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Romance / Re: I Am So Sick And Tired Of This! by GeneralPula: 3:15pm On Oct 10, 2023
I have been thinking about this girl that doesn't like me for more than 3years now.

You’re thinking for a girl they’re fvcking everyday for 3years..

It is finished!

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Romance / Re: Why Is a Woman's Right Breast Bigger Than The Left One? by GeneralPula: 3:02pm On Oct 10, 2023
Op, you should have added pictures of naked breast so that people can have a better view..

We’re in a digital world! grin

I don’t really know if one is bigger than the other but what i do know is that if you suck the nipples on right breast, e dey totori girls pass sucking the nipples on left breast..

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Sports / Re: Eden Hazard Retires From professional football At 32 by GeneralPula: 2:47pm On Oct 10, 2023
omoredia:
When u leave Chelsea u can either be better or be worse but u will never ever remain the same.
Trash..

What of sallah, Debryune, Cech, drogba, and a lot more that I can’t remember right now?
Autos / Re: A Popular Platform For Naija To Sell Cars Quickly And At No Cost Is Carmart.ng by GeneralPula: 11:35pm On Oct 09, 2023
saasala:
I know you guys are new and tryna promote your new business. You are so excited about your lunching and all. Your post is on the frontpage of Nairaland. Okay o.

Baba, as an internet entrepreneur I have created similar sites and apps like this one, listing sh1ts for sale and having few people come to register and all. But I will tell you for free, you cannot beat the competition ahead of you with small marketing like this one.

There is no way you can beat jiji on this, except you have plenty money to do crazy marketing in the forms of TV ads, massive social media ads by hiring several influencers to put it to the face of people every now and then. You need a budget of about 100m to beat the competition

My advise: Stop wasting money. Quit now!!!

Sounds stupid, right?

You will remember my message after wasting your money and time.

Go and do something else!!!
Nonsense..
Mtchew..
Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho Regains Freedom In Benin After Two Years by GeneralPula: 7:34am On Oct 09, 2023
Emeskhalifa:
I have this feeling that this current administration facilitated his release.

I hope they look into Nnamdi's case too
Nope..

Igboho’s matter was settled since under Buhari. There’s a reason he was in Benin at the first place. He should be grateful Yoruba elders stepped into his matter. If not, buhari for don arrest ham teeh Teeh..

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Culture / Re: Igbos Migrated From Ile-Ife - Ooni Of Ife by GeneralPula: 9:58pm On Oct 08, 2023
Armaggedon:
Ooni is just a boy punching above his weight. No evidence Yorubas predate Bini people not to talk of Igbos who predate every single ethnic group in Nigeria with evidence.
Evidence dey, no worry..
Culture / Re: Igbo Migrated From Ife — Ooni by GeneralPula: 12:18pm On Oct 08, 2023
gidgiddy:
The man must have recently sampled Osogbo weed
“We have good evidence to believe that Igbo race has its roots here in Ile-Ife. There is Ile-Igbo here in the palace which was not a recent creation but has been existing here for decades.
Have you make your research first?

Even tho I no understand Simon Ekpa ways, have you ever wondered why he added Yoruba language on Biafra passport he posted on twitter?

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Politics / Re: Fake Certificate: I've Been Vindicated - Princeoflagos by GeneralPula: 12:33pm On Oct 05, 2023
Christistruth00:
grin



Another Sponsored Fake News


Read point 3.


" Chicago State University provided a Diploma to Bola Ahmed Tinubu and subsequently provided a certified (Official ) Copy of that Diploma
Both are valid and authentic Diploma's of Chicago State University "



The affidavit is still shocking them! This is why they ignored it totally and resulted to posting false images..
Politics / Re: N180bn For Delta, Akwa Ibom Got N130bn — N544bn Derivation Fund Was Shared by GeneralPula: 11:41am On Oct 05, 2023
oyeb15:
Those funds ought to be share directly to d accounts of the citizens of those states.
Lol..

You want make them kill the president be that..

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Politics / Re: N180bn For Delta, Akwa Ibom Got N130bn — N544bn Derivation Fund Was Shared by GeneralPula: 11:34am On Oct 05, 2023
Mehn..

State like Bayelsa, what exactly are they doing with their money?

The 13 percent derivation fund differs from the three percent provided for host communities in the Petroleum Industry Act (PIA), from the oil companies operating expenses (OPEX).

These people are receiving money no be small!

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Travel / Re: 5 Yrs After Relocating To The U.K, Nigerian Doctor Shows Off His ‘blessing(pics) by GeneralPula: 10:44am On Oct 05, 2023
press9jatv:
lol why can’t you access his Benz car 🚗 too. Dey play. where’s the source of your investigation here. You see lies and propaganda never caught people attention again. Truths and lies aren’t friend Abeg. Is it only this doctor that’s enjoying his dream life in uk 🇬🇧 and other great countries in the world niii. 😂 dey play
If you know how expensive is it to own and maintain a benz in UK, you’ll never believe he owns that car!

What they do is to hire a car! Most Nigerians yahoo boys that relocated to UK, that’s what they do! Owing a luxury car in UK are structured for millionaires! Those are the ones that can withstand the tax to some extent, even tho most of them still try to avoid tax by every means!

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Crime / Re: Uchenna Nwanneneme Dies In Ethiopian Prison by GeneralPula: 10:33am On Oct 05, 2023
ada9ja:


Same question the vegetable at the Aso rock asked when they killed innocent youths at the lekki tollgate (what were they doing at the toll gate at the first place)....u guys lack human reasoning
Which of your family youth did they kill at Lekki toll gate?
Politics / Re: Economic Downturn: States Borrow N46bn From Banks To Pay Salaries by GeneralPula: 8:52am On Oct 05, 2023
Most States have always borrowed to pay salaries..

The question is are they paying the salaries?

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Politics / Re: Conditional Cash Transfer: Tinubu’s Aide, Nweze Vows To Include South East by GeneralPula: 8:44am On Oct 05, 2023
Did they exclude SE before?

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Politics / Re: FG Issues 2-Week Timeline For Passport Processing by GeneralPula: 8:12pm On Oct 04, 2023
I Dey pray make this man succeed..

The corruption in immigration goes too far..

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Career / Re: What Did I Do Wrong, That I Was Hired And Laid-off Same Day? by GeneralPula: 6:01pm On Oct 04, 2023
Somebody else must have used connection to secure it..

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Politics / Re: In The US Third-Party Vendors Issue Replacement Certificates - Omokri by GeneralPula: 5:38pm On Oct 04, 2023
This election has really exposed these folks..

They’re not so bright at all..

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Health / Re: Mysterious Disease Hits Girls' School In Kenya by GeneralPula: 3:51pm On Oct 04, 2023
Abi....which kind wahala be this?
Travel / Re: Which Country Will You Like To Come From If Given Another Chance To Be Born? by GeneralPula: 1:04pm On Oct 04, 2023
tnerro1:
Australia, just to be far away from Nigeria
You’ll still pay the price..

Life is everywhere..

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Politics / Re: Balarebe Abbas Replaces El-Rufai As Ministerial Nominee by GeneralPula: 5:03pm On Oct 03, 2023
OBAGADAFFI:
El-Rufai doesn't want to be associated with the Tinubu government.
Yet, he nominated Balarabe Musa..
Dey play..
Politics / Re: Real Reason Why Ojukwu Declared Biafra by GeneralPula: 4:33pm On Oct 03, 2023
Deltancapo:


Niger Delta ethics groups doesn't speak Igbo, Igbo are descendants of the south east.

Niger Delta was first before Igbo Biafra.
Of course, Nigeria delta was first..
Politics / Re: Real Reason Why Ojukwu Declared Biafra by GeneralPula: 4:32pm On Oct 03, 2023
Chibuzoc:
In other words neither Ojukwu nor Ironsi was responsible for the collapse of the regional govt as being stated by ediats like you
Ironsi destroyed our regionalism..

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Politics / Re: Real Reason Why Ojukwu Declared Biafra by GeneralPula: 4:31pm On Oct 03, 2023
Nice2023:
We can't be distracted by this time when someone presented a forged certificate.


I think u must be mentally unstable if the only problem u have is Ojukwu.

Hungry mam.
Nobody forged anything. Atiku has lost it eventually! They’re presently in court now I think! Wait for the Report!
Politics / Re: Real Reason Why Ojukwu Declared Biafra by GeneralPula: 4:29pm On Oct 03, 2023
Op, Igbos were not even marginalized at all! Infact, they were the ones running nepotism then! 75% of government parastatals then were Igbos..

Ojukwu declared biafra solely because the power Igbo grabbed thru coup, they were unable to use it! They had destroyed our regionalism with the believe they’ll be controlling us all from the centre but nature caught up on them! They didn’t know Ironsi would end up like that so soon!

The moment that failed, he moved to the next plan which is Biafra! Ojukwu knew with the federalism, he would be powerless and useless since there was no more regional power! It wasn’t as if Ojukwu had any visionary plan ahead for Biafra & that was the beginning of his failure! Igbos that saw thru & beyond didn’t follow Ojukwu. They stayed back here in Nigeria! The ones that followed him paid dearly & heavily for it!

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Travel / Re: NRC Employees Lured Us To Board Train Without Tickets - Daramola Adenike by GeneralPula: 4:15pm On Oct 03, 2023
ednut1:
Until we start shooting corrupt people like they do in china. This will never end
Sadly, this is the only way to kill corruption in Nigeria..

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Politics / Re: You Didn’t Submit Your UNN Certificate To INEC - Reno Omokri To Peter Obi by GeneralPula: 3:10pm On Oct 03, 2023
Dpen11:
Admit that Tinubu forged results first
Lol..

Una wan dey force people to tell lies? Una go taya!

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Politics / Re: Chicago State University May Revoke Tinubu's Degree because of this... by GeneralPula: 2:57pm On Oct 03, 2023
DMerciful:
FBI files coming. No rest for the criminal
Lol
Politics / Re: Chicago State University May Revoke Tinubu's Degree because of this... by GeneralPula: 2:44pm On Oct 03, 2023
DMerciful:
CSU will confirm or deny during the deposition
And when they confirm, you won’t still be alright grin
Politics / Re: When Azikiwe Reported On Lagos Vs Onitsha Football Match In 1940. (photo) by GeneralPula: 2:27pm On Oct 03, 2023
mrvitalis:
You can say many things about zik
I and most igbos won't even care cos no body cares about him

But trying to paint zik as a tribalist is a big lie that would never fly

Zik was anything but a tribalist
The poster put up strong evidence!

Your Zik was actually very tribalist. He was pained that western leaders didn’t allow him become the western premier. Tribalism was also among the reason that made him not to agree with Baba Awo regarding secession clause!

A very tribalist, greedy & Gbajue man that wanted to harvest another region for the betterment of his own region!

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Politics / Re: What CSU Documents Really Say About Tinubu' Studentship, Age, Gender - FIJ by GeneralPula: 2:20pm On Oct 03, 2023
Dpen11:
He forged results that's all
You’ll be alright..

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Travel / Re: Why Do Most Wealthy Nigerians Prefer To Live In Nigeria Than To Relocate Abroad? by GeneralPula: 12:51pm On Oct 03, 2023
ednut1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru4ymVKibyg?si=MQg4uiYtX6XBH1Ca see Otedola on a bus in UK some years ago. Some rich men cant stand it when no one sends them hahahaha
That’s your own personal mentality..

Otedola deh use public bus/transport for Lagos well well..

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Politics / Re: Calling All Agbado, Please Don't Decline. Is This Tinubu Certificate Real? by GeneralPula: 11:06am On Oct 03, 2023
Lol..

CSU that issued the certificate affirmed that it’s legit! Who are you to say otherwise?

Una too small & too dull..

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