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Dilijingsly:
I don't no what happen here

Synzu:
Happy Independence day, Estherfabian



Shhhh! I won't tell anyone

But I am not Esther. Try again

Happy Sunday!

STFUareyouG0d:
This Lola and dick be like

You're up early

How's your night?

dunsman:
f!ck indepence, f!ck nigeria

F!ck you!

Though we crazy sometimes, we da best ever!

No regrets being a Nigerian ☺️

Happy Independence Day naija!

DavidTheGeek:
iLegend it seems Glassdoll has a secret crush on you.


Good luck with your forum bro. Don't let anyone's negativity get to you.

How on earth does your comment make sense?

Synzu:
Hehehehe... Most deff NOT a newbie

Sharp

iLegend:
Lemme narrate somethings for you.

Apple

If Steve Job had asked for your opinion the day he conceived the name "Apple" as a company name what would you have told him?

This is probably how the conversation would've gone.

Steve: I have a company and I want to call it Apple.
You: Steve, you're very stupid. The apple we eat? I promise you that company will fail.
Steve: Alright, watch out.

More

Steve: This is the logo
You: God damn it! Steve are you okay? This apple wey rat do chop half?

Nairaland

Séun: Darling, I have a new idea. I want to build a forum called Nairaland.
You: You must be joking. Is Naira a plane? Where in wan land? I been think say you sabi book o! Now, I'm doubting your intelligence.
You: Think of another name joor, else it'll fail.
Séun: Let's watch out.

After some months

You: Wow! You're serious o! Naira don finally land, but I don't like the design it looks too archaic to me. Make it more flashy. And the logo is too simple.
Séun: No! Leave it simple and archaic like that.

5 or 10 years later

You: Wow! Millions of people visit your site? Oh boy, you don hammer o!

Microsoft:

Bill Gate: I want to start up a company called Microsoft
You: Micro gini? I dey laugh you. In fact, name am microhard, microporn or microwave. Mtcheeew
You: Bill, I like you and I'll always advice you as a friend to use your name or something more reasonable like "God is Good," "The Best of the Best." And so on.
Bill Gate: Don't worry, my instinct tells me to go with Microsoft.
Bill Gate: Look at the logo I came up with.
You: You're not serious. This logo is too colorful and anything that's too colorful is childish.
Bill Gate: Abeg, leave am like that. Go joor

Dry Gin

Chelsea Dry Gin: My woman, come. I know I'm high with this schnapps I drank in Chiwetala Agu's house. I want to come up with my own company too.
You: Hmmm! Honey stop drinking too much.
Chelsea Dry Gin: I have drank and drank and drank and my bone is so dry. So, I want to my drink to be "Dry Gin"
You: Mtcheeeeew
You: Free me abeg, like my brother Terry G. If you like name am "Wet Gin" no body go buy am.

There are so many companies you'll HATE their names, but the moment they become popular you'll forget how awkward the names were. Money/fame stops nonsense.

The first day I heard of a soccer player called "Messi" I was shock. How can somebody answer "Messi" (Mercy is okay), but now I love Messi more than people with better names like...

I saw another one called "Hazard." I just gave up. I f'ing love him. So, it's not the name, it's what the name can offer.

So, don't be disappointed. After 2-5 years you're allowed to be disappointed.

Tonto Diké

Tonto Bae, I want to become an actress.
You: Hmmm! That's good
You: But industry guys and directors go bang you scarra. I just dey pity that place.
Tonto: Which place?
You: Don't worry.

After a year

You: Bae, you've started smoking weed? God forbid! No man will marry you.
Tonto: Hmm! You think so, just watch out.

After some years

You: Pastors all my friends are married, even the ones that smoke Oshobgbo weed. Her husband even bought her an iPhone 7. My boyfriend can't even send me a 30 Naira recharge card. Please help me. I'm dying inside.

Lesson:

It's not about what makes sense or what's bad, but about what turns around for good when the time is right.

Sorry I got bored...mind going straight to the point?

Age is just a number....I think

[quote author=NevetsIbot post=49811090][/quote]B.DSM is dope! I will find u

Synzu:
I like a lady who keeps it real


You new here?

I will leave that for you to ponder on

Synzu:
You're one wicked ego booster bruiser

Nothing but the facts with me

Synzu:
I think he already did


Ever heard of wetclef.com?

That looks just as creepy as it sounds...

I will pass please

STFUareyouG0d:
I'm

let it go brah

Synzu:
The dude already thinks himself to be the Buddha


Please don't bruise his ego.

I don't even think he has anything up for bruising. Ya'll should tell him his threads suck before he takes this out of Nairaland

...together, let's get the world WET and hear the notes of our CLEF

This has got to be the dumbest thing I have read today.

Please work on it.

iLegend:
It's an acronym, but I won't post it here. My last thread was closed down because of this question with some other things involved. As a good guy, iyaf decided to play safe, before "the power that be" descends on me. I'm a visitor here, so I shouldn't chew more than I can swallow.

When you eat soured soup for dinner

Stalker365:
Nigga.

See the "girl" that called me a guy. How exactly is this funny? To a girl for that matter...

Suicidal

geez18:
that person that pissed you off so bad that you wish to become a moderator should pray hard your wish does'nt come through...

STFUareyouG0d:
who does?


The (F) is as useless as 'k' in knack

I should change mine to (m) then, abi what do you think?