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I remember when wicked was being compared to David, but I wonder who is truly the better. Talent, money ??

vlc got 10 million download on playstore
vlc beta gots 50million downloads on playstore ,that's a total of 60million downloads


MX player alone got 100 million downloads (I didn't check the pro), in my opinion MX player should top the list.
but I don't understand the playback feature ( thot videos would play from the last to the beginning?)

greenhulk:
I use to be a very big fan of mx player and it worked fine until I downloaded a movie from another website different from the one I normally use. The movie had an ac3 audio codec, played it on mx player and there was no audio. I was like Wtf, I almost deleted the movie but then I played it on my laptop and it worked fine. So I downloaded vlc player and dang it worked fine. Vlc player has everything mx player has including ability to add subtitle.

MX player actually plays subtitle.
-download the subtitle and move to the same folder as your movie
-rename it to the exact name of the movie ,e.g if the movie name is ''Ride-Along-1.mp4", the subtitle should be "Ride-Along-1.srt"
then open ur MX player it should play with subtitle

IKON360:
Pls does anyone around Uyo know where I can buy m3mini's earpiece?

many earpiece play better than the phone earpiece, I bought Nike for #200 at plaza and it plays better than the gionee earpiece.

directonpc:
Yes it charges fast.

OK I just got mine, waiting to test.

directonpc:
Get to their service center or buy original blackberry playbook charger

Bro pls is the blackberry playbook charger up to 1000Mah as the original gionee Mini charger and does it charge fast as the gionee charger

Any solution to the multitasking probkem, i have freeze system manager but it worsen the situation

We all know job interviews are a fucking trap. Its like reality TV; everything is so perfectly scripted you start to think the interviewer is just pulling the questions out of a hat and that the interviewee is answering them from a deep and honest place like he didn’t rehearse the night before (at least most of the time). So here are some honest answers to popular job interview questions;





1. Tell us about yourself

What you actually say : My name is Lalasticlala Williams, a graduate of Aso University who finds excitement in hitting tasks head on. I’m a young and dynamic individual with a passion for excellence and a determination to succeed.



What you want to say: I want to start by saying I thank God for this opportunity because I’m tired of sitting at home.
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The way my father has been looking at me ehn!, as if I shit in my pants. Anyway, My name is Lalasticlala Williams, but my friends call me Lala Cobra, because you know what it do. I attended Aso University and studied for 4 years with a minor in ASUU strikes, for 3 years.








2. What is your greatest weakness?

What you actually say: :I have a little challenge when handling many tasks at once, but I’m already attending a webinar that is teaching us how to fix this and it seems to be producing results.

What you want to say: :Mehn, if you give me a task to do and the deadline is in one week, I swear I’d think about it everyday, but never do it. Then I start the night before deadline morning. And drink coffee, chew kolanut, drink Red Bull, and come to work looking like its closing time.
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And one more thing, although I don’t think its a weakness, I believe the fridge is egalitarian in nature, which is why it has only one door. Dazall









3. How did you hear about this position?

What you actually say: A friend of mine told me about it and said he believed I’d fit in perfectly.


What you want to say: Think of every job website there is, jobberman? you know nairaland job and vacancy section? I’m on every one. I knew like 10 minutes after you put up the vacancy.
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4. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

How you answer: I see my self becoming a force to reckon with in Sales. Hopefully, I’d assume more management responsibilities and take on more challenges to make me even better at my work.



What you want to say: This question is just one kain. I don’t even have a full grasp of today. Like, who knows tomorrow? But if I had to say it sha, in 5 years, I want a good car, a better salary, my own house, and maybe an office better than your own sef.
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5. What is your dream job?

How you answer: Based on my interests and career path, I want a job that would enable me grow at good pace. In fact, this is actually why I was excited about getting invited for this interview.



What you want to say: Anything that will gimme small work and plenty money, period. Probably not this one but we have to start somewhere.
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6. Why should we hire you?

How you answer: I believe I am a good fit for the job as my skill set will not only enable me learn quickly on the job, it will also take this company to even greater heights.

What you want to say: Ma, please epp me, just consider me. Consider the place I am coming from and how many hours I spent in traffic. Even the money I used to get here, it was someone that borrowed me.
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http://partyjollof.com/6-brutally-honest-answers-to-common-job-interview-questions/

please where can I get this phone charger here in uyo, been looking for it at plaza but to no avail. since mine fell it has stop working n other chargers isn't charging fast n like other chargers are damaging my ba3

TOTTENHAM GATS my blessings

If you’ve ever had to wait for anything in Nigeria, this one’s for you.







1. When you arrive at the filling station for fuel and the last person on the queue is at the next bus stop.
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2. And when you ask, they say “I’ve been here for 10 hours.”
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Are they sharing money in front?







3. Then after your own 6 hours, fuel finishes.https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Fainted-gif1.gif
Is this some kind of joke or something and now u be like Oga pump attendant even nah 1litre





4. When you are at the ATM queuing for money and someone is taking too long.https://partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Captain-picard-ATM.jpgAbi u dey text your ancestors








5. And after 5 minutes they withdraw 1000 naira.
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I’m judging you please.










6. SO the next person goes there and starts to withdraw all the money in the machine.
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BaBa where your conscience?








7. You finally get to the front of the long line and it says “Temporarily unable to dispense cash.”
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Are they following me from somewhere?









8. What about when you want to buy buka food, and you see the line like.
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Is this heaven?








9. But you endure because the woman’s soup is impeccable.
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The patient dog gets the best Jollof.









10. But you finally get to the front and they say dodo has finished.
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What is this life?









11. What about Nigerian banks?
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Customer care will tell you to join the complaints queue when you want to complain about the long deposit queue..








12. When you spend so long on the bank queues that you figure out the answers to Nigeria’s problems.
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Will Nigeria become better if the queues move faster?









13. Or when you queue all day for National ID Card and then they tell you it’ll be ready in two years.
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Are they bringing it from Heaven?








And finally,the one most of us hate to admit
14: You Are At a party waiting for your party rice(hu no like party jollof rice), then it gets to ur turn but the food finish just before you, then another one is shared from your left but wen its gets to ur turn same story, and d sharer be like "aww,dont worry i wu get something for you". But of course dats d end of the story
Then people ask you,hope you are having a nice time n u r like
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But deep inside u r like
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curled,edited from

:http://partyjollof.com/14-photos-you-can-relate-to-if-youve-ever-had-to-queue-for-anything-in-nigeria/

Lalasticla
Password : tonto dikes' pant

There are few heartbreakers greater than JAMB in Nigeria.
We share with you a common JAMB story we have never experienced (because no one will admit it) but almost certainly know someone who has (and is still denying it).

1. This is your fourth year writing JAMB, and you still don’t know anything.
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Why me Lord? My mates are already doing convocation.






2. But you want it to be your last time so you make counter measures.
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*dials lalasticlala number*







3. When the guy tells you to pay good money for dubs.
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How much do you want? Name your price.






4. When everybody is studying but you’re laid back because your guy will deliver.
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Not every time hard work, sometimes smart work.







5. One day before exams, and you are drinking to your distinction-in-waiting.
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To success!







6. Then you wait for the dubs to enter at 5am like the guy promised .
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Muzzbe bad network.








7. Seven a.m. Nothing.
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Hayy God!








8. So you just go to the exam hall in good faith, because you serve a living God.
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Lord, you know deep down I love you.






9. You smuggle your phone in. Just in case.
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No dulling.







10. Then you feel it vibrate, your home boy has delivered, and in your soul, you’re like.
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Value for money!








11. You check it, but instead of TYPE A answers,its from MTN asking you make vic o song as your callers tune
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This is how it ends







12. And you know you’re finished.
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Keep calm and be finished.







13. So you start shading the most attractive options for each question
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That word sounds nice. Muzzbe the correct answer.








14. People ask you how your exams were, but you say “We thank God”
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In all things, give thanks to God.





15. But you know deep down that you have to go and learn mechanic.
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Because this their Unifarsity sturv is not for everybody.

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halmeyd:
pls where did u download d mobile kora?

I was shared to me on one telegram group I join

I use mobile kora for live streaming of match .d app is always very fast to stream unlike mobdro. then showbox is very good for american movie stream n download,
mobdro doesn't load fast n buffers a lot

seunlayi:
root your phone, download titanium, use it to freeze the system manager. Contd enjoying your great phone

Guys please after resetting the phone then restoring the backup from titanium backup ,it is telling me "unfortunately system ui has stop" and d phone will go blank and sometimes it will show "unfortunately Google play store has stop" please any solution??

p.s d phone is rooted with kingroot

LORD pls help the government provide work for us all so we wud be busy on a Monday morning

Inkredible:
Yes... It's exclusive for 4.8 I guess. Uwc

pls how can I freeze application, I have successfully rooted the phone

Inkredible:
Just Kingroot version 4.8.0

I will try thanks

a. certain Esther from Facebook fell in love with me

Donpre:
Really?.... Which version of kingroot

pls how can I get new fonts without rooting??

Inkredible:
Rooted!!! Courtesy KINGROOT

with just kingroot or with system??

GOLD DIGGER

Goahead:
Huh.... Anyone

Baba can u give one out

lalasticlala, mynd44

Ask me out !! I swear I don't know how this work but it makes me just helpless

lalasticlala wake up mbok



4 d last pics people go think say u be satanic being

Me no no oo, lol