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Don't give me a textbook answer.I dare you to state 5 benefits of ECOWAS to the west Africa region.If you have travelled lately within the region from Lagos to Cotonu to Lome to aflao border in Ghana and Abijan etc you will know you ECOWAS passport isn't better than a sportybet slip.......😂😂😂😂😂😂

ChizzyBuna:
Nobody cares about that SHITHOLE called Burkina Faso.

I rather travel to Pakistan than Burkina 3rd world village.

Omooooor this is cruel.

Nothing anybody will say.The parents are failure to the society no matter how we sugar coat it.I can't have a child with such antecedents omooor I will disown you ASAP after I have done my best to change you.You need to come see how parents bail children when they have committed heinous crime.

You at a young handsome boy who probably had a promising future ahead of him.If he decides to take up a cleaning job for new tenants and save up 200k to buy a clean fairly used laptop at computer village.Get a data of 10gb download Canva graphics design tutorials on YouTube and wordpress tutorial on web design and give himself one good month to deep learning.Tell me if in 8 months 1.5 million won't be sitting in his account like a hookup girl ridding her sugar daddy diiiiiick.


Sorry plsss but there is something that off me about that town they call Abeokuta honestly.Many weird news emanating from there especially killings to petty ritualism.I just have small resentment for that town that doesn't mean everyone there is evil but waton of funny news there is mind bugging.

My verdict: that boy should not be imprisoned.Withe audacity to still demand a Ransome after killing the innocent friend his scrotum should be placed on a clean table amd being smashed with a hammer to off the balls inside.Leave him to go home.

If the idiot go survive.


Prison is just a playground to harden his mind to become an dreaded criminal.

The guy won't do anything.

Baba just want him name to trend like Simon Ekpa and with that he will start off what he has in mind may be to come home and become the next commissioner.


In Nigeria political space anything is possible.Even a bandit will soon win an election to be a governor.If MC.......is warming up who else isn't elligble in Nigeria plus Evans that kidnapper

NNPC the extension of government now have the moral justification for the increment.

When NLC will make stupid and lame demands from federal government.How would you ask minimum wage be increased to over 100k and you think in the long run you won't suffer?

Instead they should have had a strategic dialogue with FG to know what their plans are to stabilise price of things in critical sectors of the economy : Reduced electricity tariff with sufficient power supply, reduced price of PMS, assurance of reduction of insecurity issues with a metric parameter to measure their performance, etc.

The above demands should come with a definite timeline even if it's a year.The NLC will categorically state it that the workers will endure and be patient but after one year with no tangible results in these demands then we will shut down the economy with our fierce industrial action.

It's obvious the Capitalist NLC executives are just elected to cash out from the ongoing situation.

The " rejected Oxford" boy is the one who single handledly exposed the lying propaganda of your Alpha and omega when they said Dubai has opened its borders for Nigerians to travel.He investigated the website and showed how fictitious it was before the Dubai authorities confirmed it.


What this rejected has accomplished will taken another ten generations from your lineage to have the balls to do that in the face of deep opposition.At least that one who will do it must be fumigated of the BATist mentality with common sense.


Same you people insulted Reno Omokori when he was aid to Jonathan now he is seen as the best thing that happend because he is promoting Tinubu.



Tomorrow morning go to Emilokan fuel station with your BATist election jersey.They will sell fuel at a discounted price of 85 naira a litre for you.Better go to the border town between Sokoto and Zamfara where bandits are dominating them shout Jagaban there lets see if your head will still on you.


You can't declare those small bandits boys calling Tinubu idiots on Tiktok and David Una get power to declare wanted.See how stupid you guys are.Yeye dey smell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

CyrusVI:
No be that Oxford rejected be this?

He implicated PIDOM finish come JP elsewhere

Cowards everywhere

When a woman makes up her mind to leave you for whatever reason it means that she isn't meant for you at all.

Just accept the reality and walk away to build a better future.

Marriage is a delicate matter that shouldn't be handled with levity.

If the foundation is very faulty or treated with so much emotions.Trust me you will learn the hard way in marriage.

Honestly speaking this is the more reasons ilI believe Atiku and PDP are toothless bull dogs and ineffectual politicians with weak demeanour in political activities.

How can "one man" threaten a the whole governors in a party and till now they can't counter him or form an alliance against the idiot.Is he more powerful than the whole sitting governors in their states combined?

If the governors come together and decide to work in unison that Rivers State belongs to PDP and stand behind Fubara to fight him.

If I be Fubara if I gain the second term ticket I will leave PDP to even a mushroom party.


PDP is just a weakling.

Hello Nairalanders,

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You said 99% of men .What is the source of that watery statistics?

As a woman, if you lack that cooking skill which your wealth will help replace with a cook . Watch out in the beginning he won't act funny but in the long run baba go dey do anyhow because he now has balance in the marriage.Las las it's that house help that will be servicing oga I know what I have seen with many men.

Make sure as a woman you have a basic culinary skills and be organised and neat too else you will be with a man whose D*** is a community one.

EreluRoz:
You are obviously not in tune with realities of modern times. You even said majority lol how many men can comfortably care for their women these days? 99% of men even hates the idea of housewife. I remember back then when I said I prefer being a housewife than stressing myself with keeping and maintaining the family and working at the same time Dem nearly chop me raw in this forum then.

Russian women in my estimation no fine jooooor.

Reason it's always good to go through a woman's WhatsApp because you will see something that will reset your brain from being emotional to being logical and reasonable.

Imagine you were doing love is blind.Na so she for dey cast you and you go dey say my girl.


Your respect in a relationship with a woman is your capacity to provide.Never allow the art of love making override your time for money making no matter how sweet she is because when your go out another man will be pounding that sweet kitty on your behalf.


Men once more your ability to provide is your shield in any romantic relationship.

adeniyiemmanuel:
Baba no be LIE... just last month I rented a mini flat in gbagada axis roughly 1.250k...fast forward was broke a little bit hence I ask my GF for 20k wch I wanted to use it to settle NEPA BILLS... she gave me 17k upon getting to my house I went Tru her whatsapp I saw her VN with her pastor telling him how she help me to raise 17k Frm her local savings we call KOLO... OMO I was PAINED!!!
THIS is the person I just recently change her wardrobes... Give her some cash too... Baba woman no get heaven.

Hello Nairalanders,

There has been flying false narratives that ICAN is an impossible exam to defeat or pass in Nigeria considering the complex nature of the syllabus and the examination outputs.

This narrative is wrong based on my personal experience.There two major factors that can guarantee you a successful results which include: Good tutorials and the discipline to solve past questions thoroughly.

The idea of a good lecture can never be over emphasised at all.You must have a good knowledge of the concepts broken down in a simple form to enhance a property understanding so as to know how to tackle questions squarely.Example is The Accounting standards.It took me 3 good years to try cracking how to understand those standards but when I watched this video tutorials in 2 hours my God! The mystery behind it was dymstified and I have full knowledge of it's which led to my good success in financial reporting and corporate reporting papers.


The next thing is capacity to solve questions steadily.You must take that time to ensure you solve questions in past questions.Thisbwill expose the logicality behind the tricks behind why how those questions are set and provide your a clear roadmap on how to go about it.



I have a comprehensive video lecture that will guarantee your maximum success in the forth coming exam this November.


Kindly DM me on my WhatsApp with this number: 07063626666 .It's is very very cheap and pocket friendly to get.Many thanks.

We all have our personal preference in Life.

One constant truth is that no place in this world is perfect.Ensure you are where your maker wants you to be per time.I hear of knife stabbing cases in the UK that is under reported.I have friends there who tell me about it but they have a way of covering it.

Some Nigerians based on their suffering history at home see the UK as their heaven which is their choice and I respect that especially those in the psychiatrist space where I heard they earn so much and live comfortably even some have acquired their car there

Remember if you wanna Japa get the full story.Ordinary television you buy there is a monthly license you pay .If you work for 10 years tour salary rise will be an insignificant percentage.


Personally,I believe there is abundant opportunity in Nigeria for business , investment or entrepreneural adventure.Look at that young chap that brought flutterwave,Paystack etc to Nigeria.Tell me if they would be that recognised in the UK that way.

It boils down to personal ambition.Some people just want a little space with comfort.Some are willing to take huge risk to create generational impact.

Your vision will determine your location.


Nobody can pressure me that I am missing something special not been in the UK.Just make money go there on vacation of which UK isn't in my top list.

I love Atlanta Georgia, Miami, Luanda , Singapore,Japan, Dominican Republic, Mexico, Brazil, Morocco,Senegal ,Zanzibar in Tanzania etc for vacation than UK.

I don't have an inferior mentality rating abroad people better than me .Never especially immigrants 😂😂😂😂 even if you have a passport you still be second class citizen with limited privileges.

Know yourself and do what suit you and not the crowd.

Mind you I am not a Bulabalist or BATist .I never voted him in the last election because I know Baba has absolutely nothing to offer just want to answer that name Ex nigerian or one time president of Nigeria.

This Rastafarian dey audition online so that nedum go host am for their honest bunch podcast.Because of his desperate quest to get fame and monetize it he will say his father is a legendary bastard......lol.

That guy is a poor guy looking for a big opportunity to blow.

It's won't be more than Loyalty issues.

Tinubu adores loyalty more than competence.

If you like be the dullest as long as your loyalty is intact then you don't have problem.

There is an unannounced battle behind the scene which led to his resignation because it's uncharacteristic of a Nigerian to resign like that.

It will become a major source of concern for BATist when the resignation turnover is above normal then they should be careful because their principal might be sent back to his residence in bourdillon.

One year of governance you have discovered water melon stew, Cucumber stew and pear stew all because of your incapability to afford the traditional tomatoes stew.

May we not cohabit with tribal bigots who surrender competence to party loyalty.😂😂😂😂

AntiChristian:
Four years of beans with no garri!

O Allah! Protect me and my family!

O Allah! Guide us and our families!

May we not raise uncouth and ill-bred youths!

So a peaceful protest is now a criminal action.Looooool all these APC people ehnnnn Una dey reason up side down.Me I have decided not to say anything.

Yesterday on BATist came begging me for money.I told him to go meet Tinubu in Abuja he will give him money in bullion van.

Una need mental fumigation of the brain with common sense.

Mynd44:
Unfortunately, people do not realize this before jumping into criminal actions that will get them arrested and used as scapegoats in an inefficient system.

You know assumption is a bad form of knowledge.Whats the evidence to back your claim.The last set of people you should vouch for are politicians.

Oghene86:
They don't need to come out and say if they will pay, it is their duty Edo is already paying, Rivers Delta and akwa ibom will certainly pay I know that for sure, it's bayelsa and cross River I am not sure about

What Putin hasn't told them is that his interest in more superior than the content of that book.

The day both factors conflicts them you will see the other side of Putin.

All these northern cross river women are so so beautiful.I think that's where I would shop for a wife.

A litmus test to know if a woman loves you is when she is willing to give you her money.

Don't depend on a woman money oooo else you will see the highest insult of your life.

Spending money to prove your love for a woman is the weakest thing a man can do.Let her love you first for your charisma and your knacking ability then you can support it will some financial spoiling.

And some supposed intellectual will be defending this APC government.

No matter how logical you try to sound some how stupidity must be seen.

You are very very right in your analysis.I have never fancied that city that much.From their architectural designs which looks so old and archaic .

Long time ago I wanted to buy something from gumtree.co.uk I asked a friend to assit me since he was schooling there.The way the guy told me to add money and buy my thing in Nigeria.He said dubious people plenty here oooo and them go do you strong wella.


Well I won't lie to you at all.If not for bad leadership I love Nigeria so much.Just with Good roads,stable power supply,reduced food inflation and reasonable security.I would take Nigeria over and over to UK .

No cappings.You will live like a king here .

Gerrard59:
NOTHING is exciting about London, which is literally the only "excitable" city in all of the UK. It is just that Nigerians being so Anglo-focused believe it is the best thing since sliced bread. The city is not safe and is highly notorious for knife stabbings. They stab for a living in that city. Funds meant for policing have been slashed over the years. But here it is, it is one thing to slash police funding, but another thing to condone criminals. Londoners, just like the majority of British residents, have a soft spot for criminals. They condone criminals. Imagine the punishment meted out to a notorious phone thief?! It can never happen in Singapore. You get locked up and the keys are thrown into the Straits of Malacca!

London is no different from Cape Town, and this is me being fair to London else I would compare it to Dubai or Singapore. Atlanta is way better, especially for black migrants as the US offers more economic opportunities to black migrants than anywhere else. Oh, and yes! The health system is crumbling. Even millionaires are looking to flee: "The low-tax countries wooing the world’s wealthy" - FT

There are other livable cities in the world. I understand people crave for homogeneity, but since black Africans cannot have a functioning city dominated by us, then we should manage those places.

Frankly speaking there is nothing so so special about London.Even Singapore looks more sophisticated to me or Atlanta Georgia in USA.

I had a friend there she do tell that many illegal stuffs goes on there.From bribery to knife stabbing and even robbery but it's not as rampant as we have hear.They have a way if suppressing those negative news so you wont believe its not a heaven.


Even here we have easy access to a medical doctor like private hospital but I learnt there it's not that easy ooo especially you are an immigrant sef.

My own is just being where God wants you to be per time.If God wants you to be in Sri Lanka omooor forget you go enjoy this life wella.

Na their currency strength, relatively stable system etc .

I thought it's only the men that are promiscuous oooo.Someone told me that even in abroad the female doctors can have sex in the hospital sef.I argued with this guy tire.

Zonefree:
No one wants to marry a promiscuous woman.

Following your mental diarrhea state , one would also assume the Yoruba woman from Jagaban that comes into their midst created their division.

However, mental diarrhea doesn't come from the obedient.

Agbado has saturated your brain such that every issue that needs a matured analysis and solution must always be given a political view shebi ballot box snatching and rigging has occupied the most part of your medula .


Kpele oooooo Mr tumor looking fellow.

Tjra:
Identical twins ooo

Awon Ibeji oran 🤣

I am still yet to see a reasonable Obidient.

Naturally, cultist don't go after normal people in the way he was attacked .NEVER.

It's either he is a member of a rival group which there was a banter and he was the easiest to catch OR he is dragging something with their member most especially a beautiful woman.


If you are a simple man like me .Don't try dating any random girl.Vet her.Do your due diligence well to know if she is a girl friend to one.If they have an eye on her they will warn you but if you insist they will carry out their heinous activity on you.

emmabest2000:
Not always the case

The Dubai visa propaganda by your principal that's was revealed by him.Does the Federal government have the balls to defend themselves?

It's a natural sequence for propaganda to be infused into the DNA of all APC supporters 😂😂😂😂

Chinkoalhaji34:
Just another one of his drama episodes.

N800k to tarnish a name? The hustle is real, but integrity is priceless.

You need a career woman but you can't upload a picture to see if your are a dwarf or not.

Sometimes Una dey funny with Una requests.

Las las na gold digger you go see since you refused to come out transparent.

Madam , You can have an ugly looking teeth and still have fresh breath.The two are entirely different thing.

A man due to what he consumes or drink can dent the colour of his teeth but that same man might be very dilligent in brushing it teeth twice a day.

Most people with mouth odour I have come across always have fine and good looking teeth.

Hope you don't need me to buy you WAEC form to understand my above assertions.

siofra:
Men have more rotten, disfigured, disgusting teeth in Nigeria than women.
This is a fact. Everyone knows it, I don't know the kind of high you people get from spreading false information about women.

The day you show an "average Nigerian woman" all these traits just know that you have bought a form for emotional torture.Only FEW are exceptions to this.


I can only do this to a woman who is I know is very very vulnerable to me, madly in love with me and this is concluded after strings of tests passed.

Many women by default don't know what the want.She can fall in love with a man who repaired her car and careless about a man who bought her the car in the first place.


Don't ever show a woman you love her so much.They love mystery.One minute you are sweet next minute you are dramatic.


Go and ask Kaka the great Brazilian football legend how it went with his ex wife.

One thing as a man or woman you must do is to critically observe the behavioural pattern and consistent action of who you want to either father or mother your children.Its a known fact that children will take vital part of their parents DNA construction.Hence you see why so are so temperamental, kleptomanic, lazy etc.

If you had gone ahead with her chances are your girls would have turned out to be like her or if you manage to train her in the best schools she will be so loose sexual raising questions marks about your child upbringing methods.


The best you can do if you are a true Christian and really want her to change is to go on your kneels amd intercede genuinely for them.Not with tye intention to marry her but out if a selfless heart to see her live a new life .


Posting this on Nairaland won't salvage the situation at all.