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Pundad:
https://www.nairaland.com/2128500/nairalands-lady-realm-tourney-update/2

Thanks

ELYMAXiimus, kr0ne, Darkrebel666...
Who is queen of the realm?

ELYMAXiimus:
deciphered!!!


Pundad is wrongturn.

Might be. Pretty dope to be a newbie

Pundad:
Wow…tense one sire!/ no doubt you do pen some fire/
its not that the men conspire/
Just that your lines Fly overhead …..High tension wire!


Keep moving the connections higher/...no need to diss bis with intentions dire/
...just keep improving and someday like ibime....you go get mentions tire!/

Ain't craving the mentions/don't try baring the pain I bring, it don't lead u to any direction! /
Plus man, I ain't the newbie? What improvement u talking? Obviously u still want a piece of the lecture? /
I admire ur skills tho, like ur name goes u really pondered on my lines/now I'll let u go.. Go read my works
ND learn more bout my style/

Dropped a dope verse, got no like? That's foccked up!/it proves yall like silent sex partners, cus yall r dumb fuccks!!/
Ignorant fools didn't see the punches, the whole bars like dt, bt still didn't see d punches!!/
Must I put quotes (" for u to know a punch in this Kingdom?/where yall claim king kong? /
Now that's just wack and stuppid/put an arrow in ur heart for d luv of cupid!/fucck u sons ur stuppid/they couldn't even hear d punch come in, tho it "knocked on u gees!!" /
There I've put d quotes yall want, so u see d punchline guys? /they drop their shitt nd I laugh, cus it's stuppid nd nt cus it got punchlines guys! /
Ibime, seen ur freestyles lately/feels like d shiit I did in the 80,ur lines so hag looking, couldn't even let the shiit embrace me!! /
Wait! I said ur lines so hug looking, couldn't let the shiit embrace me! /
Now that's how u punchline u wack newbies /I saw a wack verse nd I thought.. If doppe spit lines, den it gotta be dt d wacks puking!! /
Still on bis, really that's some wack stuffs u spit/don't get offended tho, I just said doppes spit, so.. Thats some wack stuffs u spit! /
Ask about me I'm a larger L than coleman/I could punch forever nd still be standing over/I'm the God yall shld fear, even my letter heads yall, not to talk of the post man!! /another punchline ryt there, newbies so gon' byte this... Leave Bis screaming O man!! /
Now u all dumb fuccks better beg me/cus this is tha ending/cus yl u fuccktards still text, my niggas ascending!! /



Geo is a beast, text apart/leave scratches on ur tiits , legs nd arms/
Shoot my Ls they pop ur skull at the night time/leave ur face untouched, I'm interested in ur brain like the syla/with a punch like that there is no denial..... .
That I'm beast in town, slaughtering u all, better ask forgiveness nd, pray that imma leave here fans, cus I'm a consumer.. This is business man/
Don't take this personal, I shiit on yall, like the loo see/wen I shoot, all 100% of ur brain touched, yall d lucy/
I like being typical when I pen my lines or pen my rhymes/I hate all d shiit I see from these guys who mesmerize/damnn ya right/imma bend ya tighs/cut off nd send ya eyes, to ur mama, they might pity u nd cry till dy shed their eyes,!! /
So u got spare eyes,but that doesn't mean u good, wait wait... I hope u know I'm talking to u, u, u, nd u.. Yes I'm dissing u/I'm sickness dude!/ur wack, ya weak nd shooled/yo mama told ya u cud be something like me in school/u got a twin bro, u wanna get him involved in the business too/ur cool ryt. Yes I'm starting to believe in u/ur mama also told ya u cud be a star, u know u can, just dt ur twin cool too!! /(twinkle)


So what u got do about it? U sadist, best my freestyles nd I'll tell u my tactics/OK.. I entertained yall, hope u all loved d practice? /good bye for now.... Hope to kill kill yall in the next classes/

Predictions; if there wont be a no show, then
Winners- the people on the left;before the Vs.
I ain't downgrading anybody tho

Soon, peeps will start dropping their verses here

Wondering why a lesser attention is given to the ffr section

Against a guy named prince.
time and again I face ds dude/only fr him to get his faces bruised/ya I said his faces dudes/cus I already damaged it.. times nw I've split his face in two!/bt dts nt d line to break ds fool/errtin be so shady dude/wen I spray d nukes/and wen u get shot by my slim baby,u gon feel like u hailey dude!!/ Bleep him! he a rodent wu bleats/he gt so many p in his name,bt is nt a problem 2 gees!/ shots 2 ur chest tell u I'm a heart breaker/and 1 shot to ur head? ur brain goes 2 d ground... job of an excavator!!/ nd his future? it goes off with the wind nd/I don't tink he got goals or real plans/he be poor in life and real bad/he won't be big cus he already became d fan of a lil man/(hes a fan of lil Wayne) touch his neck nd his head pops in two/leads all in queue/ bouncers step in,ten body u/he runs,bt I bring out those tecs or pistols/then leave d scene bloody red wen I catch up with u!!/(ketchup) ...... they say hes d light of d FAM.. as in d son's bringing hope?/ Lmao what a silly joke/they just really hope/this guy dt claims younger Dan 16,be feeling pope?/smh I'l so shoot and kill ds kid,ruining his chances of being GOAT!!!/ ur weak,and ma guns r real/our last bout,like d seeker u got struck by d hot agiel/nw we r here again.. battling u is like a military face off,it gives. me mre point and kill!!/ his last bout? he was an ingrate/d king had ds bastard, prince behind his bars,like Sebastian in reign!!/ He be dead his corps gone, cus he wasn't found on time/so ironic he dying again, wen d doc says its a rematch of life!!/ Go to trg; group of Wack that's where u belong u Wack man/ Nt even on d dopes road cus u Wack man!,bt me? I've been on d lane so much,nigs call me Superman!!/(Lois lane) Nigg be lik Wayne, I Got Diamonds In My Teeth So All My Words Are Precious.. Wtf? This a punchline to u? U Wack bastard?/smh lemme teach u wat I've mastered/a punch is life blasting/smetin lik.. My flow so hard,it takes 2 lives... U and ur life jacket! !!/

Darkrebel 666
Im calling u out. The norms

ELYMAXiimus:
mhen, nobody wey I no fit forget. even sometimes sef, I dey forget myself .
how far?

Cool bro

ELYMAXiimus:
at first, when i read this bar, i was like " what's this guy saying? Just rhymes, mtcheeew!"
then i looked @ it again nd imagined how i buy junks when stuck in traffic. I laughed hard.

Lyricist. Thumbs up. Ur rhyming is sick.

Lol

ELYMAXiimus:
mhen, nobody wey I no fit forget. even sometimes sef, I dey forget myself .
how far?

Oga boss, I dy o

dj5naira:
Flowy.

Thanks man

kr0ne:
Where u go before? Anybody dey pursue you? Welcome, bro.

Thanks brother mi. Abeg check my flow for ffr. I don wack finish

Lol so all of una forget me abi ?.kr0ne and Elymax . Even una

Some1 played dickcounts/discount... Like seriously!?

When x is here/u know death is here/got lyrics dt will end shiit man,/I'm d man with men /I'm d best in here/ffr missed my deadly scent, more like deadly smell./more dangerous dn hades here in earth/only mofucckr dt you descend in hell/nd be here to tell./I'm so tight n' bad.. Gaya won't pretend shiit here/
Flow god, ion associate with these midget./wacky lines? They rich in here /it's shity man/they ain't ready for any business man/dy still weak in here/they might say I bore dem, but dy gon sleep till death/
I'm d real deal/thinking u can beef me?/
Let's tlk I'm d earth bender more like omashu/you all just conquer fools/I might b rusty bt I still got my eye on u/
Bleep d punch, yall fuccking fuccked/stop d shiit lines u all just stop ds sons/wat am I saying? Really got nothing mre/darn geo so polished sons/wacks wacks.. Yall gud for cotton buds/
Yall pop champagne? Man I pop d guns/
Yall missed me? /missed this? /the fuccking rhythm/rubbish beatens/claiming cats wen dy just stubborn kittens/Bleep d reasons. /I screw fellow brothers...... I mean death wise nt d incest/
And ur likes to ds means nothing/cus Yall simply still nting /they gon run like chickens.... Guns pop nd d animals be duck in/men gon hide, while it's their wives I'm still cotton/
See d wordplay?/punches put u in ur grave/I school him, he lens, like a concave/wen I battle it's pure rape/I'm beast, it's not a food fight wen I poor rage/
U all lack d skills to spar wit me,/battle me? It gon be casket tins/dumb illiterates simply lacking shidds /ur only escape is d passage way, let's see how he reads/
After reading ds, they all gon call me out/for a bout/bt I'm just gon diss them until im/tired wit a stubborn man's/head on my fuccking laps/wen I go bar for bar they get so drunk, cus it's their blood me drank/
Aromo? That nigga spits trash/his English is wack/think he dope? Better think fast/cus if we spar, he gon get tke for d mourning like d break fast/
Trojan horse, gigantic cyclopean , tell me... What's dt shot?/all u spat, none matched this/u into d Greece nw, hoping to give sme1 a degree burn ma gee?/really man I know man I boil u up, so at least take a pus at shhits /
Bt wait! Wtf are these newbies? /wit new nicks/was away for only a few weeks/ Ibime kr0ne, coogar Ely Emaprince... Where r u gees? /yall know these newbies, deserve a ban na.... At least as a symbol for d wackness/
I'm sorry my fans, no vex pls/u know tins hard, man gotta protect tins/bt I dy flow fr u nw, so mke una no vex pls/cus I be like winsh nw, I don gather, possess tins/
But that no be d real matter/forget all d up tins I yarn/this and that, ds man wack/I don blow, everyday I dy receive alert/while my haters dy were d dust settles, dem be real gara/
Naija boy wit tight flow/I fit mke mistakes nd typo/bt I still dy run my race wit bike o/man gotta tlk bout ds brother like jhene aiko/
Now mke una spread d news/mke these niggas come wit plenty jewels/come dress me fools/

Bla bla bla
Geoxpress is back to tempt these fools.


Errors are allowed. I was flowing nt like I penned shit

Shuu, smh. I'm a notable mention jare. Did all I could to help this forum...

Btw, thought yall were no longer active?

And this epiphany guy na craze man.

Obesemf, nigga holla @ me on fb.

Lwkm, ok

Darkrebel666:
@ I'm in Vato acapella battle league, so I know how it works.. Why this was different from that I did vs Giyazz was because I rapped this like Obesem was standing in my front
.. only thing missing in this brawl was crowd reaction..those are the periods battlers pause but since it's not a live brawl, we had to keep on flowing and that sometimes isn't smooth..
~ If only you were exposed..This is very similar to Spoken Poetry..


anyway I'm happy you gave me the Punchline criteria..I was surprised when two voters said he had the stronger material when most were generic.. You played the 2 heads stuff before and I played the Greece/Grease/Athens stuff against Teddy.. Sneeze at you (achu) Dark/Apartheid-against Blaqbones..and many other generic stuffs... You guys should give a particular crit to who deserved it...I don't even care if I lose personal crit but I get Upset when I lose the Punchline crit especially when I deserve it...its obvious my lines flew over you people's heads

anyway please Close the thread..This is a K.O


and I'm calling you our for an audio battle with beat. Coogar would choose the Instrumental we would use.

Lmao! Ehn? Bars like u getting stabbed in ur chest lik a capri sonne? That's overplayed nd stale.

Your opener, come wack like nonesense. Why choose a specialty on d side, why not d front? The comparism is too weak.

"Cease your hands" "scissors hands". Lwkm, u don smoke pipe abi?

"Pen Dragon" soo fuccking stale, and some other shiits.

So wat do u mean?

Lol, if this was text, Obesemf clearly killed Dark.

Obesemf, ur voice dy fear me, I no fit listen 2 am.

Obesemf murdered Dark

ELYMAXiimus:
Mhen, this Eva is f*cking wack!
Dfuck is she saying?

Which song?

ELYMAXiimus:
lolol ... How much will you pay to see me battle. I mean, come on, it's hightime guys started paying to see these bars we script.
maybe then they would't criticise it too much with their juvenile behaviour ... Lol

okay chill, I nd kr0ne will battle soon.
I suppose brawl Jigsaw sef but we don brawl before. Maybe after kr0ne.

Alryt, cool..

ELYMAXiimus:
Mikus nd his hypocrites made me bored of this section.
When he was misusing power, locking the chatroom, flexing his ability anyhow, none of you spoke up. This is a social site, you can't ask people not to chat
Na thunder go fire anybody wey talk nonsense again sey na chats spoil this section. Rubbish!!!

Is anybody chatting now? Why is this place not bubbling, then?

Oya make una dey flow non-stop na. .... Like sey naso e take easy...

Guy abeg battl some1. I wan feel ya lines!

goshikid:
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SHUT UP KID!

this is a total clash of warlock/. .
weaklin like you should avoid been in a warfront/. . .your tech are all blunt/. .so its total slaughter indeed when i smash ur face and leave ya with a shape of oblong!/. .
i blaze u off the street . . . . lemme clear all confusion here/yeh. . .i have this kid in suspension. . . .and the solution clear/
. . . .cus it doesnt matter what stuff you're made of. . .you cant occupy my space/. . . . .i spray rap/ that break back/. .while you buy papers for the exam. . .so you can get pass/. .
even if i smash your brain over tha screen you won't still head mine/ . . . . .on first class/
. . . . .

Fool, I couldn't read this verse,read 1st line nd got enough/nigga, I could only say ur 'name in disappointment' after reading, as wat I said was 'gosh!!!'


I'll throw a punch in ur eye nigga, my hand can swing from here to Iris/punch u so bad, ur eyes remove nd fall 'infornt of u' nd we watch ur 'eyelid'


Punches'll I throw be the tough, hottest/he dnt dare me, cus the kid knws better dan 2 cross xpress!!/


You knw I'm no match for u, I'm the flames itself!/i'll hit u so bad,can't restrain meself!/


I shldnt be trading words with u fuccker!/u a fool brother, u knw I'm better, all u dat u do? Stop that/cus ryt here, I aint just cming with sacs... Imma 'bag u bloody' reason I brought a 'Blood Bag!!!

Darkrebel666:
~ No way.. you are the one hyping it..
No offence Geo.. but this is meant to be legendary

lol, ok mikuz hide my post in their thread..