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SportsThe Book Of AFCON 13 Vs 1-12 by Godhelpus(op): 6:11am On Feb 01, 2013
The Book of AFCON 13 v 1 - 12,
The pastor 4rm the Pitch:-
1 And on that day when the Super
Eagles had gathered in the
burning
bush against the Ethiopians of the
eastern Desert, Keshi, the leader of
the delegates gave directions to
the people, but they listened not.
2 And Keshi knowing what
awaited him at Abuja knelt down
in his heart and cried unto the
heaven saying "My God, my God,
please do not forsake me, give me
only one chance."
3 As soon as he spoke those
words, the Lord heard his cry, and
the Holy Spirit descended on the
burning bush in the south of
Africa where the men had
gathered and
said to Moses the Son of Victor,
"Moses, go yea forth into the 18
yard box of the Ethiopians."
4 And Moses hearkened unto the
voice of the lord and ran into the
18 yard box of the Ethiopians. and
behold, a defender of the
Ethiopian
Army brought him down and
caused a penalty.
5 And when this had happened,
Keshi knew that the lord had
heard his prayers and used Moses
to
cause a big scare for the
Ethiopians. So he beckoned unto
Moses to open his ears to the
voice
of the spirit and hid the
commandments of the lord. 6 And
the spirit came unto Moses
again, saying "Moses, play ye the
ball into the left corner of the
Ethiopian net. And when Moses
had done this, the Eagles
recorded
their first goal in the burning
bush. 7 And the spirit drove
Moses into
the 18 yard box again and caused
another great scare in the
defense
of the Ethiopians which made the
keeper of the Ethiopian army
attack him unwisely and got a red
card from the Moroccan Judge of
the southern Court.
8 When this had happened, the
people could see the hand of God
on Moses. And Keshi knowing the
way of the spirit, said unto Moses
"because the lord had used you to
deliver the people of Nigeria out
of the hands of the deadly
Ethiopians, you shall go forth
again
and take the penalty.
9 Thus, as the lord would have it,
Moses brought down the Armies
of
the Ethiopians by placing the ball
beyond the reach of the make-
shift goal keeper who the
Ethiopians had brought against
him.
10 And when Mikel the son of Obi
saw this things, he became
jealous
and said in his heart "see this
small
boy, for him mind, e go dey think
say him play pass me now
because
say e score 2 penalty and I miss 1.
I go soon do am watin drogba do
Torres. Then him eye go clear."
11 And when the draws were
made, it was said that the Super
eagles of Nigeria would go to war
again with the eagles of Ivory
coast, where Drogba the son of
Didier was captain
12 When Keshi the son of Stephen
heard these words, he cried unto
heaven and said "My God, My God,
Why has thou forsaken me?
For he knew that the defeat
would be mighty, else the lord
send a
Prophet
Jokes EtcThe Book Of AFCON 13 Vs 1-12 by Godhelpus(op): 6:03am On Feb 01, 2013
The Book of AFCON 13 v 1 - 12,
The pastor 4rm the Pitch:-
1 And on that day when the Super
Eagles had gathered in the
burning
bush against the Ethiopians of the
eastern Desert, Keshi, the leader of
the delegates gave directions to
the people, but they listened not.
2 And Keshi knowing what
awaited him at Abuja knelt down
in his heart and cried unto the
heaven saying "My God, my God,
please do not forsake me, give me
only one chance."
3 As soon as he spoke those
words, the Lord heard his cry, and
the Holy Spirit descended on the
burning bush in the south of
Africa where the men had
gathered and
said to Moses the Son of Victor,
"Moses, go yea forth into the 18
yard box of the Ethiopians."
4 And Moses hearkened unto the
voice of the lord and ran into the
18 yard box of the Ethiopians. and
behold, a defender of the
Ethiopian
Army brought him down and
caused a penalty.
5 And when this had happened,
Keshi knew that the lord had
heard his prayers and used Moses
to
cause a big scare for the
Ethiopians. So he beckoned unto
Moses to open his ears to the
voice
of the spirit and hid the
commandments of the lord. 6 And
the spirit came unto Moses
again, saying "Moses, play ye the
ball into the left corner of the
Ethiopian net. And when Moses
had done this, the Eagles
recorded
their first goal in the burning
bush. 7 And the spirit drove
Moses into
the 18 yard box again and caused
another great scare in the
defense
of the Ethiopians which made the
keeper of the Ethiopian army
attack him unwisely and got a red
card from the Moroccan Judge of
the southern Court.
8 When this had happened, the
people could see the hand of God
on Moses. And Keshi knowing the
way of the spirit, said unto Moses
"because the lord had used you to
deliver the people of Nigeria out
of the hands of the deadly
Ethiopians, you shall go forth
again
and take the penalty.
9 Thus, as the lord would have it,
Moses brought down the Armies
of
the Ethiopians by placing the ball
beyond the reach of the make-
shift goal keeper who the
Ethiopians had brought against
him.
10 And when Mikel the son of Obi
saw this things, he became
jealous
and said in his heart "see this
small
boy, for him mind, e go dey think
say him play pass me now
because
say e score 2 penalty and I miss 1.
I go soon do am watin drogba do
Torres. Then him eye go clear."
11 And when the draws were
made, it was said that the Super
eagles of Nigeria would go to war
again with the eagles of Ivory
coast, where Drogba the son of
Didier was captain
12 When Keshi the son of Stephen
heard these words, he cried unto
heaven and said "My God, My God,
Why has thou forsaken me?
For he knew that the defeat
would be mighty, else the lord
send a
Prophet
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fire At Shoprite Ikeja Mall. by Godhelpus(op): 7:04pm On Jan 15, 2013
bini girl....
All thanks to you
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fire At Shoprite Ikeja Mall. by Godhelpus(op): 11:45am On Jan 15, 2013
about 5mins ago.
Nairaland GeneralFire At Shoprite Ikeja Mall. by Godhelpus(op): 11:43am On Jan 15, 2013
Fire at Shoprite ikeja mall. I saw it coming.Godhelpus...
Jokes EtcRe: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Godhelpus: 3:53am On Dec 29, 2012
Give me 1 create of cigarette and 1 packet of 33.....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Bankers' Warehouse Plc Is A Cheat And Slave Land. by Godhelpus(op): 1:43pm On Dec 28, 2012
Lots of evidence we've got here.
PoliticsBankers Warehouse Plc A Place Fill Of Lies And Deceit. by Godhelpus(op): 2:49pm On Dec 27, 2012
Central Bank Of Nigeria should becareful of bankers warehouse mgts,cos they are not managing there staffs well, 98% of them are suffering inclusive of the manager's, custodians, driver's and the securities they are the 1ce working hard for the company's progress,And wat they get back in return from the MD's office is lies there is no union in the Organization, we the staff needs help.SOS.Good people of Nigeria should help us and look into this matter.
Jobs/VacanciesBankers' Warehouse Plc Is A Cheat And Slave Land. by Godhelpus(op): 11:28am On Dec 27, 2012
Central Bank Of Nigeria should becareful of bankers warehouse mgts,cos they are not managing there staffs well, 98% of them are suffering inclusive of the manager's, custodians, driver's and the securities they are the 1ce working hard for the company's progress,And wat they get back in return from the MD's office is lies there is no union in the Organization, we the staff needs help.SOS.Good people of Nigeria should help us and look into this matter.
EventsRe: 12-12-12: One Of The Magical Dates, It Would Happen Again The Next 88years by Godhelpus: 9:00am On Dec 12, 2012
;D12 wisemen,,, ;D12 wisemen,,,

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