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Shey make i submit ma CV also? *wink*






ehn, why did shakur change his username to emi ni iwe(f)? Shey dem ban you tele?

Mismak: evrybodi jst dey queue sha....Ifejesu bware oo..
*whisperin, awon guyz bad gan ni o

Lmao... Chai! I don miss pages sha.
It's not good to lack mb sha...
I didn't even have mb to check ma result until someone sent me 50 bucks
but that dude funny sha!
Ui go organise another postjamb na...

Attah Ojoma :
He's speakin in tongues.. U nid to b in d spirit to undastand

;DLmao

Attah Ojoma :
He's speakin in tongues.. U nid to b in d spirit to undastand

I feel you... So many stories...pheew.
They just like to dey increase pesin BP...chai!

dapsondou: Won't believe any hear-say until UI releases an official statement.
This one called a prof, that one called a lecturer and we're hearing diff news. Are they not all working @ UI?
Me sef go call UI gateman for my own news

Bros ow u take know abeg










no let pesin get high BP o....especially with this negative mark ish

Leystra: OUR RESULT IS NOW ONLINE... BUT THEY NEVER UPLOAD AM FINISH... STILL LOADING....

Result na!



Ui abeg bring this thing na.





Oga ooooo

A. Intelligent B. Advance. Don't remember the rest.

morgan**g:
can't really recollect but d last two options were permanent nd temporal i.e C nd D

Be polite Kid...

eddiebruk: A Mature mind always think before they talk/type, Daftness is more like ignoring the truth and typing rubbish which was the reason why i had to bring your mind back to Normal, it wasn't really an insult if you were matured enough as you lied to have been.

I am sight-ing morgan**g, isaolamide, okorocha22, dapsonduo, and finest finestboi... Where broda shakur na?

Guys ow waiting?

Result come out na... shuuoo

.I gave my opinion and insulted no one. Why don't you borrow a leaf.
Goes a long way to show the level of your maturity...
It's a pity u're still a minor.
But the good thing is that I love children and know that they know nothing. So, I'll just overlook.

eddiebruk: No you must be too daft not to have confirmed the story before commenting, what has faking a photo got to do with a Genuine story that is not even 24hours old...? Are you normal at all.

Why would anyone fake a photo when the story is true....?

I gave my opinion and insulted no one. Why don't you borrow a leaf.
Goes a long way to show the level of your maturity...
It's a pity u're still a minor.
But the good thing is that I love children and know that they know nothing. So, I'll just overlook.

eddiebruk: No you must be too daft not to have confirmed the story before commenting, what has faking a photo got to do with a Genuine story that is not even 24hours old...? Are you normal at all.

Why would anyone fake a photo when the story is true....?

Its clear that the person that did dis masking is a novice at photo manipulation:.. As a graphics personnel u should spot some flaws in that photo that clearly indicate FAKE. Don't know if the story is true or not but that picture is fake!!!

Good morning everybody...
Ow was ur nite?

Dear journal,

YESTERDAY'S EXAM!
It was interesting but out of trepidation i chose uncertainty instead of fear... Tin still dey pain me sha... And erm wetin be the answer for that ad hoc....
...
.....................
Anyway let me not bore you with those questions coz I'll reconvenne this talk after the bloodbath..lolzzz

okay seriois now...


Dear journal,
28/09/13
i trekked to my venue law etf llt... The exam was not too hard and not simple.. I just bless God and am expecting a good result.

After the exam I had #100 on me aside my transptfare and I was hungry but that didn't stop me from renting a bycicle (or is it bicycle? Seriously? I can't spell by...? Close my face). Bicycle freak like me, chai.
Ehn ehn as I was talking, I was fortunate to have a nairalander sit behind me who told me about the rendezvous (hope i got that right sha) at love garden... Due to the fact that I came with some pals, I couldn't wait. So I just shew face and said hi to all the seated dignitaries. And they were like, "keke lo gbe wa ni n ti e... Aye sha wa ni bi bayi wa joko".(i no too sabi yoruba sha i sha try na). I couldn't sit coz I was "kan ju-ing". I just wanted to see the faces of ma fellow uites and friends and I did... And i was happy.

Shakur's a quiet dude. He was looking somewhat shy unlike shakur on nairaland(u don't believe... Okay maybe it's just me.)

And then finest. Finestboi is actually fine...(no let ya head swell o... I get igi for here o...lolzz)

I met two lovely mmualishious ladies there also who were like:
"what gave us away?" and I was like I met a nairalnder in ma hall noni(u know blood is thicker than eve...{how many of you drink that thing?}).

I met with the people I've been talking with! Great! I pray we'll still meet during clearance this same year 2013 in the name of Jesus, Amen.

Lets do something, predict ur score!

[color=#990000][/color]pressure na ni
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N 1,500? I got mine for N1,000. where did u buy yours na?
I bought mine from jamb office sha

Mesopotamia: to be on a safer side,jst get the e-facility card for N1,500 and print out ur original jamb result.

AHA? COLOUR KE?
MY OWN NA BLACK AND WHITE OOO

dapsondou: Yeah it is necessary
and it must be coloured

[color=#006600][/color] pls...

it's written that we should not bring along phones

but...

those who have done ui postjamb before, will there be somewhere to keep bags or personal effects?

Or we go just go with pencil and eraser for pocket?

JUST THINKING NI O

pls...

it's written that we should not bring along phones

but...

those who have done ui postjamb before, will there be somewhere to keep bags or personal effects?

Or we go just go with pencil and eraser for pocket?

JUST THINKING NI O

i don print ma letter!!!!!!

hi guys.....
how's the day going?


me just enter cafe now oooo

Tnx.... That was helpful..

Tnx bro. Keep that in mind

dapsondou: Should you be given admission this year, accept it bro.
You can write nxt year's UTME if u so much want to study law and at the same time try to cross.
My opinion

Just wrote Jamb and awaiting postjamb.
Last week I bumped into a former teacher and in the course of our little chit-chat, he happened to ask to know the course I applied for. I told him Political science and he was like: "that's just a theoretical course, why not go for pure English?"
Please guys, ENGLISH, POLSCIENCE which is better.
Do justify your opinions with good points....

Everybody with his own palavah, the thread sha move...hmmn. UI don make me wait sotey out of joblessness, I'm beginning to have a second thought on my choice of course hhmm
........................................................................
But seriously I need help:
I've always loved law but really the number of years is a huge discouragement. So I opted for Political science thinking it's related kind of. But after a session of counselling and thinking, I find myself wanting to do law instead. I've written jamb already (240), chose UI first and second choice and filled political science.
Hhmmm! I'm thinking of doing change of course in 200l when I get admitted but I hear the chances are slim considering the fact that law is quite competitive. Or should I forfeit the admission when I get it to write UTME next year? But that one year is like five to me oh. Even this waiting for list feels like I've been waiting forever let alone talk of waiting for a full year. Hmmn.
Pls what do you think. Iron sharpeneth iron, no opinion is a waste...

senbonzakura_kageyoshi: 3: The Pointless Commentators

Where you can find them: Nairaland (Again)

What makes them really annoying: Have you ever taken time out to craft a beautiful piece, an article that took so much time, energy and use of wikipedia and you’re looking forward to the erudite discussion that would follow after you’ve posted said discussion on Nairaland, only to see this:

https://zakuraweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Screenshot_2013-09-06-22-06-28-225x300.png

Unfortunately, i’ve been a victim on more than one occassion and i’m beginning to wonder what I did to ASUU that they have refused to let certain people return to school. I mean, if you have nothing to say, don’t comment! Ahn ahn! Sometimes, some of them quote an entire post only to type “hmmm” at the end or “okay”. Honestly, if it were possible for me to find some of the people doing this, they would be carrying the marks of a huge frying pan on the sides of their faces.

More Photo evidence:

https://zakuraweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Screenshot_2013-09-06-21-48-02-225x300.png
https://zakuraweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Screenshot_2013-09-06-11-15-15-225x300.png
https://zakuraweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Screenshot_2013-09-06-21-51-44-225x300.png
https://zakuraweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Screenshot_2013-09-06-11-21-45-225x300.png
https://zakuraweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Screenshot_2013-09-06-21-51-37-225x300.png

http://zakuraweekly.com/six-types-of-annoying-nigerians-on-the-internet/

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Off topic... BUT really funny... lmao. Lagos fear fear!

tonididdy: .Lagos and Warri decided to have a drinking
competition. A week to d competition, Warri sent a
delegate to Lagos to confirm if the competition wil
still hold. On arrival, the people of ... Lagos brought
20-litres of their strongest ogogoro as welcome
drink. The Delegate from Warri asked if he could taste
and
he was permitted to. He finished d 20- litres at
once,
then he said 'this is okay, where is the main
drink?'. The pple of Lagos shouted 'Come oh! U deyamong
the drink competitors?' and He replied 'Me? o-o-o!
I
no even qualify sef!

Exactly coz 33 degree is more lyk normal temp here now, can't melt nothing. Its the glass..

Akin-David:
I expect to read scientific interpretations in the comments but tah!! This is just what you get when you bring a magnifying glass out in the Sun. The rays of the sunlight are simply been converged and what do you have, heat which directly heat or melt anything in the area of convergence.


..Like all comments above, if it were to be in Nigeria, the headline would have been "Mysterious building that melts iron".




Save my head!

Lolz... They actully tot they were in SanDiego zoo. Lmao

$wtme:
But Alex n melman confirmed he's a squirrel. Melman:definitely a squirrel Alex:yep squirrel

I don't want to use the word, A.S.S.H.O.L.E

Nicco-C:
i'm off to place my reservation for a house there. gotta get me a pent-house suite from where i can comfortably look down on d rest of u!

Ow will nigeria ever move forward, with all this division and tribalism? "Can two walk together except they be agreed?" we're to shallow minded competing with ourselves, even the competition is not on viable things, just EGO! Na wa o

yarodin: Free? When did yorubas start giving out free things? Yeah you and your lazy people are dashing Igbos land, money left and right, abeg park well and watch us dominant you lazy cowards. "ONE NEJIRIA, ONE LAGOS, EKO NI BAJON FOR ALL".

Just smile n wave boys, smile n wave...lolz. Dat cartoon is fun anytime...

Tinyemeka: You are not alone bro.

But my fav characters happen to be the penguins themselves. Skipper , Kowalski, Rico (Kaboom! ) and Private (the sissy )