₦airaland Forum

tobhykillz:
0GA SIR WHAT I MEANT IS THAT THE LETTER WILL HAVE D SCHOOL LOGO AND IT WILL BE STAMPED BY THEM!!.. M I GOOD 2 GO??

you would be giving NDA concrete reason to disqualify you

oldfoolnigger:
visit any govt primary school near u and buy one.highest 2k.I don't think this is an issue

it's an issue Sir.. ..the official stamp of the primary school he gave during his NDA and jamb registration must be on be certificate.....and there is no way d primary school will stamp that form if they aren't d ones that gave it to you.

tobhykillz:
THIS MAN JUST KILLED MY M0RALE!

sorry brother..... I wish u well that's why...
it's better you know this now that its not too late...

tobhykillz:
PLS OH.. I DONT HAVE A PRIMARY SCHOOL CERTIFICATE OR A TESTIMONIAL.. PLS CAN I USE A LETTER FROM THE SCHOOL.. SAYING I TRULY ATTEND THE SCHOOL AND STOPPED AT PRY 5??..

I NID YA QUICK RESPONSES

#I'M INTENDING TO USE THAT AT THE AFSB!

I advice you try everything possible to get that cert before afsb because they won't listen to you

libertymax:
u see plateau hia dey were around 600+ but like they were complaining that aroud 500 came for d exam dia girls alone were more than kd guys and babes join

in NDA all KD guys are not more than 250 including male and female ones

tobhykillz:
DID XSLAZE PER-TAKE IN THE EXAM??

Sure he did.....

libertymax:
coool guy u need see the way plateau guys plenty for.my centre they where the ones dat delayed us o how far kaduna una plenty?

Kaduna candidate not really much...

but total candidates were kinda much shaaa

Hmmmmmm I notice some people behaving not as officer that they will soon become.. ..

You guys need step up and behave like nobles that you all are. .

I wrote my exams at NDA permanent site,inside multipurpose hall.....we Kaduna state candidates sat at d front.....to d Glory of God the exam was OK.

plus I was with xlaze that same day.. .
I pray we make not just d 50 man list but also d final list...

love you guys .....

Madawaki01:
Last lap,prepare,pray,come,endure,manage and pass out.
Thats the general idear

I respect you brother.....
Ekoson followed your path and he is a cadet today...

The God who did it for you both is still alive today and will do it for us here....

Be safe... Stay strong for your struggle is but a matter of time...Good thing is;we'll all excel by God's Grace

ekoson95:
Okay, so I’ve been planning on writing this for a long time; but I’ve just been too lazy………just had to kick my head out of my ass to post this.
This is probably gonna be the last meaningful post from me for a while, so for all intending cadets – clean your eyes and listen to me. And please note that whatever I post here is my own personal view and opinion as well as experience – which means u’re responsible for how you understand or interpret it, as it is for infotainment purpose ONLY.

………finally, it’s gonna be a little bit lengthy, so if you’re a lazy reader like me, just close this page, bcoz it’s gonna be pretty booooring.

I don’t even know where to start from………………okay, now lets begin with the

NDA ENTRANCE EXAMINATION (NDAEE)
This smoke exam is the first stage of separating the wheat from the chaff (Oww….sounds awful), and usually, not more than 5% are selected (I said selected, not pass). The goodnews is that unlike JAMB you don’t have to bother about ur NDAEE score as only the BEST 50 are selected from each state. If u don’t make it, doesn’t mean you’re dull, but it means u’re villagemen stepped up their game real good.
However, as of 68RC (my course), they didn’t just select the best 50 straight up, rather it was segmented and stratified according to the faculties in the ratio of 15:10:5:20 for Arts/Social Sciences, Engineering, Military Sciences and Sciences respectively. The implication is that you might be a very smart/intelligent/brilliant Engineering applicant from your state, in fact you might be the 11th person with the highest IQ; but on how u don’t make the top 10 of Engineering applicants, you wont be shortlisted……..while a not-so-smart dimwit who applied to Arts or Sciences might be shortlisted. This is because of the quota allotted to each faculty.

You can see that in the NDAEE you greatest enemy is your fellow faculty-mate from the same state. If I were you, I will pray that they are all dumb-asses. Just kidding!

On the exam day, help yourself and follow all instructions religiously, go with all necessary credentials, right size of photograph, HB pencil etc. Manage, patch, langa and pass the exam.


THE ARMED FORCES SELECTION BOARD (AFSB)

So you’ve passed the NDAEE and ur name is among the top 20, 15, 10 or 5 from each faculty in ur state – congratulations! Now you’ll be feeling like you’ve done what Napoleon didn’t do; don’t worry……that is just the beginning. You’re still closer to zero than infinity.
The screening/selection process is quite comprehensive and elaborate, almost 50% of the shortlisted applicants will go home – mostly from the credentials and medical screening. Better beg all ur village witches to allow you.

When the non-essentials have been sieved out, then comes the main competition between you and ur fellow villagemen – help yourself and distinguish yourself either intellectually, physically or otherwise; but if you’re so dull that you cant stand out………….then pray that all ur other fellow faculty mates from your state die before facing the Selection Board (Don’t say I’m the one that told you).

For specific details about the AFSB, refer to an earlier post on the comprehensive post on the AFSB……….dont tell me you cant find it.

And please, when going to NDA old site for the screening, go with cash…lots of it. The AFSB is the sweetest and easiest part of the NDA story……….you wont understand.


RESUMING FOR TRAINING AT THE ACADEMY

Wow, now that you’ve made the final list as a selected or reserved cadet, you’re happy beyond measure…………and prior to resumption you’ve started wearing camou shorts or face-cap, using fake dog-tags as well as camou wallet. Issorait! I understand you’re very happy and having too much joy, but don’t be carried away – it is the beginning of your problems.
You, on your own, you will regret the day you used your own money to buy NDA form. Some of you will dash (cowardice and run), some will die (no bad wishes), many with broken legs, and hands.

This quote below is what they told us before our resumption, I thought it was smoke:

N0 matter what language used, Cadet Okedi is right. Saturday is d begining of 0ur pr0blems. We've s0ld 0ur freed0m,relaxati0n,luxury life, even 2 sleep, eat or 2 drink even water will n0 l0nger b 0ur right but a privilege. We'll f0rget h0w 2 smile & laugh. Even basketm0uth's j0ke w0nt make us grin let al0ne smile. We're g0ing 2 have our butts kicked,have our heads gr0und. We're g0ing 2 hunch,hang,nack pushups,f0rward r0le & pin heads.We're g0ing 2 embrace different kinds of beating & drilling. Insults & bad w0rds. Our new names'll be bastard,barga,etc we'll even prefer being called cl0wns. We're g0ing 2 feel malice bt it's regimentation.We'll feel like we're in hell.D h0t sun will change 0ur c0mplexi0n.We'll gr0w dark,thin.Br0ken b0dies & br0ken b0nes all 0ver. Shifted waists & disl0cated j0ints. Many of us'll regret dey ever applied 4 d 1st time.Many will dash. I'll nearly carry on. Let us understand what we r abt t0 face & accept it wit a clean mind. Our superi0r officer cdt Okedi is right. Cl0wns Sit up!


You think u’re a big boy right? You will see yourself drinking water from toilet pipes and sinks, you will hunch sotey frog go see you shout coursemate; sitting on your ass will be a rare privilege – you sit on your head. You will find yourself going for one week without taking your bath. On that first day of resumption, you will nearly see the gates of hell – tasting death without dying………but you must not dash.

In the end, it is only he who perseveres that win………..for gold must pass through fire. Get something to motivate you to stay – like your Mom or even your girlfriend.

Personally, my own method of survival was segmenting each day into its accompanying parades. I pray that the Almighty grant me the grace to survive every parade as it comes….because in the academy, it is DAY-BY-DAY.

Just get ready for a tough life ahead, where no one will tell you sorry; and I will make you do it, even against your wish.


I gotta stop here, if anyone has any meaningful question that has not been answered, ask me regimentally.





Ayam going ooo.


Cc: Captainbang, NLProblemChild, timmykaydude, tobhykillz, SammieLowKey

My brothers in arms: Xslaze3xd, godwils3, arcike, kodext, demo4ril97, rawswag and all my ex race-mates. I salute!

Thanks a lot bro, you really inspired me.....one good thing I admire about thee is thy love and passion for we that are yet to be admitted even thou you're a step ahead of us.....

We'll do well brother, and we'll join you at the Academy come September....
I pray God Almighty see us through all that we might encounter in this journey.....

Be strong... It might not be easy but there is an end...and the end will always justify the means....

Myself and brothers here appreciate you and your effort towards making our future encounters not be a strange one.......
God bless and keep thee.....Ekoson.

ekoson95:
Candidates......manage and pass the entrance exams; as easy as it is, it holds 50% of ur chances of getting into my father's academy.



Meanwhile, we're on break now, so if u have any meaningful question (that has no been answered before), don't hesitate to ask.

I wish y'all the best of luck......I'll be waiting for you come September, 2017.

Welcome home brother...
I have no more questions.... Your wisdom, knowledge and paths shall I, your boy, follow.....

tobhykillz:
L0L IF YOU THINK S0

What do you think

nnamdi1998:



How's Alex badeh?

very much okay.... hoping not to disappoint by atleast been in d 50 man list ..... No godfather can influence NDA exams. ...
only God Almighty

nnamdi1998:
Please Ignore this bastard! HE IS A FRAUD/SCAM or whatever you call him


And he just ran mad last week, and we have been looking for him to chain him up and give him his rabies drug... But dude disappeared with his poor mother's phone, and is obviously now using it to take his madness to an international level cry..... His condition is really dangerous and contagious... please if you see him, Do not, I repeat DO NOT TRY TO CAPTURE HIM ALIVE.. Please kill him and report back to his Family members... His death certificate has already been signed and sealed... Thanks and God bless 69rc

lolxx I will complete the task myself....the mad dude shouldn't be breathing by tomorrow

YhungPablo:
I gat no worries even tho i never open my books.

jazz no deh influence NDA exams iooo. ..lolxxx
just having fun with peoples post and comments

loved21:
Should u b scared? What type of question is that?

I can't stop laughing.,
No he should be jumping. ..
that guy couldn't have been from my state (Kaduna)

nnamdi1998:
You're just a nincompoop!!! You'll never see your name in afsb list.


You want to join the military and you can't obey simple instructions.I pity you!

lolxx brother why you vex like this na.....
shaaa that guy sheet for Church oooo chaiii

blackened:
Bee long i posted on here... Clowns how is the morah?

Welcome brother, hope you applied

tobhykillz:
jamb exam na may oo

And jamb is suppose to come before NDA ee

nnamdi1998:
By God grace sir!

I Trust thee

tobhykillz:
26days to nda ee

It's possible NDA might postpone their exam....because by then jamb has not finish writing their own exams

tobhykillz:
br0 pLs can i have ur Fb i.d?

Sure Bro..... Cephas Bawa Magaji

Meet you there......

tobhykillz:
i'M fine 0h boss!

I sight you Bro

Nahdeh:
Any special consideration by NDA for those that chose NDA as first choice in jamb?

Lol brother dem no beg you to chose them as your first choice Na......
I advice you study hard using the compendium...

Just be prepared....

tobhykillz:
y0u are weLcome with the Warmest Hug!!

Thanks Bro..... Na me hug you pass
Hope you're doing just fine.....

nnamdi1998:
see this guy

Hey clown howfar

Hope you're preparing real hard

You ought to be a cadet this year.....


Lol

wow I missed all of you guys...... it's been a while, and am seeing lots of new faces here..... how are we all??

ekoson95:
Oh boy, 69RC clowns got no chill o. Manage and make the final list... don't forget to pray for us your immediate elder brothers, will be waiting for you in our father's academy.

Xslaze3xd, Samlan, Blackened, BadBullet etc - keep the flag flying.

I don't think you still remember our last conversation..... but Bro God's favour will never part from you I pray.

Ekoson also made d list.........

arcike:
Amen bro...but I don't really c aca as a do or die affair...hv attended afsb 2tymz..but nw am studying a course of my choice am just contemplating if i should block someone space nxt yr...or just go 4 short service...but all d same bro itz airforce or notin...c u at d top someday..

we will keep in touch Sir

arcike:
Pls and pls Wat all of us should b doing is 2 pray we mk d list... Tho I count my self out cos I know my fate

But b rest assured so many of us wil mk d list dat I can assure u of... Congrats in advance

So young, yet filled with d right words.....May God see you through......

maryjane1997:
hwfar u na,hw moral

moral is at d lowest level. ooooo.....don't bother asking why ..