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A girl visited her boyfriend. After
entering his room, the girl greeted and hugged him. After about 30
minutes, the girl unzipped her clothes, removes her clothes and she was left with only bra and
undies nearly Unclad. Then the
following discusions took place:
GIRL: darling pls make love to me.
BOY: No dear. I wont make love
to you pls.
GIRL: Am I not sexy enough? See.
I am half Unclad. Pls make love to me. I beg you.
BOY: Yeah u are sexy but pls put
on your clothes pls I dont want to have sex pls.
GIRL: (She removes her bra): darling pls na I beg you. Have sex with me.
BOY: No. Put on your clothes. I am in the mood but I wont make love to you.
GIRL: Why? Dont u love me?
BOY: yeah I love you so much. Pls I want to wait till our wedding night. Put on your clothes. Let us wait till our wedding night before we will
have sex. I love and respect your body. Then the girl puts on
her clothes back without any sex taking place...
DO SUCH MEN EXIST?
YES & NO .




My brother you need 100jesus in your life

Mehn, one can't even go to school.... It's been raining profusely since last night

9 Stupid Answers for Stupid
Questions

1. Someone calls you at 2:am in
the night and ask you "are you
sleeping?"

Ans: no, I’m picking beans.

2. You're making out with a girl
then you start pulling her pants
then
she asks;
what are you trying to do?

Ans: I want to wash them for you

3. They see you coming out of
the bathroom,
wet; ''did you just have a bath?''

Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl

4. You standing right in front of
the elevator on the ground floor
going to your office, yet they ask;
''going up?''

Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office
to
come down
and meet me!

5. Your boyfriend comes home
with a bunch of flowers and you
still asks him;
''are those flowers?''

Ans: no baby, they're carrots!

6. You're in the queue at the
cinema to buy tickets, a friend
see's
you and ask; ''what are you
doing here?''

Ans: I’m here to pay my school
fees!

7. When people see you lying
down with your eyes closed, they
still ask; ''are you sleeping?''

Ans: No! I'm practicing how to die.

8. You went to a restaurant n the
waiter asks you: ''Plz can I get
you a table?''

Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the
floor.

9. Are you reading this post?

Ans:.....?

Trash