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itsMrIke:
End time pastor

Andyblaze:
Lmao relax ooo

STFUareyouGod:
what does this even mean?

STFUareyouGod:
you drop yours

prettythicksme:
Buhahahahahahahaha hope ur body no pain u?

prettythicksme:
he got d beating of his life yesterday,i still dey pity him self

STFUareyouGod:
e dey your body like eczema

prettythicksme:
D thunder wey go fire u ehnnnnn,dey do press up **mumu oshi**

prettythicksme:

Mikkyboy008:
Bursted...Nairaland FBI

Andyblaze:

"Hey andy am at alakahia junction ooo" her sweet voice was reminiscent of her moniker here, her moniker had something like either "pretty" or "cute" attached to it..."chai oboy the babe don show for junction ooo" I announced to my roommate, immediately his countenance changed, he looked nervous and unsettled, that was more like it. My roommate wey no get morale for where babes dey na im come dey say he wan stay for room wia me n babe dey, d guy no dey fit talk if girl dey around us for our lodge sef, with the look on his face, I knew he would run out of the room with one excuse one the babe came...I slid my feet into my nike vans and brushed my head quickly and rushed out to go pick her up,..."oboy better comot before we return oo, unless u wan be cameraman for the kind of porn flick wey me and this 'sasha grey' wan shoot ooo"....that was my final parting shot to him as I went to meet my first 'catch' from Nairaland..."God please may I not be Catfished", I thought to myself, "may the babe be as fine as that one Sleeknick took photos with in Akwa Ibom"


As I reached the front of a fast food called "Jovit" at alakahia junction I called her and before I could say "hello" I heard a sharp highpitched voice ring out "Andy! Andy!"...I turned and behold was this figure 8-esque chocolate beauty, she was adorn with a very short fitted pink mini skirt and a white crop top, the top looked familiar, everytime she change DP on nairaland na always that white top she dey wear, especially for her 'bed' pics, e be like the space around the neck and chest region dey always help her expose her 'goodies'...I smiled sheepishly as all words had run out of my head as I walked towards her, I opened my arms and she concurred with an embrace, "wow u look more prettier in person" was all I could mutter...she laughed and said I should stop mocking her, I told her I wasn't, then I led her down towards the path that led to my lodge as we talked trivial things and I occasionally let my comic side make her laugh and feel more comfortable although I gotta admit I seemed more nervous than her, seems she was a pro in meeting up males for the first time. She no even fear whether I wan use her for rituals, she just dey catwalk dey shake her heavy yansh..
I occasionally slowed down to let her walk in front so I could lustfully glance at that yansh in tight skirts and before I know my guy wey stand for front of nairabet office shout "Andy, oboy u don dey look yansh, see as ur prick wan tear ur trouser!........."

STFUareyouGod:
Na so. Enu oshe

prettythicksme:
adaksbullet here is him,one of d soldier dat beat d hell outta ya

prettythicksme:
Dont mind ggrin,abeg kill ur wife

STFUareyouGod:
gbabe!

prettythicksme:
Dey never born him wella make e touch me takless of kill

prettythicksme:
adaskbullet is kidding!!i am on my way home oo

Laveda:
lmao

STFUareyouGod:
you fall hand

prettythicksme:
u self don old,go.marry!hain

naughtynaughty:
Pple lyk stfuareyougod I just pity dat jobless boy. Even ddurentt and ggrin. Even my own too dey my body bt e neva worst lyk der own. God dey shaa

STFUareyouGod:
see your life. You don F'up

kinglekan:
Alaye baje oshi

spencekat:
Wicked combination

Laveda:
hahahahahahahha Eka nmi oo

Ggrin wasere ooo

STFUareyouGod:
on bullet