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ellechrystal:
Whatever, I still love u Jonathan.. I love u I love u I love u I love uuuuuu, u r my boo till 2019, weda u win or not, u ve taught me humility, how to smile, how to b a winner with no shoes, how to be a. Goodluck charm, how to b calm in d midst of troubles, how not to give up, cos u never did, how to accept criticism, how to smile with ur enemies,..too much. I love u my able presido

Its good to be loyal. U can follow GEJ 2 Otuoke if u please.
Wait a moment, if ur profile pic is realy u, den u r well known to me. Same as Mr K

Tydies:
A ban Awaits you, for selling your vote. MOD, pls ban this Niqqur, he isn't fit to be called a Nigerian.

What wud u do in such situation?

Its not everyday sum1 offers u 20k jst to thumbprint.

Election scam!!!
Wen it got to my turn 2 vote last night, I collected d three ballot papers and headed straight to d cubicle. As I made 2 thumbprint beside d APC logo, d PDP party agent close to me whispered, "2k for pdp". Just immidiately, d APC party agent beside him said, "go ahead for Apc, 3k". I ignored them totally as they continued bargaining for my vote. I heard them going on, "4k... pdp, 5k...Apc, 6k...pdp, 7k...apc". But wen d pdp guy shouted 20k for pdp, my brain rebooted and when I looked at him, he nodded bck at me... more like we sayin 'Deal? Deal!'
I went ahead and voted pdp in all three ballots and then dropped d papers in d specified boxes. Then I turned to collect my 20k from d agent and to my greatest surprise, he had disappeared. I searched and searched but he was nowhere near. Then, it hit me, I had been scammed... Chai!!!
To this effect, am asking inec and Jega to cancel d election results from my polling unit.
Its bad enough dat I sold my votes, but to think dat it was sold on credit to an unknown customer, makes my wanna cry. I wish I could be given another opportunity to vote for my ideal candidates.

That can driver must be dancing and singing praises to God...

fabulous660:
It is with great pleasure that I wish to announce to all those people who completed their primary school education in Nigeria and not in France that there have been some improvement in the primary school sector....

But if you were born in the indomie generation maybe this will not make any sense to you.

*Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy?
*Simbi is now a mother with two children.
*Chike is no longer the river boy but he is now a Marine Engineer.
*Edet no longer lives in Calabar but has
moved to Canada. *Agbo is happily married too and has left the town of Lagoon for London. *Eze no longer goes to school, he is now a graduate.
*Even Mr Salami is no longer a farmer but a
politician.
*Remember Ralia the sugar girl? she now owns one of the biggest sugar factories in Kano.
*Ade our naughty little brother is now a doctor in one of the biggest hospitals in the country.

Wow!!! what a great medium to recall those days of "Macmillian English." We all had them off hand. Spirit of primary school days, but if u don't know all dis den u are part of indomie generation...
Source: self

How about Emeka, Wakama and Kunle? Dnt tell me dey didnt make it in life? Lol

Hmmmmm

If I hear

Just doing her job...if I may say.

Wow....

Hmmmmm

kennygee:
That's also what i want to know.

Lets google and find out

kennygee:
Is it tru that a GAZZILLIONAIRE gave him $350,000?

Congrats to him, cute Son he's got there.

Source?

This is cute

Pls, anyone who has got d past questions should forward it to campro12@yahoo.com
Thanks

uwa1:
Tanks Pitoski i got d questions.
i ve also sent it to the following mails....... oyimafidon@yahoo.com, Olumytee5@yahoo.com, uthmanonline@yahoo.co.UK, prettydamsel1711@gmail.com, ucheosuafor@gmail.com, gogundairo@yahoo.com, oophemi@gmail.com, boyoboy042@yahoo.com, boyoboy042@yahoo.com, lawline2003@gmail.com, delaw85@yahoo.com, delaw85@yahoo.com, broniche@gmail.com, broniche@gmail.com, beebaumaru@yahoo.com, ifyodiegwu@yahoo.com, oaatoyebi@gmail.com, dhoyhin07@yahoo.com, okonkwodestiny@yahoo.com, jhnky01@gmail.com, dametonia@yahoo.com, mo2raur@yahoo.co.uk,

Pls forward the past questions to campro12@yahoo.com. Tanx n God bless u sir.

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Strong points there, Op. But you are forgetting one thing... Whatever has a beginning must have an end. BH would one day be history.

Nigerian politics

DaBullIT:
Skekau is not dead

Says who?

But why? This bloodshed is already out-of-hand.

Only God can help us in this country

Sad....

Act wisely today and be favoured in future. You too can benefit from this venture. A giver today is a receiver tomorrow.

Its not a bad idea to invest in politics... think about it.

lastpage:
Now someone with SENSE is talking!

Just imagine? In a country where kids dying of hunger and malnutrition, patients die of lack of drugs and hospital bed space, schools are empty of teaching aids, a lot of Widows are struggling to earn a living, millions of people/children are homeless, Motherless babies home are struggling to stay opened....

.......and Jona-daft wants us to believe that "the ONLY THING that EXCITES NIGERIANS is to donate to his political rascality"?

Now, its either these people offering the donations are stewpidly morally bankrupt, closet thieves themselves without any sense of direction..

...or Jona-daft as usual, has his head stuck somewhere in the lower part of his anantomy!

Lastpage!

They are investing. When Jonathan wins, he'll surely compensate them in one way or another.

Interesting thread... let me cool my head first before ordering a bottle of hero n a plate of nkwobi.

This is serious...

Let the games begin... can't wait

This is exactly what we need in this country