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cloaked: ...Engineering physics!

cloaked: ...cool fin cutie!...i guess we belong 2 same faculty!

Hausa: haaa, story.
Laughing in greek
Place where i don live sef.
Ire-akari estate to be precise.

biggiesoft: gbam!!!!..word !!!my lady

kuiye: K, am trying 2 kip my mind off Oau, but I can't can someone pls tell me something, like em....... Like, wat are d courses dat am goen 2 offer

cloaked: ....i've said this once and....still gon repeat it for the sake of this "critique slash critics slash criticism" matter!...

"...only an intelligent fool would make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction ( i.e make things simpler)...."

IMHO, pls lets end the discussion about "the critique" here!

PS: Seniorita GodzBeloved, wah major were you offered to study!?...#reallycurious

Hausa: @ d mainland. U?

Olastep1: na wa o. So all this e-criticism is going on right behind me, huh? I think i should drop my macintosh and pick up my bullet-proof vest cos i may be hit by a stray e-bullet.
This gloatfenk never cease to amaze me... I can see u have a great flair towards writing but u dont realy know the basics. Permit me d sharp criticism. Trust me, i wouldnt call ur writings a peom. I would rather call it a figurative write-up. A poem dont just start from no where n ends somewhere. It doesnt involve so much slangs n abbreviations. My guy, i'm not poisoning ur mind. I'm telling u in a better position, that is, that u shud try learning what poems means. Do a little googleing.
And dont forget in a poem, u dont loose contact with ur audience. See, there's nothing bad if u accept what i said. The fact remains i strained my eyes to get 75% of what u mean. Though, its not bad but u can do better....

*wears my bullet proof vest already*

Hausa: hmmmm, lagosians full here ooo, eko o ni baje

Hausa: good remark.

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but...
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...you spoilt d whole thing with d 'mark my words' u used.
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thats like stabbing someone in d heart and forgetting to remove the knife...
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...leaving d person cold.
Am not hapi wit dat

Emmanuel6: I feel what u feel. I've writn at lst 30 poems since i was a kid, though over 20 got lost when we were moving. Bt i mst tel u, wen u're told by ur heart 2 giv criticism, give it because u jst might b saving a life.
ONE LOVE KEEP US TOGETHER.

Fynestboi: Pls were can i get oau past questn. @ surulere, mushin, itire?

Hausa: a lot of pple here will actually be shaking their heads for u in silent mode.

Hausa: uve got a point in d reading aspect. Not evribody will hav d time to read it.
Like me, i stop reading from d 3rd line, then i scroll down and continue d last 2 or 3 lines.
Am just bein honest

Hausa: na lie.
Criticism is all bout blasting, lambasting, name it.
Dat balance word shud not be used.
Dosnt exist when criticism comes to play

gloatkenf: Madam, if at all I get P or Ps, that would only be Progress or Plenty proper prosperities, aye, though none here is without a (P)roblem ma, not even you ma! Thanks for pointing out flaw or flaws pungently ma, there are kinds of ways of giving people items of advice my big sis, the polite way is jammily o'er there, the insinuative way is also right there at that bizzare corner. But you ehn, on purpose ehn, left the easier path of pointing out my flaws for that tiny, fealty and thorn-riddened corner to address my address... Madam, every living soul has a flaw but I think you don't ma... Whenever you wanna point out peoples flaw ma'am, point it out not in an amateurish way but a somber or sobrieth way rather... Mama the mama, I go have lone or twain peep at your so called flaw in my work at least once more if at all I sight a jot of sensitive blemish in my work via the same... Mtchewwwwwwwwww... Not even satana could pause the work Abba has set to roll non-stop...

gloatkenf: Madam, if at all I get P or Ps, that would only be Progress or Plenty proper prosperities, aye, though none here is without a (P)roblem ma, not even you ma! Thanks for pointing out flaw or flaws pungently ma, there are kinds of ways of giving people items of advice my big sis, the polite way is jammily o'er there, the insinuative way is also right there at that bizzare corner. But you ehn, on purpose ehn, left the easier path of pointing out my flaws for that tiny, fealty and thorn-riddened corner to address my address... Madam, every living soul has a flaw but I think you don't ma... Whenever you wanna point out peoples flaw ma'am, point it out not in an amateurish way but a somber or sobrieth way rather... Mama the mama, I go have lone or twain peep at your so called flaw in my work at least once more if at all I sight a jot of sensitive blemish in my work via the same... Mtchewwwwwwwwww... Not even satana could pause the work Abba has set to roll non-stop...

gloatkenf: Big bro lols, don't contrast this era with Shakespear's era, the gene/ the inborn ability matches though but the styles at which a sensitive poet insert into his works varies guy, abstract, you made me laugh out loud, guy, who transfered to you that am an ordained bard, am yet a learner, pen yourr and let's vie cos of the same on this poem matter... Guy, don't victimise baselessly, Shakes' just didn't become the just now fore for ever Shakes within a macro sec. besides, your words stinks so so laced with sinisterous remarks and kind of pinchy but who cares about any that dares but hey, that ain't me first penning, munch that, hundreds had been published and had been supra-rated, ask www.google.com bro who the hell on earth seeks your sloppy ratings? Abi nah, say more guy...

Lickingleks: madam, wich 1 u don ryt? Gloatkenf, nyc 1 jare. If at dis age, u're able 2 deliber8ly depict confusion in an appealin manner, i cn only dare 2 imagine wat u'ld do in d nxt 10 yrs. Godzbeloved, no offence is intended, bt such criticism at dis stage cld ruin a persn's drimz. Leave him be pls

gloatkenf: Bro thanks, please, try and board a bus back to my title, which is what ehn? "I AM CONFUSED, NO AM NOT." Bro, a poem with such a title isn't necessarily ment to be mild, it's ment to be stringent to comprehend, even by anybody... Not all poems are ment to be easily comprehensive pal, go and read few of shakespeares you go faint... But thanks for your interest...

TOSIN ACCA: Lazarro's last movie polarized viewers: while many ------- the filmfor its artfully directed scenes, others ------- it for being inaccessible.
(A) praised . . extolled
(B) disparaged . . blamed
(C) regarded . . commended
(D) admired . . endorsed
(E) lauded . . criticized
NB: answer to the last question was redoubtable.
Only HERMIENART AND BINTI GOT IT.

massmedia: sorry guyz i din't mean to offend anybody,,,i shud probably not av used dat word,,,,it's temilade hostel influence on me o lyk e rightly said


hope my apology is accepted

Hausa: its close

Hausa: i av been thinking d same.
Could be disastrous

Hausa: thanks for giving d verdict.
I was thinking of exactly what to comment until u rescued me

massmedia: see mumu of d highest order,,,u av been givin acoz and don't know details about it,,,,hey mr idiot it's ba for political science not bsc....u ar in d social sciences

gloatkenf: All rice, gbam...

I am confused, nah I am not.

[b]Now I am off
I beave sighs of relief like I cough
Written by on my palm are my possessed expectations
Taking this tiny grace I need visiting Psalms
The fourty-first
Ought to have been the first afore the second
But thanks to for He understands every stand.
O the broken synagogue is useless!
O I knelt therein, genuflected and the requests sank via shekinah and were endorsed!
So, don't adjudge, He knows what's what.
Now off is to the rampart of the same
Back here to which of these wailing ways is witty with to win
For I don't belief in being confused
But which mode is this?
Confused
As if I were dissed
Just the doves perhaps naught in lambs raiments
Who should I go with?
In whose embrace should my soul fly away with?
I am confused
No am not
I am just about living for the north
But here I am
Dining direly with the rest three states
Which kind of fate is this?
These belles are some thingummy drainers of my sure spirit
My heart's hale but very full of void
What on earth should I name this?
This right?
These right?
Those and that right?
All is as the assaults
Entertaken even by Him
I meant the sinful spittles
The hauls of sloppy stones
The campaigns of calumny while the cross
Was yet all o'er as a shoulder-high
Just on the unjust lane toward the tainted Golgotha
Aye, but now the same the JPs went past to say prayer
Is this how smartly rough the routes to affirming
One's purpose is, in here?
O am fed up!
Of this wearied world, no hype!
Inspite, the weak is seen hyping up the hale type
Almost, just as
Just like a stagnant state toward 'em but o that's seriously sick
I wept for only heads that have no sight could see me speeding
Gloaters with wide laughter are many of my mates
So I am confused but not
Aye am not but I don't get this
I get this
Okay but why should love loan me a long term illness?[/b]

gloatkenf: All rice, gbam...

I am confused, nah I am not.

[b]Now I am off
I beave sighs of relief like I cough
Written by on my palm are my possessed expectations
Taking this tiny grace I need visiting Psalms
The fourty-first
Ought to have been the first afore the second
But thanks to for He understands every stand.
O the broken synagogue is useless!
O I knelt therein, genuflected and the requests sank via shekinah and were endorsed!
So, don't adjudge, He knows what's what.
Now off is to the rampart of the same
Back here to which of these wailing ways is witty with to win
For I don't belief in being confused
But which mode is this?
Confused
As if I were dissed
Just the doves perhaps naught in lambs raiments
Who should I go with?
In whose embrace should my soul fly away with?
I am confused
No am not
I am just about living for the north
But here I am
Dining direly with the rest three states
Which kind of fate is this?
These belles are some thingummy drainers of my sure spirit
My heart's hale but very full of void
What on earth should I name this?
This right?
These right?
Those and that right?
All is as the assaults
Entertaken even by Him
I meant the sinful spittles
The hauls of sloppy stones
The campaigns of calumny while the cross
Was yet all o'er as a shoulder-high
Just on the unjust lane toward the tainted Golgotha
Aye, but now the same the JPs went past to say prayer
Is this how smartly rough the routes to affirming
One's purpose is, in here?
O am fed up!
Of this wearied world, no hype!
Inspite, the weak is seen hyping up the hale type
Almost, just as
Just like a stagnant state toward 'em but o that's seriously sick
I wept for only heads that have no sight could see me speeding
Gloaters with wide laughter are many of my mates
So I am confused but not
Aye am not but I don't get this
I get this
Okay but why should love loan me a long term illness?[/b]

juniorstar: QUESTIONS ON MY MIND
1 Will the school provide the bed while the freshers provide the mattress
2 i am a newly admitted medical student and would not like to stay in ANGOLA HALL Cos i prefer FAJ no offense please is it possible.
3 why did it take OAU just 6 hrs to successfully score the script/shading paper/OMR SHEET of almost 38000 candidates but it is now taking the school close to 10 months and counting to upload the e-portal not to talk of the commencement of registration even though some candidates myself included had printed the admission letter late september 2012
4 i hope this is the only time wastage i would experience during my stay at the college of health sciences because 6 yrs is just enough since housemanship and nysc will consume 1 yr each
5 i noticed/observed that each student has a cupboard/locker is it rented or purchased ready made pls i need answers.
6 at this stage i.e yr 1 is a notebook or laptop needed
7 at this stage everything just look dry e portal, house etc nothing much happening just sleeping, chopping if there is anything like that doing house chores , reading! reading!! reading!!! like no a man business preparing my students for waec at a tutorial
8 lastly, why should i be the first to be admitted among those who wrote the last utme in my area but the last to leave . herein lies the true saying the first shall be last and the last shall be first . i returned and say under the sun that the race is not to the swift nor the battle to the strong, neither bread to men of UNDERSTANDING nor yet FAVOUR to men of SKILLS, but TIME and CHANCE happeneth to them all. words of my father king solomon
keep da faith freshers OLUWA IS INVOLVED!
let me post the conclusion of the whole mattter fear God, keep his commandment for this is the whole duty of man

massmedia: Latest information tells me that we are likely to resume JULY 14....

Don't ask me where i got my info from

massmedia: Am an ex-pdite 2012 set...i rep Temilade hostel na we b d awo hall for oau pd.......