ritababe:


lol na really ur owu story, and owu means death in my place
(so write ur death story )

Andyblaze:

"Hey andy am at alakahia junction ooo" her sweet voice was reminiscent of her moniker here, her moniker had something like either "pretty" or "cute" attached to it..."chai oboy the babe don show for junction ooo" I announced to my roommate, immediately his countenance changed, he looked nervous and unsettled, that was more like it. My roommate wey no get morale for where babes dey na im come dey say he wan stay for room wia me n babe dey, d guy no dey fit talk if girl dey around us for our lodge sef, with the look on his face, I knew he would run out of the room with one excuse one the babe came...I slid my feet into my nike vans and brushed my head quickly and rushed out to go pick her up,..."oboy better comot before we return oo, unless u wan be cameraman for the kind of porn flick wey me and this 'sasha grey' wan shoot ooo"....that was my final parting shot to him as I went to meet my first 'catch' from Nairaland..."God please may I not be Catfished", I thought to myself, "may the babe be as fine as that one Sleeknick took photos with in Akwa Ibom"


As I reached the front of a fast food called "Jovit" at alakahia junction I called her and before I could say "hello" I heard a sharp highpitched voice ring out "Andy! Andy!"...I turned and behold was this figure 8-esque chocolate beauty, she was adorn with a very short fitted pink mini skirt and a white crop top, the top looked familiar, everytime she change DP on nairaland na always that white top she dey wear, especially for her 'bed' pics, e be like the space around the neck and chest region dey always help her expose her 'goodies'...I smiled sheepishly as all words had run out of my head as I walked towards her, I opened my arms and she concurred with an embrace, "wow u look more prettier in person" was all I could mutter...she laughed and said I should stop mocking her, I told her I wasn't, then I led her down towards the path that led to my lodge as we talked trivial things and I occasionally let my comic side make her laugh and feel more comfortable although I gotta admit I seemed more nervous than her, seems she was a pro in meeting up males for the first time. She no even fear whether I wan use her for rituals, she just dey catwalk dey shake her heavy yansh..
I occasionally slowed down to let her walk in front so I could lustfully glance at that yansh in tight skirts and before I know my guy wey stand for front of nairabet office shout "Andy, oboy u don dey look yansh, see as ur prick wan tear ur trouser!........."

ggrin:
prettythicksme

Mikkyboy008:
Bursted...Nairaland FBI

Johnsown1:

maybe ur right

cherrybrown:
Not maybe am right am 100% right we don't think about tomorrow before we do anything which is very bad

bist:
@OP, within ten years time, you'd revisit this page, read trough and wish that u never exhibited this level of ignorance!
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Just so you know, I dont blame your selfish actions here today because of ur level of intellectual growth as at the time of file this post. Besides a final year student wouldn't have the time to publicize his random sexcapade on a cyberland like this, so it says just one thing which is u recently surpassed the TEENAGE stage.
Unless ur your saying ur story is fiction and u derive joy in cooking up "BOLLOCKS"

Lsofdk:

where did this one jump out from. your problem is that you take everything too serious, it's good to joke and laugh at some point. this is only a joke and if you don't see it so then there's a probz smwhr

bist:


My question to you;
If it were your sister or perhaps your daughter, would you find it funny?

bist:
@OP, within ten years time, you'd revisit this page, read trough and wish that u never exhibited this level of ignorance!
.
.
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Just so you know, I dont blame your selfish actions here today because of ur level of intellectual growth as at the time of filing this post. Besides a final year student wouldn't have the time to publicize his random sexcapade on a cyberland like this, so it says just one thing which is u recently surpassed the TEENAGE stage.
Unless ur your saying ur story is fiction and u derive joy in cooking up "BOLLOCKS"

Maximillian1:
Most peeps feel that this story is gonna spoil a lot of packages but I don't think so..girls are getting pregnant everyday..has it stopped other girls frm having sex No..xo who go visit u go still visit u

boboLIL:
So na prettythicksme u de cast like dis? E no good oh.....

ggrin:
prettythicksme

prettythicksme:
Wat is dis one saying now?

bist:


My question to you;
If it were your sister or perhaps your daughter, would you find it funny?

Andyblaze:
Welcome to the true life story of my encounter with a girl on this forum and how it led to other things...

I'll keep this as frequently updated as possible


If you want me to ride on say



BOOMBA!!!
BOOMBA!!!


BOOMBA!!!


#BITG

doctorEkene:



And the sexy babe in the story finally responds



Babe u too much abeg

misspicy:

even me...i hate kiss and tell boys like madt more reason why i don't wanna meet any boy from nairaland...imagine talk

prettythicksme:

ggrin:
u go fork andyblaze, if adaksbullet catch u ehn I no dy o


The one wey u do am yesterday neva do u abi?

xpac01:


The last time I checked, no moniker or name has been mentioned so, there is nothing telling about the kissing here babe...
And moreover, @ bolded, only boys actually do that. So while dating, be careful to date men only...

ggrin:
u go fork andyblaze, if adaksbullet catch u ehn I no dy o


The one wey u do am yesterday neva do u abi?

prettythicksme: