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sincity:
@gentledove,

Thought u could come up with something a bit inspiring but all u did was come up with some wacked up names

Jsut to see how big her stories are and,

her jugz

abi o. very wacked-up named for a waked-up individual, abi

@ poster,

there is LOVE.  Understanding each other the more brings out the beauty of love in marriage.  without love, you can not function well in marriage; infact it wont last.  i want to say to hell with riches and wealth.  Love in marriage is the ultimate - and other things will follow

@ poster,

Oreofemi, are u sure of what you are saying?? you sound confusing sometimes. what of ZYTLE?? why are you bringing yourself out like this NLD guys will think you want SEX :- please keep yourself alone for ZYTLE o i thought we have settled that. i am shedding tears for my broda wey you don abandon now, abi he no get money

sincity:
Ok gentledove,

I don't know the meaning of those names u are suggesting.

But u can send the most prefered to my mail box.

sincity694u@yahoo.com

peeps, just gentledove's mail o!

so that people don't get to know my new identity.

there is no point sending you a mail. we can meet here on NLD. so far so good, keep your username. whats my biz anyway with it??

@ fatherab,

you sure say no be your parent's pix be dat?? u for show your face now make we see. send more pix.

if na true you dey talk then after the WEDDING comes MARRIAGE. May you scale through all the hurdles of marriage successfully.

why una dey curse unasef here now?  na wa o.  ^{i no fit stay where curses dey rain} Aurevoir

@ fuck_a_lot, i hope you will end up marrying the girl or na chop and klean mouth you wan do

Esss:
Thats so not not fair. What did I do wrong?? It's not like I raped her or druged her. It was consenting whatever between two adults.

no long thing my dear. its all a game. ok, i no dey pray make you get AIDS again but desist from such act. i am not preaching o. enjoy your day ESSS. ciao ^{see how i am blowing you kisses, no hard feelings right??}

sincity:
ok,

Suggest a new username then

HOLYCITY, EAGLE-EYE, SHRILLS, MORDECAI, something different, distinct, something other than sincity

Esss:
O.k now this is real talk, no games.

I boarded a bus from Port-harcourt to Abuja to go see some of my hommes who were serving. On the bus I was lucky to have been placed near this Lepa, not too tall, not too pretty but strafable babe. At first I had no interest in her (because I usually don't play like that), but then as the journey continued, the chick kind of initiated the conversation. We talked about everything you could possibly imagine up until she asked bout my girlfriend. I was honest and told her I just started dating my chick for about a few months. Later on in the journey, she fell asleep and sent the first signal by leaning on my shoulder, DAMN!! I'm too street to slack at such an oppurtunity so I adjusted made her comfortable while taking my two cents worth of free smooching (nothing explicit though).

The mad part was when we finally hit Abj at night, the chick started this long narrative about how that was her first time in the capital and how she had no idea where she was going that night. I offered to ride with her to wherever she was going before I stepped but then she said she'll feel safer with me (Second Signal). Omo no dulling, I quickly forked out 6k, found the nearest hotel, and voila, the rest you can imagine. Now I have her on speed dial, whenever I'm in the FCT, shes always on hand to give a brother some love.

Me thinks, that the problem has to do with the ride. It kinds of fcuks their senses up (with the amana chilling freezing their brains), the vibration of the bus sending tingling sensation through their body, and the lonliness of sitting 8-12 hours on a bus, at night with total strangers who could either be serial killers or total gentlemen (like I was). DAMN!! Its worth the gamble.

Although I don't go by road no more, I still pray I get lucky again, but this time on a flight.

i am praying for you too that you get lucky on the plane one day, Bleep a cabin crew attendant and get AIDS. whats wrong with our youths nowadays?? chei!!!! God dey o, no forget that

Lap as in the man sitting down and the woman sitting on him. the way you can lap your junior one when your transport fare is not enough i no fit laff. this guy called sincity na one hell of a crazy guy. thank God say you no put your email for your profile, i for yab you tire today

@ sincity,

i can see that you are as innocent as a dove or is it ^serpent

sincity:
*peeps*

*searching for some people*

Who u dey search for?

this sincity sef, i dey suspect you o

@ Dr. Kitaun and sheniqua,

i have something to clear here, you did simile in school, right?? Crucify someone like Jesus Christ does not mean Jesus is bad - i mean some ladies should be hung - does that make any sense?? so dont try to make any issue out of nothing

na true o. ^{i am still wondering}

@ oreofemi,

abeg enter fast o or u wan make zytle enter first?  anyhow go do but if you enter e go sweet well well.  i still dey wait for report o. and please no go enter the wrong place o.  it must me zytle's and no other

Bblak:
Nice status you got there _{It was nice meeting you though .}

Nice meeting you too today, Bblak

[quote author=frank 3.16 link=topic=139865.msg2338252#msg2338252 date=1212680530]welli is now my sweet heart and i warned her not to come to this sit again because boys for nairaland no dey carry eye see another person wife.


@buzydiva, you were the one i was eying but, infact, but but will you still come for the beach party? i will leave my darling welli at home and meet you up there, rmember we will get naked   [/quote]you warned her not to come yet you are here.  is that fair enough??


@ buzydiva,  God will help you in this naked beach party with welli's husband o

@ poster
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnn







hnnnnn, welli, welli, WELLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


lets see where she is, OOPPSSSSSSS.  she is,
Welli is on her way.  some obstacles she must overcome.  please fast for forty days and forty nites for her if you are missing her that much.  

oreofemi:
sorry gentledove, u no say you gentle, so i no won u make d wrong decision.

thanks dearie. o se jare ti o o fe je ki ore re wo inu ina lo

sincity:
Dumbfounded that i want you.

Don't be, dumb or deaf we can work things out

if jugz no work out, why are you picking on me?? what has light and darkness got to do together?? you are a sin eater while i see sin and flee. henceforth i rest my case until you change your user name. chikena

You see what i mean?  some ladies deserve to be stoned while some should be crucified like Jesus Christ.  Sex in the bus??  still finding it difficult to understand how convenient it will be.  as for Sincity, i know you eat sin like food, keep it up.  may God or ^Devilhelp you

sincity:
REVELATION!!!!

All the attention is just that i want gentledove ok, are u satisfied.

you don miss road.  i said you should change your name to HOLYCITY.  i dont talk am before now, abi??

oreofemi:
no wahala, i will talk to her

because i dey talk to you about zytle  go face your love life now before i vex o

buzyDiva:

no be only you dey confused my dear, i dey dumbfounded myself

buzyDiva:
first, its not something bad , now, jesus is about to come??


is someone missing their medication today?

i am finding it difficult to understand Oreofemi today.  is it zytle's love that is causing this confusion or what??/

buzyDiva:
Inside Night bus again?
how unfortable will that be

still wondering. guess they wont go into the details. some dont even know each other, they just meet in the bus and that's all. fingering, stroking, sucking and kissing a lady or a man you dont even know so amazing. i stopped taking luxurious buses after that day. God forbid i see evil again

sincity:
what the carp,

ok, i'm going to say it out loud,

I want,

I want,

I want,

let me help you. it starts with SSSSSSSSSSSSS and ends with XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX, abi?? pele. God will help you, sotigbo, sincity. confess now and fill in the gap o.

@ oreofemi,

good girl. send us reports. zytle is waiting. where are you meeting him?? the pan or the bowl or the bottle?? what is even my business there. wherever. just make sure you guys meet. ciao

I served in Adamawa State and on my way to Yola as a fresh corper, i went with Ekwos Luxurious night bus. the corper guy beside me became very restless around 9pm or thereabout that nite. i asked if he was ok he said no. that if only i could stroke his d--k he will be fine. i was speechless. he saw the look on my face and said i should listen very well that others are doing it. true to his words, i heard soft moans beside me and looked only to see a guy fingering a lady. it was a very bad sight to behold. in the bus i told the guy to excuse me, went to stay at the back with the conductor and the attachments.

why do people sleep with each other in the car and buses?? is it lack of self-control?? cant they hold their urges till they get down? whats this about Luxurious Bus Love?? share your experiences

@ Easybaby,

i called him just now and told him to register. he said i can do that for him but i want him to be here on Monday. will keep you posted about his username. i am so happy for Oreofemi. sincerely she is a cool babe. and zytle is not bad at all. you guys will make a good couple like zignor and easybaby.

@ oreofemi,

men plenty for street o, but husbands no dey. you better stick to zytle now

@ oreofemi,

that is the spirit. CONGRATS ZYTLE. if one no do, at least another go do. give Easybaby update everyweek on latest happenings with you guys. we shall be praying for you

oreofemi:
no, i beg, e b like say, something dey enter something.

Nothing dey enter nothing o; only if you permit the something to enter something.  as for now, we don leave  my colleague story because nothing go enter.  na your own side we dey interested in now.  accept ZYTLE now before is too late o.  ladies are waiting.