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They can't kill our swagg.

The atmosphere is en rapport with the long awaited dream turning to reality! It's official list is on the verge. I gotta put my eyes on my email, it's unfortunate that my ba3 is low, and I'm on my way to Jos fr abj. I'll be right back with Goodnews. COMPUTER SCIENCE HERE I COME!

Seun please in the name of God, try as much as possible to do something. You are the only one I rely on at this critical moment. Please boss you can do something I believe, only if you'd openned this thread early enough. Thank you

NOBODYY:
Heard Audu don wake up back Like a bOSS Nigeria ehn..person die wake up again

My brother, I tire 4 d matter! 1st ghost gov, guiness book of record must hear this. Kogi people and Nupe people fr Niger state, nothing will ever surprise me. No disrespect to anybody.

khassy:
If na CSC you wan enter ready for some stupid biology courses ooo

Plb101

Chai! Iyaf die, no escape.

Temmi001:
lol. Aren't you?
In class, I'll be back as soon as I'm free. Good Morning everyone.

All I see in this class is a repackaged biology. God I hate biology. BioChemical Engr'g. Bacteriophage, Escheria coli, rubbish names! Abeg, I no mind, if na ss2 student go teach me sef. I can't wait to get to d Engr'g part of d course abeg. All dz biology pple here, haywhy911, mzlarem, lotusflower, etc. I need tutorials biko.

I understand u perfectly bosslady, as a former engine boi, I abhor biology too! The last time I did biology was in my neco ssce, I never did biology in uni and will neva do it in UIL. Maths and Physics sure 4 me, cos dey got much love.

Wuraolar gud morning pretty, how was ur night? Sup wif u?

IDGAF:
Duke59,GideonG,Temmie001,Mzlarem and everyone else hi..............Hope everyone is ok despite what we may be going thru(both students and aspirants)?

Thanks a lot bro, the expectation on today is very high, we just hope not to add a single day more. U must be preparing for that 8am Gns lecture today, omo na next wk we go full ground for that lecture, may God help us all. Amen. Thanks

Temmi001:
ema worry. Owo sure. Owo ma de.

Oshey gan, owo ni koko.

Oluwatobex:
Lolzzz... You can have dem all... Good night sir

Yeb! I sure can have them all, but I prefer one person to have all of me. Now singing * All of me, by John Legend*

Temmi001:
you na baba agba na.

Ah ejo oo, owo ni mo fe!

duke59:
with u by my side also drinking we go finish 10

Ah oga only 1 keg don do me oo, as long as it will be mixed with guiness stout. Na dat one sure pass, I no fit dull myself as claro go de clear eye dey go.

greatscholar:
amin buh d election was declared inconclusive..which gives d incumbent an edge to be d. Elected governor

Hmmm smh, ok let's see how it goes.

duke59:
Evening to gideonG oga bo$$

Correct pesin, I cut cap 4 u. Oga u fit finish 5 kegs? Mehn no be small oo

Shollaintee:
excuse me sir,is he truly dead

Yea, he won the election and passed away few moments afterwards.

Oluwatobex:
Hahahahehehe.... You funny o, but brilliant dudes are like sugar o, they attract more ants

Lolestical lolest, u know d koko. That's why I wanna be brilliant too, cos my middle name is Force of attraction.

fateemah06:
Life seems so funny.. that we can't understand... today we live.. tomorrow we die what is the meaning of live..
May we not all be cut short @ the peak of our glory....Every living soul will surely taste death...

Rest in peace to the newly elected Governor of Kogi state. Prince Abubakar Audu, may God give the family the fortitude to bear the lost. Amin

MzLarem:
well,4 me..d sir is nt based on ur age.. its on ur charisma nd personality which is off da hook... Gosh,y can't I compose a long post..dats all sha.

Thank you Larem, I'm really humbled! Real recognize real... And I aint talking abt age too, dat sh*t aint nothing but a number.

Temmi001:
na our boiz get ride pass. I no fit shout.

Chai! Nothing mega, CIS boys go soon hamma, oh oo oo oh oo oo all I see is signs., all I, all I see is signs, oh oo oo oh oo, all I see is dollar sign * In Rihana's voice*

Oluwatobex:
Hmmm just leave some for us(small boys)

Omo na only one gurl I need oo, 1 don do me, I no fit shout. I wan d one wey be sey go sweeeeet like dat kind smoli wey Khassy see 4 church. Me sef I sweet, I no fit carry last.

Temmi001:
Make una contribute for me maa buy 6k android phone. Ah dan taya for dz c2 abeg.

My boss since I lost my Android wey back na C1 dey help me oo. C1 and Laptop any which way na way, I no fit shout.

Oluwatobex:
I feel honoured sir... Happy Sunday.... Ilorin chicks would be glad to teach you Yoruba

Chai! OMG I can't wait... I love Yoruba chicks like kilode.

Sveen:
This shouldn't be coming out of your buccal cavity. You are demeaning your own ego by blurting such statement out. Everybody deserves respect and respect is reciprocal, coupled with how you praised her as her highness and all sort of character appraisal.

Even if you fail to recognize you self worth, we do recognize it here and we respect you alot. Therefore, do not make such derogatory statement about yourself in future. Danke schön.

Thanks for the admonition bro, I am grateful. Why I said that is because I am not what people think, and it's so scary, don't wanna hav 2 live up to expectation that is beyond my capacity, I just wanna be REAL, I don't wanna fake. Oshey Barrister, u re mouthed!

NOBODYY:
Time to Hack into google

Omo I no be guru like dat oo, all na wash. Na learn I dey learn oo.

Sorry I 4 check am but my lappy charger dont F up 2day, I gats buy new 1, maybe wen I reach Bauchi 2moro. Omo na busy week 4 me, time no dey.

Oluwatobex:
Boss I hail o... To the best of my knowledge sha, to 'juba' is to hail or bow or acknowledge someone presence... To all the Yorubas, esp. the Ibadan, hope I try small

Nice one bro, I gats dobale 4 u, tuale baba.

MzLarem:
Wow..I'm blushing all d rainbow colors ryt now..all dis frm a boss..Thank u very much sir. Haywhy911 didn't teach me hw 2 write long posts,would av reciprocated ur nice gesture.

You mean my post was long? Lolest.

See ehnn all those people calling me sir on NL pls oo, I dnt wanna disappoint anybody oo because wen u see me u will realise dat I'm not dat sir oo.

I no be gentle man at all, I be African man original. But I gentle small sometimes sha.

Sometimes I feel I get more hype than I deserve, that's an absolute wrong impression, don't wanna go to school and be all paranoid.

Nice one Pharmacist Larem. Oshey gan.

NOBODYY:
GideonG What are you waiting for

Like what please? Is it abt going to sch this week or wat? Tnx

Shollaintee:
Oluwatobex,dharmyinks,mzlarem,sir GIDEONG...i jubaa fr u o

Baba na me jubaa 4 u pass! I hail oo, anytime I see u online na Sean Tizzle I dey remember for Sholey, how go dey go na? Omo dat "jubaa" wetin b the real translation? Man pikin gats grab 1 single word everyday. Thanks man. I appreciate.

I doff my Gucci hat to her majesty, her royal gorgeousness the queen of the house. Mzlarem my respect is still intact! I hail thee, super extra maximum hailing. You have never been off point, You are alwayz onpoint like a decimal point. Washere sisi Lolade omoge, oriye wanbe!

khassy:
As I reash the church (Winners)... Omo first tin wey I begin check before I even sit down na the SKILASHIS there
Omo winners skilashi make sense gaan ooo... I look left see one smallie look right see one gbege... I jus smile inside tell maserf "this pastor go calm down today ooo... We go hear the preaching next week " .... Today na for "Collect your neighbour number "


Omo I jus d look skilashi NONO come forget when I drop ma last hundy for offering


Omo e pain me gaan cus I dn plan use am buy bread and akara in d evening...

The #5 wey I plan put for offering na I'm i come forget for my bible carry come house

Lolest abi na Baba at the top wan punish u 4 looking at Nono in the church? How u tek manage am? You enter church wearing just short, with all these temptation?

usman97:
list can be out anytime. but for sure its dis week cus ambali told ma dad personally

Omo ur leg is longer than river Nile. Olenupa!

wheesin:
Thanks boss..i love your perseverance.. God will do it

Thanks boss, God bless you.