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During this period of sex and fun, my academics wasn't a piority; no pity that I failed woefully in my first term. In the second term, it became worse. I had created a kind of dynasty in the classroom, either you comply or you are forced to. I was threatened alot of times by people who felt that I shouldn't be in control of the class; but who cares?

Just before the 2nd term exams, I knew that it was gonna be another round of failing and it doesn't really bother me. All I wanted was to create an impression for myself. I told Comfort, Kenneth and Fumi that our main aim should be passing the 3rd term national exam of my school, and not this nonsense school exam. I started working on a plan on how to make sure we pass. I knew it would be difficult for me because I remember the words of my English teacher

"You will need to write heaven and earth to pass my Exam" Our English teacher told me with a very sad face. But why did she say that?

We were asked to write the names of teachers who can't teach very well; and trust me, I connived with other people in class openly to write Geography teacher and English teacher. I never knew how she got the information, and I know she will pay back.

It was 2nd term exams, and it was moving smoothly. I, Comfort, Kenneth and Fumi as usual was on the same row but we had a new member. He repeated Ss2 because he failed the 3rd term national exams of our school. Nobody wanted to associate with him so I decided to bring him into the group.

"You have a girlfriend" I asked him in class one day

"No, I don't have a girlfriend" He said while laughing

"Would you like to have" I asked him with a smile

"Do you want to give me"? He asked while laughing harder

"If you want, I will give you" I said to him

"Oya I want" He said with a little smile

"Meet me after school" I said to him, while leaving his desk to mine.

After school, I reasoned with one of my faithful girls to help me service a friend.

'What is his name"? Ifunaya asked

"Onyia" I replied

"I can't sleep with a classmate oo" She said looking disgusted

"Maybe you want to fail shea"? I asked her with a little anger

"Nooo..." She shouted while laughing

"Then do what you have to do" I said to her. "Normal place after school" I said while leaving

We met at another location to avoid Oga John, so I introduced Onyia to Ifunaya while Kenneth was laughing

"Are you a Virgin" Ifunaya asked Onyia

"Yes" he said while bending his face

"Do you release sperm"? She asked him

"I don't know" He said

"Leave plenty talk and sleep with him na... Stop wasting time" I shouted at Ifunaya

"He is shy na... Will I force his thing into my own"? She shouted back

Finally, we got the two of them together; but the funny thing was that instead of hearing a feminine voice, we were hearing a masculine shout. We were just laughing outside the classroom, while Onyia was shouting everywhere. After the sex, we told him the agreement!

"You will read maths very well and supply for us next tomorrow" I said to him

"I will read English and supply for you all" I said to the rest of the team

"The rest of you should find the remaining subjects to read and help out" I said finally.

Everybody agreed to the plan while we headed home. I succeeded in preparing well for the English exam and played my part well. During the day of the mathematics exam, we were ushered into our seats and the Exam started.

"Do you know it"? I asked him

"Yea, perfect" Onyia said

"Good, lets go" I said to him.

We wrote the exam so well that after the exams, he was telling me that he drew inspiration form the thing that happened yesterday.

'That's how we do our things here" I said to him.

When the results came out, It was fantastic.

I Failed 2nd term because I failed English. Every other person passed. I already knew by the way

We went for our Easter vacation and I met Grace at the camp meeting again. We resumed from where we stopped the other time. I don't want to explain much because you already know what was happening between us.

After that, we resumed back at school for our 3rd term. During the Monday morning assembly of the 2nd week, our names were called on the assembly ground. We went up the stage with fear and trembling. I was more afraid because my dressing was totally incomplete.

"These students I called are going to receive an award from me" The commandant started

"This is the first time in the history of this school for students to get up to 98,97,96,95 percent in a mathematics exam. So this morning, I want all of you to put your hands together for them" The commandant shouted

As they were clapping, I simply waved my hands to the school crowd amidst shouts of my "Guy Name" renting the air. I was simply feeling the moment. After the shouting and the clap went down, the commandant continued...

"After collecting their cash prize and gifts, They will be the ones to represent the school in the Cowbell mathematical competition" The commandant shouted. "I know they will make us proud" He said

"What"? I shouted midly.

Just then, I noticed a mild laugh from the section where my classmates were standing. I knew it was something else.

After collecting our cash prize and a standing ovation was given to us by class mates, we started thinking of the next thing to do.

"I no sabi maths ooo" Kenneth shouted

"Lets go tell commandant that somebody helped us" Ifunaya said

"Tell Who" I shouted "Do you want him to collect the money back"? I asked her with anger

"So what do we do"? Onyia said

"How did you even answer those question correctly"? Fumi asked Onyia

"She repeated a past question she gave my set last year" He said laughing

"Chineke ooo" Comfort shouted.

Just then, there was a general laughter.

"And you collected free sex from me" Ifunaya said while laughing

"On the day of the mock competition, I am not coming to school; Even if i come, I will claim I am sick" I told them my own plan.

"Me too ooo..." the others chroused.

On the D-day, Fumi, Kenneth, Ifunaya and Onyia missed school; Comfort wasn't in class, I came to school and spent all day at the sick bay. I didn't know how the sorted out their maths competition, but all I know was that another set of intelligent people took over.

We didn't cause much trouble in school, because we wanted to prepare well for the 3rd term Inter school exams we had. It was one of the criteria for screening people who are not qualified to represent the school in the Senior Waec exams.

During the inter school exams, we sat according to our surnames and that meant that I and my crew wouldn't be sitting together. It wasn't fun but I always prayed they passed. A huge mistake happened during the exams; they registered me for the technical drawing exam which I had no knowledge of. I entered the exam hall with the hope of copying from someone; but immediately I entered, I was ushered to the front seat where the Invigilators were seated. I looked at heaven, I looked at earth, nowhere to copy from. After spending lots of time by drawing nonsense on my paper, I quickly collected excuse to ease myself outside and I ran back to my father's house.

The news of what I did rounded the school the next day after the invigilators were looking for me. We laughed over it in class and the story died down. The results were not ready as at the time the school closed, so we went home with expectations of who will pass and who will fail