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Jokes Etc / Funny Got Talent - Can You Stay To Judge This Boy? by generah: 10:55am On Nov 04, 2017
I doubt if any Nigeria will sit and judge this boy. Funny. If you like it please share...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNxzJgXvAco
Jokes Etc / Laugh: SUICIDE MISSION - This Small Boy Wants To Die by generah: 10:46am On Oct 28, 2017
Lol.. Funny! This small boy who wants to die got surprised by people's reaction.�������

Watch, Comment and Share


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SwE4oCo618
Jokes Etc / See Funny Thing! David And Goliath - When A Wicked Small Boy Acts Like DAVID by generah: 11:11am On Oct 14, 2017
Funny! Watch what will happen when you ask a wicked boy to act like DAVID and a novice like GOLIATH. - Stable Clinton


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqsaKNToIoU

Fore More Visit: Check Out This Link
Jokes Etc / Watch This Sleep Disturbance - DREAM KISS (general Comedy) by generah: 9:31am On Oct 07, 2017
This Stable Clinton Can Disturb!!! If Somebody Spoil My Show Like This and i catch the person, I fit Kill Am.

Watch as Stable Clinton disturbed the Only enjoyable moment Sir' Zikky wanted to have.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRgVRJwvxWY

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Jokes Etc / English Problem - Independence Day Morning (COMEDY) by generah: 7:40am On Oct 01, 2017
HAPPY NEW MONTH
Watch as this small boy surprised his uncle. Don't force kids to correct themselves, instead, you should teach them and correct.

Love this? Please share it* and make someone smile

SEE MORE FUNNY VIDEOS


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H203xSvgAg
Celebrities / TALK Of The DAY – Caption From Olamide’s Lyrics (letter To Milli) – The Glory by generah: 11:00am On Jan 10, 2017


Here is an except from one of the tracks in “The Glory Album” titled “Letter to Milli”

…letter to milli – olamide said:

“…In every level there is a different devil
I sold my soul to the game
Just to dine with the devil…”


What is your view about Olamide Lyrics?

Check More From Here
Jokes Etc / Funny General Comedy (everytime Update) by generah: 11:31pm On Dec 18, 2016
Due to current condition of the country, this GREEDY FATHER don't even care if his family get killed. As long as money is made, no problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbS_BDlcIXQ
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by generah: 11:12pm On Dec 18, 2016
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by generah: 11:10pm On Dec 18, 2016
Jokes Etc / Re: FLOG MY SON (general Comedy) Funnier Than Emmanuela Of Mark Angel Comedy by generah: 10:35pm On Dec 18, 2016
Jokes Etc / FLOG MY SON (general Comedy) Funnier Than Emmanuela Of Mark Angel Comedy by generah: 1:18pm On Dec 12, 2016
This dude took his son to an unknown man to flog just because the bot is too stubborn. The father was shocked with the way the man flogged his son for him.

General Comedy group just demonstrated the Yoruba saying that “Ba mi na omo mi, ko de inu olomo” which means (When a parent ask you to flog his or her child, be warned it’s not fully from their mind).

Watch, Laugh and share…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jB4ZGwz4MQ

For more: Check General Comedies Here
Jokes Etc / FUNNY JOKE: He Said My Father (phone Call Between Father And Son) by generah: 10:16pm On Dec 04, 2016
This boy is just too funny with Lagos smartness in his blood... Watch the conversion between @stableclinton and his DAD.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oRLniBNWA0

For more about @clintonstable, check soundically
Politics / ONDO STATE (politics) Campaign Song - Jimoh Ibrahim by generah: 8:44pm On Nov 23, 2016


This song was put on air today by Jimoh Ibrahim PA and that's what i have been listening to. You can also share your views by listening to the song. Is the lyrics true? Does it really portray what Ondo STate is today? Is he going to fulfill the promises in the song?

Kudus to the artiste sha... His luck will shine....

Listen to the song below

DOWNLOAD or LISTEN to SONG from their Official Link
Music/Radio / ONDO STATE ELECTION Campaign Song - Jimoh Ibrahim by generah: 8:35pm On Nov 23, 2016


This song was put on air today by Jimoh Ibrahim PA and that's what i have been listening to. You can also share your views by listening to the song. Is the lyrics true? Does it really portray what Ondo State is today? Is he going to fulfill the promises in the song?

Kudus to the artiste sha... His luck will shine....

Listen to the song below

DOWNLOAD or LISTEN to SONG from their Official Link
Celebrities / Re: Adekunle Gold Joins Empire Season IV Cast by generah: 7:44pm On Jul 07, 2016
See him kissing Nicky MInaj Again

Celebrities / Re: Adekunle Gold Kisses Nicky Minaj After Performance - See Photo by generah: 7:40pm On Jul 07, 2016
So everything is now photoshop... When this guy will post true picture. No one will believe him again oooo

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Celebrities / Adekunle Gold Kisses Nicky Minaj After Performance - See Photo by generah: 7:32pm On Jul 07, 2016
Adekunle Gold kisses Nicky Minaj after a performance at Los Angeles See Poster
I was not in the show sha... Trending information from online proved it with this photo below

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Jokes Etc / PROFESSIONAL And Official Begging by generah: 8:48pm On Oct 30, 2015
A man was puttin on suit while i was walking on the road nd d man walked to me.

Man (in suit): plz am going to Ikeja nd hav been coming from Epe,now dat am at Ajah my money has finish nd it's very important for me to go to ikeja today. Plz i beg u,assist me with money,#200,#500 or any amount is nt too small my broda,plzzz help me.

Arinze: (removed 1000naira nd gave it to him) plzzz u hav to start going now so dat u won't miss wat u hav to go nd do.

The following day while i was moving on d road,i met diz same man with suit nd he could'nt identify me bcuz i was putting on a different cloth. The man walked to again

Man (in suit):plz am going to Ikeja and hav been coming from Epe,now dat am at Ajah my money has finish nd it's very important for me to go to ikeja today. Plz i beg u,assist me with money,#200,#500 or any amount is nt too small my broda,plzzz help me.

Arinze: (gave him 500naira) make sure u start going to ikeja now oooo....

The next day again.... I was putting on anoda cloth nd this time i was moving in anoda direction bt wen i saw diz same man i decided 2 walk towards him cuz i know dat he won't i dentify me.

Man (in suit): (use his normal way of begging)

Arinze: [url=ourbaze.com/index.php?topic=484.msg650;topicseen#new]The full Joke Is here[size=12pt][/size][/url]
Science/Technology / Re: A Chat App Better Than Whatsapp - Free Video Call Included by generah: 11:54pm On Oct 28, 2015
I have modified the link... You can now click to [size=14pt]DOWNLOAD IMO CHAT[/size]
Science/Technology / A Chat App Better Than Whatsapp - Free Video Call Included by generah: 9:27pm On Oct 28, 2015
Andriod and Blackberry Free Video call and Chat better than Whatsapp - Try IMO chat

This App works just fine like whatsapp but has something that makes it more preffered than Whatsapp, live video call.

Features of IMO Chat
*Fast and successful chat
*Upload your own Image
*Send animated sticker
*Create a gallery
*See what your friend is typing before he/she send it to you. (Some friend may wanted to course you but may latter erase it and write something you'll like) You'll know.
*Fast, clear amazing video call

[size=14pt]DOWNLOAD IMO CHAT[/size]
Nairaland / General / Re: Boat Capsizes In Lagos And 6 Children Died by generah: 3:08pm On Jul 02, 2015
I cried.... But the way the boat was loaded is unfair. It was really overloaded and in this rainy and breezy reason, boat shouldn't be overloaded
Nairaland / General / FUTO 2015/2016 Post Utme Fraudulent Registration by generah: 3:07pm On Jul 02, 2015
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FUTO 2015/2016 Post Utme registration is not yet officially announced as at this moment but the attention of the institute Management has been drawn to fake adverts on
purported commencement of sale of application forms for FUTO 2015/2016 PUTME. The Management wishes to use this avenue to distant herself from such adverts.
http://www.punchupdate.com/2015/07/futo-20152016-post-utme-fraudulent.html
For avoidance of doubts, the Management wishes to state categorically, that the sale of FUTO 2015/2016 post UTME application forms has not yet commenced. The general public will be duly informed , via the school’s official website www.futo.edu.ngand relevant mass media, the time and details for the commencement of sale of application forms for the 2015/2016 FUTO post UTME exercise.

The general public is hereby advised to be properly guided.
http://www.punchupdate.com/2015/07/futo-20152016-post-utme-fraudulent.html
Nairaland / General / Boat Capsizes In Lagos And 6 Children Died by generah: 2:46pm On Jul 02, 2015
Tragedy struck, yesterday, at Irawe area of Ojo, Lagos State, after a canoe conveying 14 schoolchildren capsized. Six children reportedly drowned, while eight others, including the driver, were rescued.
The incident occurred
after a fibre canoe reportedly ran into the passenger boat at about 9 a.m.
At press time, the rescued children , some of whom were said to be primary school pupils and secondary school students, were responding to treatment at Igando General Hospital.
However, three of them said to have swam their way to safety, were discharged from the hospital at about 5p.m.
Officials of Lagos State Emergency Management Authority, LASEMA, who were contacted, reportedly stormed the scene to commence rescue operation.
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However, at 7p.m., the bodies of the six missing children, suspected to have drowned, were yet to be found.
Confirming the incident, LASEMA’s General Manager, Dr. Femi Oke-Osanyintolu, said the tragedy occurred at Irawe area when a fibre boat collided with a canoe conveying 14 children to their destination.
Oke-Osanyintolu disclosed that eight children and the driver had been rescued alive, with five of them taken to Igando General Hospital and three discharged.
http://www.punchupdate.com/2015/07/boat-capsizes-in-lagos-and-6-children.html
He said six other children were still missing and that rescue operation was still on to remove the children from the water.
No live jacket
The General Manager lamented that the children were not putting on live jacket when the accident occurred, saying the rescue operation was carried out by the Local Emergency Committee, led by the Executive Secretary of Ojo Local Government Area.
He added that LASEMA officials and others were still combing the water to see if they could get the other children.
South-West spokesperson for National Emergency Management Agency, NEMA, Ibrahim Farinloye, also confirmed the incident.
He said: “The 14 school children were being conveyed across Ojo to Irawe jetty. Six children are yet to be recovered as I speak. Searches will continue tomorrow (today).”
http://www.punchupdate.com/2015/07/boat-capsizes-in-lagos-and-6-children.html
Nairaland / General / Rick Ross Released From Jail, Finally Granted Bail by generah: 2:39pm On Jul 02, 2015
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Rick Ross' bond hearing in Fayette County, GA wrapped up yesterday and the judge granted his lawyer's bail request and set his release once he paid a $2 million bond which Ross was able to pay.

http://www.punchupdate.com/2015/07/rick-ross-released-from-jail-finally.html

He got $1 million equity from the ex-Holyfield mansion he
owns, and another GA property, $500,000 surety bond (from a bail bondsman) and $500k in cold hard cash.

Ross' attorney also promised his client would forfeit the entire Holyfield property (which is worth $5 million) to the county ... if he does anything to obstruct justice or intimidate any witness.
Nairaland / General / EMERGENCY: Lagos - Lekki Ajah Market Currently On Fire by generah: 7:12pm On Jun 14, 2015
[img]https://www.dropbox.com/home?preview=market+fire.jpg[/img]
- From our correspondent at punchupdate-
Market located in Ajah, Lekki axis of Lagos state is currently on fire. The source of this fire is unknown and lots of properties have been managed. The Lagos State Fire Service group is yet to arrive and many have been calling 767 and 112.

Many people are crying crying right now.

More update on the issue will be posted soon

http://www.punchupdate.com/2015/06/lagos-lekki-ajah-market-currently-on.html

Jokes Etc / Re: #supriseswimming : 2 Young Men To Swim From Lagos To Abuja - Buhari Inuguration by generah: 10:58am On May 24, 2015
Why should they be arrested? IS it not their live they are using to swim? It is anyone's life?
Politics / #supriseswimming : 2 Young Men To Swim From Lagos To Abuja - Buhari Inuguration by generah: 10:54am On May 24, 2015
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These young men (Adebanjo Bernard and Kolawole) pleaded anonymous promises to swim from lagos to abuja to congratulate our incoming president, Buhari. When asked by one of our agents why they would like to take such a great risk which could lead to
death. They said, "Everybody has been trekking, we have to be creative. We need to swim so we can have fans that will join my squad."

PunchUpdate: Do you think it worth the struggle?

Swimmers: Yes, we've been swimming for decades now.
PunchUpdate: When and where are you taking off?

Swimmers: Monday as we need to do this before may 29th. Bar beach. Anytime

Watch Out!!!
This joke is compiled by [url href=http://www.facebook.com/adiboyilurimi]Generah Ben[/url] and sponsored by http://www.Punchupdate.com
Jokes Etc / #supriseswimming : 2 Young Men To Swim From Lagos To Abuja - Buhari Inuguration by generah: 10:42am On May 24, 2015
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These young men (Adebanjo Bernard and Kolawole) pleaded anonymous promises to swim from lagos to abuja to congratulate our incoming president, Buhari. When asked by one of our agents why they would like to take such a great risk which could lead to
death. They said, "Everybody has been trekking, we have to be creative. We need to swim so we can have fans that will join my squad."

PunchUpdate: Do you think it worth the struggle?

Swimmers: Yes, we've been swimming for decades now.
PunchUpdate: When and where are you taking off?

Swimmers: Monday as we need to do this before may 29th. Bar beach. Anytime

Watch Out!!!
This joke is compiled by [url href=http://www.facebook.com/adiboyilurimi]Generah Ben[/url] and sponsored by http://www.Punchupdate.com

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