chatinent: Nigerian pastors are fake. Y'all know this but refuse to accept.
The number of church buildings in Nigeria alone is more than business buildings in the whole of Africa. Everywhere you put face, na church and one head leader doing like he never shit before...plus people worshipping him. Every street in Nigeria has a church..from a one-room service to two beds, to a warehouse, to a reserved area, to numerous stadia. Sometimes, there will be more than 10 churches in a certain location shouting differently and encouraging their members that the nextdoor church is fake. In that same street, all sorts of atrocities happen.
Allow me chisel some knowledge into you this morning:
Take for example that one they saw pointing out a gun from his car just because someone was hailing you..up till now, he has not said anything about what he was holding...he only debunked it to his gullible church members.
The real question is: since the pastor tells this members to pray to God for protection, why does he need a gun! Don't forget he also had security details escorting him that day...why did he need a gun!
They don't practise what they preach! So the holy Ghost stuff was all fake?
Every "Ministry" in Nigeria that performs miracles is fake. Some pastors started as preachers but they saw it wasn't profitable and people wanted where "e dey show, e dey happen" because human are always looking for the supernatural always...but will live in self denial.
They are all fake.
1. You aren't married , yes , and yes , you don't have no spiritual husband (no such thing as that exists. It is a pastoral format to keep collecting money from you for deliverance). Na bad character you get or crazy specs. You cannot pray your way to a rich man as a woman. Common, go and fix your life...or you go cry harder! Nobody dey do you na you no get marriage-able character.
2. If you go for deliverance and a pastor touches your privates with olive oil, just know that your won don bi..en go hard for you to get sense for this life. There is no such thing as a deliverance! Go and meet a public health practitioner to check your mental health! You don dey go. Who ever even told Nigerians that olive oil is a holy oil tho.
3. You aren't possessed by any demon. Na poverty dey give you expensive bad blames. Why is it that it's only the poor that is always possessed in church? Lol. Even when politicians who have killed many visit, it is only the poor that will be singled out, but the rich are giving special prayer times. Dey play you hear?
4. You are married and haven't conceived. Hanty, the problem is biologically not spiritually. Nobody chop your womb. It's either your husband has an issue or you! What about the abortion pills of old when you were younger? Are you sure you haven't deleted your womb? What about other health complications? Zuzuru leave that church you go to everyday and go and meet a medical expert to diagnose your problem.
You can't destroy your body when young and expect joy when older. You suppose cry like wolf...kwwwwwwaaaaaannn!
"Shiloh is not designed with you in view! It is designed for yours in view." - chatinent, 2025. Read again.
5. You aren't burning in any hell fire if you don't pay tithes! If there is sth like hell fire, your pastors stealing from you should be the first candidates.
Imagine that pastor who was a medical doctor and who studied the sciences of ill health coming out to say he can heal you with spiritual powers of your problems. Lol. They can only heal you in their church premises where it is being televised and you are being compensated afterwards! Did Jesus not visit Lazarus in the mortuary and heal? Make dem go there naw.
Secondly, do you remember the other fake one who threatens to arrest if criticized? Even Jesus who was beaten didn't arrest anyone!
Btw, why are all pastors extremely rich if Jesus was poor? They have another defence "The lord is rich." Did the Lord feed off from poor people's tithes and offerings? They all have private jets, Rolls Royce and one opolo eyes that has used egg rolls and coke and blocked his vision will be online fighting for these same men milking his life. Even church rats had self regards!
Back to the plane crash and the Hindu survivor, Christians make it look like other religious practices are demonic...even those that predates Christianity. Let's pretend as if Christianity didn't also copy Hinduism and their stories. What is more demonic than bowing down to a graven image in the church and using necklaces to pray? What's more demonic than allowing a pastor touch/penetrate your privates all in the name of deliverance? What's more demonic than announcing some group of men will remain celibate but also allowed same sex marriages in another branch?
BTW, where is that one who drank tea with God? Where is the other one who sells all "heavenly" objects? Where is that business man who said God chased Adam and Eve out of Eden because they didn't pay tithes? Where is the other one notorious for always wanting to bed Nollywood actresses? I mean, where are the so-called "fathers of tithes and offerings"??
If a Christian was the survivor, this Sunday would have generated billions for them. The one who drank tea would have made another incoherent statement. The tithe and offering businessman would have said the others who died don't pay tithes and that's why they had to go. That one who sells heavenly objects and speak incoherently would have introduced another rubbish to sell.
...and if you talk, they have another defense mechanism called "touch not my prophet."
They want to be gods on earth to do everything yet go scoff free. If they prophesy and it didn't work, they'll still blame you! Lol.
Whose anointed prophet btw? Who called you? You called yourself for tithes and offering!
Condolences to the crash victims! 😞
All this epistle untop Pastor matter!..When u are anot a type writer.Omaga o. Though i am not a fanatic and i don't believe in fairytales but God is good, i still strongly believe men of God are 100 percent humans..It's u people that think they should not protect themselves cos they sell oil..Pastor Paul doesn't even do all that..and he has every right as a citizen to hv gun if he applies for and to protect himself!!Nigeria reach to hold gun dey waka abeg. Don't go and find what to do be writing essay there.
The Tinubu and his cohorts will say they did well..Its even a shoddy job..no wow effect,just a boring long road and olden age street light. They didn't even give bidders to bid for it,just gave the job outrightly to his friend.
cyberbro: See how they're carrying the news as if the man carried AK47 and shot someone... Naija no open eye at all, but we think we're exposed.
Pastor Adefarasin was seen with what looked like a mini stun gun or pepper spray gun and warned the boy recording (God knows what that boy did that led to the pastor warning him), bloggers started spreading misinformation, just for click bait and sensationalism. Who says pastors can't have pepper sprays or stun guns? This is something anyone can buy online and use for self protection.
Thank u ooo..i dont know why they are sensationalising the whole thing as if he pulled over and pointed a gun at d boy's head.smh.
fergie001: Mallam is the convener with next edition holding in Zamfara
Mallam Nasir El-Rufai was speaking at the second edition of the ArewaTechFest in Katsina
Pls allow him to stay there..give him a Presidential duplex in aso rock even after his tenure. He wants d presidency badly let him hold on to it. Lagos cant deal with his agberos that left with him to Abuja again .pls abeg.
fergie001: Mallam is the convener with next edition holding in Zamfara
Mallam Nasir El-Rufai was speaking at the second edition of the ArewaTechFest in Katsina
Pls allow him to stay there..give him a Presidential duplex in aso rock even adter his tenure. He wants d presidency badly let him hokd on to it. Lagos cant deal with his agberos that left with him to Abuja again .pls abeg.
Built2last: Can anyone tell me why businesses spring up in Nigeria. Begins to bloom and blossom and give it 10 to 20 years. It fizzles out.
I have been thinking about this
Mr Biggs- Gone. KFC almost Dead. SFC -Dead Savanna Chum chum- Dead
Countless businesses in all sectors. Start and never exceeds 2 to 3 decades.
Only few musicians last 15 years actively in the scene and they fade. Why can't they write and keep pushing out music. Even if they can't write. People hire writers. What is wrong with Naija.
The same time English people built their rail ways was when they built the ones they left in Nigeria. 30 years after they left. rail way died. efforts to resuscitate it has taken ages.
What is wrong with our Country?
The world itself is evolving.even in U.K and U.S many known businesses are giving way fot the new and influential people are buying off some and rebranding it.Amoke however has been around for over 10years and going strong.i knew Amoke from way back in Shomolu in a small space,today she has different big outlets.Already she has decided to make it work as this is her passion.Most people do bizz for the money and once the passion isn't there, or they don't put good staff there,it crumbles.Every piece of food in Amoke now,is computerized.so it will be hard to steal money there.
Oga on this matter,propanganda will not work!He clearly violated the law.no loitering and disposing illegally.Later u people will still say Lagos stinks..what is all this now?
YoungLionken: The right woman is always there somewhere, but na you dey find DJ Cuppy type wen go rather watch you kpeme than do transfer, because to such type of women, everything's gold digging..
God bless all the supportive women (to their respective men) out there in these trying (tinubulation) times..
Oh lest I forget! If you're that type of man lucky enough to have a good woman by your side, and yet you treat her less than a servant/slave/sidekick/etc, just know say YOU DEY FUÇK UP! AND YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN THE BAT YOU ALWAYS CONDEMN! AT LEAST, BAT WIFE DEY ENJOY LIFE FOR HIM HAND...
Oga that is his wife and u can clearly see this is a way to make themselves happy and to create content..besides the man must hv done well for her too.
Everyday247: Will the Twitter billionaire be investigated for sponsoring his campaigns?
Sponsorship isn't the same as a political office holder paying huge amounts to bolster support through celebrities and their fans Where and how did she get the money is what Trump wants to investigate to be sure its not funded via corruption.
LordBiden: Umaru was a total failure. Back in the days NTA wont let us hear word with his daily 7 point agenda jingles.
Not a single agenda was achieved,the only thing I can manage to commend him for is the amnesty to militants.
The likes of ateke,tompolo,boyloaf,kuku would forever be grateful to him for making them billionaires.
Sincerely without any prejudice,u are not ok!! Under Y'ardua, fuel was reduced,food cost was cushioned, there was respect for the rule of law, And there was relatively peace in Nigeria.nothing like banditry and there was inclusivity from all regions in his cabinet etc...If u don't know what to say,just go and sleep!!
Thundafireseun: Its hilarious when people call Fubura elected governor….
There is a huge difference between selected and Elected…..
There is absolutely no difference between a selected governor and an imposed governor
MODIFIED: You can smell the lies from a distance. As a Judge you take your orders from the Constitution of the Federal Republic and all laws made by National Assembly, not a Governor or anyone else
Whether elected or selected like Tinubu, he has rights as Governor not this sole administrator who command and control.
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AntiTerrorist: My wife's libido has decreased, and she's become less responsive to intimacy. Despite my efforts, she doesn't seem to be aroused or enjoy sex like she used to. While she hasn't denied me sex, I'm concerned about her satisfaction and don't want to be selfish. I'm wondering if there's an underlying issue or if there's something I can do to support her.
Men are funny sha..Some1 will be thinking of how to move her business forward, maybe low sales affecting her income and doesn't want to be a burden..There u are thinking sex sex sex..Does life revolve around sex? Shey she no go get any other thing to dey reason again?? Oga rest u people behave like a woman's purpose in life is sex and child bearing.. How about spoil her with a spa date..maybe all she even wants is cuddles at night.Take a month off sex and try romance and trip her.watch her yearn for you.My candid opinion.
press9jatv: Rivers Administrator, Ibok-Ete Ibas is dismantling Fubara's structure. He appointed Wike's cousin to head the local government service commission - Fubara's ally and Sacked Omuma LGA Chairman cries out....
Nigerians are not speaking out because it has not touched them..This is typical behaviour..Once.it starts hitting home and the democracy is breached at their doorstep, they will all sepak up.
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Christianity Etc › Re: Religious Leaders And Plane Crash Survivor by Glister: 1:49pm On Jun 15, 2025
