Vanquay:


That feeling when you dodge a 70m Pound Flop.

someone who has not even played more than 100 minutes in his new club is already a flop?, na wa

vickeybrown92:
Wait , you're telling me Morata has played 3
games for Chelsea without a goal and even
missed a penalty today 😂😂😂🤣

he played 64 minutes vs inter,12 minutes vs Bayern and 14 minutes today,

Leyqute:


Nobody paid 60 mullion for pedro

Plus pedro forced Cech into one fantastic save.

so because we paid 60m for him he should score every pk,he should determine the match he only played 15 minutes,13 which he played with 9 men?pls I know you are trolling but do it with sense

U

dopeJemi:
Don't worry guys, Morata will pick form in the Champions League, that's why we bought


Champions League FC
First touch FC


mumu club, for pre season una dey flex muscle with arsenal, ordinary community shield now una dey foam for mouth

New set up FC
we need new players FC
no fabregas in a two man midfield set up FC


Long may your woes and gnashing of teeth continue

Disgraceful

does this make sense to you?

P

GloryIsaac:
€70m!!!

this is the first time I am seeing him play since UCL final and he really impressed me.

Lana1:
60m for a bench warmer. But diggz ll still come and shout Maga United on our head...

as soon as I saw the line up I knew manure fans will come here,lol.

PietroRico:
Lmao.
See excuse for breaking your transfer record for a bench warmer.

as a man u fan why are you pained

F

hopefulLandlord:


I like Superman's character more than Jesus character

to be honest mate everyone is different and have different things they like

ToyinDipo:
Cont is contemplating loaning Morata, so he can push for the purchase of a first team CF,
however the teams chelsea are in talks with, are reluctant to add to their bench options - report.

lame

iPopAlomo:
Chelshit bid 35 million for Danny Drinkwater...


Banter season loading here...

banter for who

Ibime:


Do you know Matics contract status? Matic asked to leave last summer, Conte begged him for one more year. Again, Matic told the club he will not be signing new contract, so he gasto go. It's not every player that leaves that is the managers decision. Just like Chalobah asked to leave with one year on his contract, the club have no choice, ditto Traore who was in his feelings about being sent on loan to Ajax and got tired of the rigmarole.

aye,but it does change my stance,after his incredible drop in form,it was only a matter of time,we deserve better,we should get better

funlord:


So you are now helping nihilist deliver mail? Person wey don fagbo peckhamo sk finish come nack 3 cans of strongbow out of vex na him analysis you dey take serious?


Why don't you ask yourself why matic was such an integral part of your last 2 title wins? And also why was he the reason for fabregas having a throw pillow clause inserted into his last contract? And lastly Why oh why did conte prefer him in his midfield to a more technically proficient midfielder like cescu?

Therein lies the answer to your spam mail!

do you watch game of thrones?,if you do I wanted to compare you guys(NL manutd fans) to ser darvos,you guys really do know how to hype,if you buy yakubu today the guy is automatically the the world best,if mr matic was that good I don't MR conte would have bought bakalala

GMan650:


That makes 2 of us

that girl is too fine I first saw her in the hunger games

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ccc: lalasticlala

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pls sir my jupeb result/certificate is not out het,how can I buy the form

GMan650:


Shae you mean?

We'll have our different opinions abt how beautiful a person is cos one man's meat is.......... u knw d rest

mageary is the most beautiful iname of thrones for me

elrony:


And his counterparts weren't suffocated ba?

who?,kante?,mtceeeeeeeeeev,matic is one legged mothafucker my biggiest regret is didn't live up to his pontential after the first five months of his return and that we bought a dump called bakalala

Nihilist:


Hopefully not, cos Matic didn't shield the back 3 at all. Kante did.

I don't just understand if these people watch Chelsea last season,matic is a liability that was suffocated every time our midfield was pressed.

Akanniade:
Impressed with the onion knight. Best deal broker in GOT.

Was expecting Arya's arrival before Bran.

Ser Jorah healed too fast.

I dont think Olena will leave her gold for cersei to repay iron bank.

Cersie's punishment for Ellaria meaningless.

how was it meaningless

Leyqute:


Say Daddy. Daddy Man Utd

sir united winter is coming,we need to discuss important shits.

abeg man united fans abeg,na beg I dey beg ,make una dey go

Leyqute:


You just keep confusing yourself.

Madrid have been dominating el classicos for the most part just until the past decade. How hasn't Barca suffered in their hands? Puskas, Di Stefano, Ronaldo. Zidane. Raul, Luis Figo, R. Carlos all dealt with Barca before Ronaldinho and Messi emerged.

If someone has been beating you since early childhood till your teenage years and you manage to have the upper hand in your early twenties, doesn't it mean you have suffered in that person's hand?

Mr. Man go and look for the meaning of "accurate" on Google and stop wasting my time.

pls I beg you with whatever deity you fancy,don't quote me again,during johan cruffys tenure as coach barca(dream team) won the league 5 years ina row they defeated Madrid 5-0 in the camo nou,trashed them in almost every clasico,won their first ucl.a period madeid experienced their 32 or so drought in Europe.that was before messi/ronaldihno,they have had cruffy,rivaldo,ronaldoromario,laudrup,the list of barca greatest is endless,the 11-1 victocy in the 1940s involved franco's bullying,nough said.

dopeJemi:


people get burnt in their kitchen, I repeat nigga, if you can't stand the heat then get the fnck out the kitchen

no,I know the way around my kitchen,I know where my knives are and I know how to stab,beware your winter is coming

dopeJemi:


if you know nothing then please shut your mouth

Chelsea fans flooded our thread last season mocking my team and pogba nonstop, we didn't whine about it like bi.tch, if you can't take the heat then get the fnck out the kitchen

the kitchen is mine you came in like a theif but you have refused to leave,winter is coming for you.

dopeJemi:


was pogba your player last season? was man untied your club last season?

who gives a shit about pogba?,me,who gives a shit about manutd?,you constantly whine in our thread bunch of raped swines.

Leyqute:


You said Barca has dominated for the past 15 years. I said yes, and that Madrid has won more competitive el classicos than Barca overall.

I don't know what you want me to say again.

It seems you want me to quote you, or you just love arguing with yourself.

Okay. Up Barka. Baka 4 life.

Are you happy now?

I said barca have dominated in recent times in your response to barca have "suffered" in Madrid's hands,that's not just accurate,by the way I don't support barca, am a Chelsea fan

CapitalCee:



Attack the message not the messenger. We are not fighting, have a little decorum you sounded tooo frustrated TBH.

I think we are fighting,you guys have disturbed this thread enough with your morata propaganda, I keep reading man united bitching about morata,is he your player?is this your club?

CapitalCee:


Ofcourse he played with Italian defenders but scored 15 goals in 2 seasons in over 60 appearances. Is that the kind of striker you want to sign for 70m. Mbanu!

what the f*ck is wrong with you guys,why the f*ck do you guys want to die over Morata's issue,man united fan what's you business if we sign morata for 200m,how much did lvg spend?,and what the f*ck did he win

Leyqute:


You don't know what you're talking about. When it comes to competitive games, Madrid still have the upper hand at the moment, despite Barca's recent dominance. They've also scored more goals, including the 11-1 thrashing in 1943. (You see y d beef no fit end?)

Barca has only won more friendly matches (20W, 4L,10D) and Cops del Rey games. UCL, La Liga, Madrid dominate them. Still dominating their arssssses.

barca has been the most dominant in elclasico for the past 15 years,just about the same time I started watching the sport

Pls refute that with facts

dopeJemi:


name the prices we bought these players for

I seem to remember dimaria was your biggest buy at that point, dimaria was more expensive than Torres our most expensive flop

funlord:



In a team like yours even messi would eventually become a waste pipe! Just ask

1: Fernando torres

2: Andy shevchenko

3: Matias kezman

Fortunately we are not shekpe so go and worry about motorattaks current impotence on a soccer pitch and not about the transfer dealings of your soccer superiors!

but falcao,depay and dimaria,didnt quite make it here I recall,they were big money buys and all flopped,you guys have spent a hel lot of money during the last four years and still didn't win the league,u can troll Chelsea over anything but not matic,pls don't be ridiculous lol.

Leyqute:


Ahhhhh.

You have no idea how much Barca have suffered in the hands of Madrid.

The beef is everlasting!

they have both defeated each other the same number of times,but in recent history Madrid have been trashed more