Gentlemen of the press, can u please confirm your stories before you publish them, you know, i find it pretty difficult to believe any story i read in papers this days because most often the story line lack basis. To the press men it does not really matter whose tree is axed so long as they can achieve their aim of selling their papers.
Recently i read in the news that Sasha hired a helicopter to go shopping at the palms simply because there was traffic on the island . When i called on Sasha to confirm this she said it was a BLOODY LIE.
She actually rode on a Helicopter but it was done a contract with a food company.

Just heared from the news this morning that Yinka Craig is dead , this is a rude shock to me because he is
one of my favourate broadcaster on TV. Am really going to miss him. May his soul rest in peace .

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Zimbabwe , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch …. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4
These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5
These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6

You are visitor 4,363,012to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

A man travelling in a crowded molue  accidentally dropped his sons photo and it fell under
a lady's skirt, so he said to the lady politely, "sorry madam, could you please lift up your skirt i want to take a photo"

Hi guys,
I have a very neat Honda civic car for disposal.
Asking price is N250,000.00
a've just gotten a new delivery and wish to dispose the Honda
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Thanks.

All my nigas in the house, why not endevour to help the dud instead of making matter worst and allowing all the eves in the house to laugh their ass out !,
MY guy, when next you make an atempt you can try something like this,
helo black angel,permit me to say that i have no syntila or histronic intention if i disclose to you that an head-over heel in unalloyed allusion over your hyper-mesmerism. :