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queencalipso:
Lolzz!!! But you try na, see as my head dey swell a beg, wey generalbush? Tell am say the queen dey miss am.

Baby... You be better pikin...

ZeeAfrica:
no problem doll. I did tell him he can always buy if he wants. No wahala. Will sell dem to him now

Aiight love... take care...

asuo27:
Bishop!, wey dey bash people anyhow.

Lol..

I prayed for you...

EFCChq:
so you sabi , generalbush she is submissive willing to be controlled and she sabi use head oboy bring ring we both they Ph

Take care of my babe...

I will be bak arnd 9...

I get workers meeting in Church...

asuo27:
You no well o!.
Have you seen where a guy gifts a lady something expensive, then suddenly realize he has a need for it...ask her back for the gift and expect to get it back?.
E no dey work like that.

I take God beg you...

If I don't come back with that phone, dey will kee me...

Biko...

Oya return phone collect only ba3... Lol

prettythicksme:
lol,u na my pp.

Change to F na... So that to chyke you go dey hungry me...
EPP me pls... lol

asuo27:
Lol. Apology accepted plus the Nokia.

Abeg return the Nokia... Economy hard...
Just wanted to joke with you..
Edakun... EPP me

prettythicksme:
Ok make i chop ur eyes?

Baby LA sexy... I feel you sha...

prettythicksme:
Ok make i chop ur eyes?

Baby LA sexy... I feel you sha...

ZeeAfrica:
darling i have forgiven dis boy a loooong time ago, and de reason i freely sell de condoms to him without being upset, its becoz i thought there were not for him, i thought someone had sent him, because i know for a fact dat his D**k does not fit inside a condom. Its too small for de condom hey. So dats y i thought they weren't his

Sweety pls don't spoil me... I just repented last night...

Forget about his D**k.. keep selling for him..

I have ran outta condoms.. I just came back from Brazil...

Much love from me...

asuo27:
And you care more about the cane?. No p.

Don't vex baby...
If you vex I cry... and you know my tears are you...
I don't wana lose you...

rosalieene:
Ndo, a maro nu si o wu gi
mme weli-kwa-iwe mgbosi m huru ihe e deree
*not good with writing Igbo*

Nsogbu adiro...
Odin mma... E me cha ka anyi kpa ofu ma...

ZeeAfrica:
yes ooo, n i have been trying to tell him for ages dat his behaviour is stupid n only wasting his change, but nope, he dnt care. It means he is not over me hey, coz if he was, he would focus on his new lover n leave me alone

No vex abeg... I am a partaker of his free condoms...

Please forgive him and sell more to him...

asuo27:
Oh!, really!, so you don't care about how i slept lastnyt?.

I already know you slept like a baby...

lol

prettythicksme:
Oh na u cant chop ur eyes.

How??

rosalieene:
lol mu Na gi

oburo kwa mu na gi.
ngiwa kpomu Fool okwa ya??
Nsogbu adiro..

prettythicksme:
U wan die for op abi or wat?let me knw,so i can face you and leave op.

Face me....

Lol... my biafrabushboy acct is already outta jail...

Let's go...

asuo27:
I slept like a baby, and yours?.

No, I asked about the cane...
Not your sleep...

ZeeAfrica:
Lol n u call dat stressing? Hehehe, she actualy doesnt care hey. Its yo cash u r wasting anyway, nt hers. Maybe u can supply those condoms u buy, to poor communities, since u r stocking up on dem. Idiotic situation in yo mind darling

Nawa ooo...

Are you the Ex??

prettythicksme:
lol,nah.

Good... Allow him enjoy his meal na...
use your own skills for kitchen and bed for your Oga...
lol...

EFCChq:
obedient oooo my brother she loyal die S&M THINGS aka 50 shades of holladies

lol....

asuo27:
I am willing to be taught. It also means submissiveness and ready to be controlled. But the bolded is what i meant.

While I choose the second option...
How was last night

rosalieene:
we're good Udo diri kwa gi

We are good ngi na onye?
Anyi ka ga afu sha

prettythicksme:
mumu see the yam she gave u chop,not well sliced.Rubbish!

Nawa ooo.

You wan snatch op from him babe?

asuo27:
I have a docile personality...thanks for the correction.

Pls what is docile....

I just sold my dic

asuo27:
All your comments got me laughing. Plz!, spear efcc.

Try Spare...
Not spear ...
no vex ooo

Azsalami:
. Jeun ko ku.. Adaku junior bro

Wetin e mean??

wow....
The beautiful ones are around joor...
She looks so innocent...

permit me to cum

I was looking for a porn site Nairapornland.com
And I saw Nairaland...
thought it was the same thing and register...

LordScent:


Jhesos kryst !!!!

Abeg, no derail this thread ....

I dey beg you...

lol....

rosalieene:
I am more disappointed at you. A thread was created for me and you only succeeded in derailing it even laying claims to you making it reach page 4!! Also calling it(a bday thread) a boring thread like it was a thread of an open discussion.
I just would not get angry after finding out that its you behind this monicker because I don't want to.
I least expected this from you of all people.

I never hid my identity... I use this moniker to update my story....

And for you to know , we had a chat on your bday thread doesn't mean that we derailed it... after all, it doesn't add to a CV, and the thread will soon become forgotten. your birthday message has been passed.

But for you to call us "fools" silently means that you actually know what's up.. and I give up thumbs up for that...

But the message am trying to get across is... Always remember...

Nairaland is a home for all.... We will keep meeting on this same traffic...

#Ka odi... Udo.