by 6 by 12 mouka flora mattress (with original cover)
still in pristine condition for 75k

6 by 6 by 10 mouka flora mattress (not wt original cover) in good condition for 65k

Check signature for whatsapp contact
Location Ikorodu, Lagos
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Geesanni: 11:37pm On Nov 10, 2023
Is d blind stil available?l
fuckboys:


Is the wooden window blind for sell?
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Geesanni: 11:32pm On Nov 10, 2023
Drop ur no.
Nathan2016:
1. WOODEN WINDOW BLIND (BLACK) - 20K


2. BEEBEEJUMP INVERTER - 170K


3. SUMEC GENERATOR (WORKING PERFECTLY) - 60K


4. 12.5kg Foreign Used Gas Cylinder + Cooker + Hose Regulator - 55k


LOCATION: AGO PALACE WAY OKOTA

NEGOTIATBLE: YES
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Geesanni: 8:28pm On Nov 07, 2023
100k
Seunisco:
Macbook 2017 air

Ram- 4gig
Rom- 120 gig
Condition is good

* please note that it has a minor dent on the edge. It also doesn’t affect the screen at all.
But it has a DENT. The screen is clear and not cracked

Reason for sale
Owner wants to upgrade to a 2017 pro

Location is Ibadan
Free delivery anywhere in Ibadan

Price is 210k (Ofcourse negotiable)

Phone number- 0810.8388226
Whatsapp- 091.24263967
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Geesanni: 8:25pm On Nov 07, 2023
100k
TheDejiEmpire:
HP Probook 430 G5
Core i7 8th gen.
8gb/500gb
Fingerprint scanner and Keyboard Light.

Laptop looks a little rough with scratches.

Lagos, Shoot me an offer.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Geesanni: 10:35am On Nov 05, 2023
Is the tv still available?
grafixdon:


Can I see the picture of the hometheater
Car Talk / Re: For A Budget Of β‚¦β€Ž4M: Which Of These Cars Is Advisable To Buy? by Geesanni: 8:38pm On Apr 25, 2023
Exactly my point ooo.my Honda pilot 04 dey for sale .u go still collectchange from the 4m
webdevprof:
None of the above is good enough for Nigerian roads.

Consider 04-07 Honda Pilot. Still within your budget.
Car Talk / Re: For A Budget Of β‚¦β€Ž4M: Which Of These Cars Is Advisable To Buy? by Geesanni: 8:36pm On Apr 25, 2023
I keep telling people that honda is very good.Toyota is good too but Honda is very cool.i have been using Honda for the past 3years plus now na just servicing i dey do
Ngiokiema:
I can't trade Honda cars for any brand go for Honda n thank us later

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Geesanni: 11:44pm On Apr 21, 2023
Learn to be civil in a public forum.
lilachiever:


To carry gun no go hard person like you.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Geesanni: 6:18am On Apr 21, 2023
80k?
KunlexyInc1:
Brand New Sealed Redmi Note 12

6.67" screen (1080x2400 pixels), AMOLED, 120Hz
Snapdragon 685 chipset (6nm)
6/128GB variant [microSD slot available]
MIUI 13, Android 13 (Upgradeable to MIUI 14)
Triple camera setup (rear setup of 50MP + 8MP + 2MP)
Glass front (Corning Gorilla Glass 3)
4G LTE support
Infrared blaster, accelerometer, gyro, compass
5,000mah battery capacity
Type-C charging port
Stereo speakers
Fingerprint (side-mounted)
Accessories: All follow-come accessories intact

Price: #125K

Location is Ogun State (Abeokuta), can be waybilled through interstate buses/cars or GIG/Speedaf Logistics to other states

Contact me on 07081517572 (Call/WhatsApp)
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Geesanni: 10:00pm On Apr 08, 2023
40k ? I can come pick it tomorrow
incogni2o:
Luthian Generator
3.5KVA

70K

Those two wires you see are for switching off the Generator from inside the house so you don't have to go out.
Reason for sale: Got a new Generator
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Geesanni: 9:19pm On Apr 08, 2023
Let me take the gen for 100k and TV 80k[quote author=Jidexproduction post=122297241][/quote]
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Geesanni: 9:17pm On Apr 08, 2023
Let me take the gen for 100k and TV for 80k[quote author=Jidexproduction post=122297241][/quote]
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Geesanni: 9:04pm On Apr 08, 2023
Is the iron still available?
GentlePEACE:


Can I see pictures of this:

4.5 by 6ft bed frame with mattress + free bluetooth speaker - 70k
Marble designed bathroom mirror - 10k
Celebrities / Re: #easter Sale by Geesanni: 9:02pm On Apr 08, 2023
How much is the TV and gen
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Geesanni: 9:00pm On Apr 08, 2023
How fa d gen.let me pay 100k[quote author=teebullion1 post=122375751][/quote]
Adverts / Re: BEDFRAME, GENERATORS, SOFA, ARMCHAIRS, INVERTER AC, MIRRORS HOME ACCESSORIES NEW by Geesanni: 8:56pm On Apr 08, 2023
Let me pay 100k for the LG 55 inc tv[quote author=Vonnov post=122375408][/quote]
Technology Market / Re: Macbook Screen Replacement In Nigeria by Geesanni: 7:07pm On Mar 29, 2023
How much is mac pro 2019 screen.15inch?
ruphytelecom:
Good morning, we need your patronage today.
Politics / Re: "Hope Obi supporters Believe Now That Lagos Belongs To The Yorubas" - MC Oluomo by Geesanni: 9:52am On Mar 19, 2023
Andy uba that went home can u tell me wat happened to him?did he not narrowly escape death? How can someone set his house on fire and a nice neighbour accommodated you.Then u started saying his house is a no man's land.Every Monday that is d sole of biz, ur warriors turn it to a war day and yet we allow u trade on that Monday here , even on Sunday but yet you guys called youruba fools.Ibo started the tribal war.Lp campaign was built on hatred and tribalism
Staywithbina:
Am Igbo and whatever they do to the igbos in any other part of this country ,I fully support it,all of una go run leave una home and go to another man's land and develop it while your home is in shambles,Ana adi mma si na ulo we puwa ama..look at what is happening in villages ,if I tell u that e-money and kceee cannot dare come back to amaputu in uli in a long time ,u won't believe,Ife of ala Ife will not come home also in a long time from ndiakaba in uli , u won't believe ,this men I mentioned are the top men in Lagos but their home is on fire ,burning ooohh ,same thing with a lot more others ,it's gradually coming close ,very soon we will all run away from our homes in the east to nowhere
Romance / Re: My Mum Doesn't Want Us To Get Married Because Of This Picture by Geesanni: 7:29pm On Feb 08, 2023
Just dey play ,dey play.u neva ready to settle down.....once upon a time if a lady wear trouser,she is a core girl but later it is now accepted. The guy mom has refused to move with modernisation. She is still left in 60's
weslay:
Your mum that carried you from -9 months till you were able to fend for yourself. The person who could not sleep on those cold nights you were down. What has she done to deserve this distrust?

Personally, once my parents rejects my relationship with any lady, c'est fini. Whether she be Agbani Darego or Bill gates daughter, she dey waka.

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Romance / Re: Distress Sales Of Samsung S8 +:and Techno Camon 16 by Geesanni: 1:12pm On Dec 29, 2022
30k for the s8

mmadu5:
samsung i will give you 15k the other one 12k do you agree
Business / Re: Beer Parlour Property For Sale by Geesanni: 1:26pm On Dec 26, 2022
Suunnn:

I'm interested
call me or wasap me then
Autos / A Clean Car For Sale by Geesanni: 7:36am On Dec 26, 2022
honda pilot 03/04 model is for sale.location is lagos.Nothing to fix.Alloy rim,Tokukbo standard.0 8 0 3 8 0 6 3 7 8 9

Properties / Clean Car For Sale. by Geesanni: 7:26am On Dec 26, 2022
honda pilot 03/04 model is for sale.location is lagos.Nothing to fix.Alloy rim,Tokukbo standard.0 8 0 3 8 0 6 3 7 8 9

Romance / Beer Parlour Property For Sale In Lagos by Geesanni: 6:47am On Dec 26, 2022
Biggest size Freezer.(royal)..300k
Television lg ..60k
Industrial local gas cooker ...35k
3 big set Coolers.....30k each
Show glass...40k
3 big Pot...............20k each
2 dozen chair's.........40k
5crates.......5k
DStv ..........10k
Big gas Cylinder......15k
4 set table ....40k
New gas oven....100k
Original sliding louvre door....100k
Others are free
0.8.0.3.8.0.6.3.7.8.9

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