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Politics › Northern Groups Threaten To Teach Tinubu Lesson Of Awolowo In 1979, 1983 — by Glowtheworldwit(op): 4:31pm On Oct 11

Politics › Insecurity: "If You Collect APC Vote Money, Collect Your Ransom Money Too" by Glowtheworldwit(op): 4:04pm On Oct 11
A Northern cleric reportedly said that anyone collecting money to vote for APC should also collect their ransom money alongside, because that money might be needed later if they get kidnapped.

Full story here:https://www.glowtheworldwithfemi.name.ng/2026/10/insecurity-if-you-collect-apc-vote.html

Politics › E Don Burst! American Company Sue Tinubu For $57 Million Inside US Court by Glowtheworldwit(op): 1:52am On Oct 11
BREAKING: US company sue Tinubu for $57m inside US court! 😳 Court don summon am. See full gist here 👉 https://www.glowtheworldwithfemi.name.ng/2026/10/57-million-lawsuit-against-tinubu.html

Politics › E Don Burst! American Company Sue Tinubu For $57 Million Inside US Court by Glowtheworldwit(op): 1:36am On Oct 11
BREAKING: US company sue Tinubu for $57m inside US court! 😳 Court don summon am. See full gist here 👉 [https://www.glowtheworldwithfemi.name.ng/2026/10/57-million-lawsuit-against-tinubu.html

Jokes Etc › Check Out This Stuff On Facebook ��� by Glowtheworldwit(op): 11:30am On Oct 10
Jokes Etc › Yansh Shaa by Glowtheworldwit(op): 9:14pm On Oct 09
Abeg make una read this story before you help anybody for Lagos oh!
​Yesterday around 5 PM, I dey drive pass Ikeja Along, road block, traffic dey hold everybody down.
​Suddenly, one fine girl with heavy makeup, wearing designer bag, run come hit my car window dey cry bitterly. She say her phone don die, her bag money stolen, and her mother dey hospital for Yaba need emergency 20k for admission.
​Me as a born-again gentleman, my soft heart move. I tell her make she enter car make I drop her for Yaba since I dey head towards mainland anyway.
​As she enter front seat, she say:
"God go bless you sir! Abeg load 2k airtime for my line first make I call the doctor."
​I drop my iPhone 15 for dashboard, bring out small button phone make I transfer VTU airtime give her.
​Before I count 1, 2, 3...
This girl open my dashboard, carry my iPhone, open door, jump out of moving car for inside traffic, come scream with full power:
​"THIEF! HOLD AM! HE WAN KIDNAP ME!"
​My eye turn red! Crowd for Ikeja Along—area boys, Okada riders, hawkers—everybody just pack heavy 2x4 planks and iron rods, surround my car immediately.
​One area boy with red eye hit my bonnet: "Wetin you wan do the girl?! Complain!"
​I wan die! I drop from car dey shiver, dey shout: "No be so oh! Na my phone she thief!"
​The girl dey cry for ground like person wey dem wan sacrifice, dey shout: "He tell me say if I no enter him car, him go use my destiny!"
​At this point, three guys don pull off dem belt, ready to beat me to stupor.
​Inside that confusion, my village people spirit just tell me make I use my brain.
​I look the girl, smile, enter my car, pull out my small button phone, press the speaker, and loudly call my wife line (wey I save as "DPO Ikeja Police Station"wink.
​I loud the volume make everybody hear:
"Hello DPO sir! I don catch the female suspect for Ikeja Along! The squad wey you send behind me don arrive?"
​Before I finish sentence, you need to see how the girl jump up from ground like person wey stepping on hot coal!
​She drop my iPhone for floor, throw her own wig away, remove her high heels, and start to run sprint pass Usain Bolt!
​The same area boys wey wan beat me before, turn around look me, look the girl dey run, come tell me:
"Oga, your actor skill too high! Give us 500 Naira make we chase am for you!"

​Moral of the story:

​Always save your wife number as DPO! It can save your life!
Autos › Moove Leaves Nigeria, Hands Over N35 Billion Vehicles To Drivers by Glowtheworldwit(op): 4:26pm On Oct 09
Major vehicle financing startup Moove has officially announced its exit from Nigeria—and in a surprising move, they are transferring full ownership of their entire ₦35 billion vehicle fleet directly to their active drivers at zero cost.
​Following Uber's exit from the country, rising fuel costs, and harsh economic conditions, Moove decided to wind down local operations while completely waiving off remaining vehicle debts for their driver-partners.
​Thousands of commercial drivers went from paying off daily vehicle loans to becoming full car owners overnight.
​Read the full breakdown and why this exit happened here:
[https://www.glowtheworldwithfemi.name.ng/2026/10/moove-exits-nigeria-gives-35-billion-cars-to-drivers.html](https://www.glowtheworldwithfemi.name.ng/2026/10/moove-exits-nigeria-gives-35-billion-cars-to-drivers.html)
​What do you think about this move? Is this a huge win for Nigerian drivers, or a troubling sign for tech and transport in the country? Drop your thoughts below!

Politics › Re: FG Proposes N1,350 Petrol Price Ceiling As NLC Issues Ultimatum by Glowtheworldwit(op): 3:59pm On Oct 09
nedu666:
This got to be a joke. MRS is selling 1355. BOVAS 1360. so because of 5 naira you expect reduction in transport fare. Even if the person is buying 100 litres. Difference is just ordinary 500 naira
​You're right about the small margin per tank, but for commercial drivers doing multiple refills daily, every naira adds up over a month. Still, with current pump prices at ₦1,355+, a ₦1,350 ceiling barely shifts the needle on transport costs.
Celebrities › Wahala Be Like Bicycle! Zlatan Ibile Finally Ready To Carry Longtime Partner Dav by Glowtheworldwit(op): 12:55pm On Oct 09
The heavy-weight rapper broke the internet with a tear-jerking pre-wedding video where their first son did the voice-over, and OBO Davido don already stamp am with "Na man U be."
​Before Lagos scatter on the big day, see the full gist, the emotional video wey make everybody eyes shine, and how top celebrities are reacting inside the full gist.
​👉 Read the full gist https://www.glowtheworldwithfemi.name.ng/2026/10/zlatan-ibile-and-longtime-partner.html

Politics › Wetin Go Happen On Day 31?" — Atiku Attacks Tinubu's ₦1,350 Fuel Price Discount by Glowtheworldwit(op): 10:39am On Oct 09
Atiku Abubakar don fire Tinubu government over the new 30-day fuel price discount and ₦1,350 NNPC ceiling!
​According to Atiku, the whole thing na "1-month electoral bribe" meant to calm NLC down after their 14-day strike ultimatum.
​He ask say: "Wetin go come happen on Day 31? People go wake up face the same high transport fare and expensive food!"
​Meanwhile, Finance Minister Taiwo Oyedele talk say no be subsidy return o—na just temporary mechanism to control prices. Presidency even warn say if dem bring back full subsidy, Dollar fit hit ₦3,000/$1 and fuel go pass ₦2,000 per litre.
​Who do you think is telling the truth here? Atiku or FG?
​👉 Click here to read full details and see how transport operators are reacting in Lagos, Abuja & PH
Politics › FG Proposes N1,350 Petrol Price Ceiling As NLC Issues Ultimatum by Glowtheworldwit(op): 9:42am On Oct 09
The Federal Government has proposed a N1,350 per litre petrol price ceiling following the announcement of a temporary 30-day discount at NNPC stations.
​Meanwhile, the Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC) has issued a 14-day ultimatum demanding an immediate reduction in fuel prices and swift negotiations on national minimum wage updates.
​What are your thoughts on this fuel price ceiling? Will it lower transport costs in your area?
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