stagger:
When they start getting struck with incurable illnesses for their blasphemy against God, they will start crying for help.

That was how Mr Ibu went on that tirade against pastors as follows:

STUPIDITY is when you don’t have a bicycle and you give your last penny to your pastor to buy a jet.
MUMU is when you can’t pay your children’s school fees and yet have money to contribute to your church to build expensive schools which your children will never attend..
IDIOCY is when you refuse to take your very sick child to the hospital because your pastor said you should not do so, yet that same pastor secretly runs to USA for medical attention any time he has a headache.
KOLO is when you see a poor beggar on the road and you refuse to give him 50 naira out of the 5000 naira in your pocket because it is your tithe money....
YOU are a zombie when you trek,dance and gallivant for 30 kilometers under the hot sunsweating and smelling like poo during your revival program, while your pastor is inside a full option, factory fitted air-conditioned state of the art SUV with his delectable wife slow driving along the road.
IGNORANCE is when you believe it when your pastor tells you not to live a worldly life, yet he enjoys all the best things in the world;the fine houses, cars, jets, babes etc, while you are waiting till you get to heaven to enjoy your own....


When he came down with illness, he started running from church to church, looking for the same pastors he was lambasting to pray for healing. To which God was he praying, after saying tithe money should be given to beggars?

God can NEVER be mocked. What you sow is what you reap.

stagger:
When they start getting struck with incurable illnesses for their blasphemy against God, they will start crying for help.

That was how Mr Ibu went on that tirade against pastors as follows:

STUPIDITY is when you don’t have a bicycle and you give your last penny to your pastor to buy a jet.
MUMU is when you can’t pay your children’s school fees and yet have money to contribute to your church to build expensive schools which your children will never attend..
IDIOCY is when you refuse to take your very sick child to the hospital because your pastor said you should not do so, yet that same pastor secretly runs to USA for medical attention any time he has a headache.
KOLO is when you see a poor beggar on the road and you refuse to give him 50 naira out of the 5000 naira in your pocket because it is your tithe money....
YOU are a zombie when you trek,dance and gallivant for 30 kilometers under the hot sunsweating and smelling like poo during your revival program, while your pastor is inside a full option, factory fitted air-conditioned state of the art SUV with his delectable wife slow driving along the road.
IGNORANCE is when you believe it when your pastor tells you not to live a worldly life, yet he enjoys all the best things in the world;the fine houses, cars, jets, babes etc, while you are waiting till you get to heaven to enjoy your own....


When he came down with illness, he started running from church to church, looking for the same pastors he was lambasting to pray for healing. To which God was he praying, after saying tithe money should be given to beggars?

God can NEVER be mocked. What you sow is what you reap.

Your eyes still never open to know that a thick smelly poo is greater than your God? Your eyes go soon clear sha

Nwaamaikpe

It is not a bad thing when women report their husbands to the authority. But to be overdoing it is what I don't support. Mama Nkechi four years ago reported her husband back here in Nigeria to a police officer. The policeman followed her home and everybody at home apart from me said that the woman was at fault. How come I was blaming the man? I intentionally gave her the opposite impression so that she will notice my green light. Fast forward to 2022, I married Mama Nkechi and she gave me twins. But it is both twins and wahala left, back, front, central I got. The girl Amaka is a carbon copy of her mother in trouble making. Everyday by day is fight. After 364 days, I found myself behind bars because Mama Nkechi kept on reporting me to the police and this time, all neighbours pointed accusing fingers at me doe being the guilty culprit. Baba Nkechi himself came all the way from Mile 12 to testify that I was at fault against her ex.
I spent 6 months behind bars only to come out and see that mama Nkechi and Baba Nkechi are back together again, living happily ever after.

Shege Pro Max
It's like you carry 50 odds combo Tinubu to become president and make it better. One enter, the other one cut ticket wotowoto.

CyrusVI:


Thats in the North and this Jafaru should stop making it sound like people from here are migrating en masse to go hustle in Niger

He should be smart enough to know that by percentage population, the number of wanderers that left here to there should be 0.1%... very insignificant

They can come back in 2031 when a Northerner ascends the throne again. but why person go go Niger

So na 50% you except to migrate to Niger abi? Before now it is like 0.000000000000001 migrating to Niger and now 0.1% according to you and you still don't understand the Maths?

gistray:
Igbo amaka

This is a Kogi man, not igbo

TheTundeMuniru:


Funny... Tackle the root of corruption by merely crying and wailing? Dey Play!

Why will you tackle it by merely crying and wailing? It doesn't work that way.
Let me school you on how to tackle corruption.
Tinubu and all those in power, senates, governors, etc must set down some anti corruption rules, laws etc that must never be broken by themselves. Whichever of them broke the rules must be killed immediately. Then for the masses, rules must be set too. Whoever broke the ones relating to embezzling of money must be killed immediately. Then whatever policy they want to make by then, it will work. Terrorists, bandits, kidnappers must be killed immediately when caught. Until these rules are made and executed, say bye bye to a good Nigeria.

TheTundeMuniru:


Fix your consciousness and life expectations.

Not in this Nigeria. You can't make a corrupt nation better by not tackling the root of corruption.

wirinet:

But I saw hushpuppi in your text, what does that imply?
His crime borders more on misdemeanor rather than serious crime as you are trying to imply. His punishment would no way be comparable to sammers or murderers.

misdemeanour or not, crime is crime.

TheTundeMuniru:
A man known to be wise once said "in other for Nigeria to be great again, great daunting sacrifices must be made to restore her Glory"

Sacrifices that would shook foundations, sacrifices that will halt the Nation.

Maybe Tinubu is right after all, maybe all our sufferings are sacrifices for a better tomorrow, sacrifices for a Glorious Nigeria. Just Maybe.



To even think Nigeria will turn London overnight is a Stupid thought in its own right. Or to think a man who managed a State like Anambra would be the right man to save Nigeria from sinking is completely crazy.



But sacrifice must be made?

After 7 years, pls let's mention ourselves concerning how far the sacrifice has acheived. I swear on my life, all the sacrifices will amount to nothing. Reason is that no matter the sacrifices you make in the face of gigantic corruption, it will surely amount to nothing.

wirinet:

Please learn to read and comprehend. The guy was a pioneer. He engage in business not permitted or registered. He did not scam anyone and no one reported that they were scammed.

Did you see scam in my texts? Read well before you comment. He did his business lawlessly, that's all I said.

TheTundeMuniru:
A man known to be wise once said "in other for Nigeria to be great again, great daunting sacrifices must be made to restore her Glory"

Sacrifices that would shook foundations, sacrifices that will halt the Nation.

Maybe Tinubu is right after all, maybe all our sufferings are sacrifices for a better tomorrow, sacrifices for a Glorious Nigeria. Just Maybe.

One thing about sacrifice is that the lower animals are the ones slaughtered for that purpose. Person wey no get money na him go be sacrificial lamb when the rich will remain unscathed. Also, whatever you use for sacrifice doesn't stay alive. The sacrifice will be over after the poor masses are almost eradicated from the surface of the earth.

sleek214:

Some of you just open mouth and talk anyhow

What's bad in what he said above

Family of Hushpuppi and Ekweremadu dem. Lawlessness lives in the blood of an average Nigerian. He thought everywhere is a shithole. They want to turn another man's land to a dustbin.

Odidigboigbo:
Actually, he is not ready. It doesn't takes more than a second to jump into the Ocean. Baba still loves his life.

Suicide is not an easy mission. At the verge of committing it, the person will be having double thoughts. He will eventually listen to one of them.

Prosperous111:
Lol

You wan kill yourself nah third mainland bridge you come choose? Where you know say you go reach front page of every news?

Death self go dey laugh say this werey never ready

Make Dem check the two of them well nah Yekini Dem vote for this last elections

Una no fit excape, we go gather suffer this suffer finish together

Doing it on the 3rd mainland bridge is to make it go viral so that the government can take care of his two children after his death.

YesDaddyTill203:
Honestly, it's not the job of NAFDAC to publish this rubbish.

So many are dumb as fvck in Nigeria to fall for this trash these pastorprenaul fraudsters but it's not the job of Nafdac to expose such fraud. As long as the product is safe to drink then it's none of their business.

NAFDAC number is on it, yet you think NAFDAC should not clear its name?

pongwa:
what do they mean? Their job is to test the product of it is up to date with world standard not this campaign against him. The fact is that he has a product in the market that is selling, whether miracle or not, it's a product

You be mumu. NAFDAC said they didn't approve it, but on the product there is NAFDAC number on it. That's the argument here, nothing else. Before I opened this thread,I already told my brother that there will be some mumu with locked brains that will comment as you just did? Why, o why?

Softmirror:


You mean you are not in the position to embezzle and that's why you are crying? It's a natural sequence AFTER HARDSHIP COMES EASE.

Some hardships never go away. Have you heard the phrase FROM FRY PAN(Buhari) TO FIRE(Tinubu)?

Ojuntana:
What do you want him to do
This reforms are necessary
We can't continue to spend on subsidy while feeding our neighbours
Nigerians should stop complaining and go into productivity massively

I laugh whenever I see comments like this. If you think any Nigerian politician really care about the masses. then you are still gullible. Removing subsidy only rechannels the subsidy money to another politician's pocket, this time Tinubu's pocket. You will find out after 4 or 8 years of no achievement and continuous inflation. You heard it from here first.

hopexter:


They didn’t stop corruption in a single day, it took them step at a time.

What step has been taken here in shithole? None.

hopexter:


Be positive minded for once. China didn’t get there by having such mindset of yours. It’s something we need to embrace step by step even if it takes years to actualise or don’t you think so?

Tackling corruption by hanging is the first step to take. Tinubu and other politicians should release themselves to be killed by hanging first for their past and present corruption. Then later we can talk about China in the same sentence with Nigeria.

jtjohn:
Crime doesn't pay.. Wealth gotten by vanity shall be diminished: but he that gathereth by labour shall increase.

But wealth gotten by Politicians by vanity kept waxing stronger. Proverbs don't work in Nigeria

Selwin256:
But they send mails for almost a week before they started the upgrade na.

Though they wrote two days, now additional 3 dey

They should not have let money leave the host account at all. They are big thieves.

I'm in this shit right now. I sent 100k to my wife and it did not reflect in her acct but they took the money from my Opay. Come and see war in their branch at Ikota Complex right now.

Bros we didn't get your funds here o. Na politicians you dash all your money, no be the masses aswear.

obonujoker:
What is causing all these kidnapping and armed robbery?

No more fear of God or what?

Na God dey fear men these days, not t the other way round.

Hehehe

Whois:
The 30k, is it for eba

It is for garri

If you wait for the government to do anything for you, for example, to bury your iconic relative, they will tell you to let the dead bury itself.
It's a good move that you want to do it eventually, because those who waited for the FG yesterday are now in their graves.

If na Nigeria water e dey, den for don chop am tey tey

Karleb:


Not true. Many people did not. People hardly change after marriage.

People even change after childbirth. Especially ladies, because of postnatal chemical changes in their bodies. People change at any point in time. Even you have changed in the last five years