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massmedia: Are u sure we freshers are resumin march4...(bcoz d information on resumption is not yet official)...i mean d march4 date has not been confirmed on oau website...

When are we guyz also goin to start accomodation clearance for freshers,,bkoz dat of final year student have already started....

Will you be patient?

biggiesoft: no wonda ur papa pursue u cmot 4 ows@prodigal...pipul lyk una no fit liv 4 awo hall na vex go giv u muscle pul 4 neck..do i nid 2 spel it owt i woz only jokin...bance gay patner

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Hausa: dat wasnt my point. If resumption is 4th march, den 25th is too close for preparation.mind u dis february is just 28days

I saw somewhere that online registration starts 4th March and also that Freshers are to resume 4th March, while Stallites would resume 11th March. Well, I'm not sure tho, I don't understand OAU.

Olastep1: u wan make i arrange 4 u, huh? I think u shud tel me d sizes u want.... But if u want anyone, i no fit shout o. I can even dash u miss law n this Toni or God'sbeloved.

....no be me talk am o o o o o

*adjusts glasses* you say??

So since 1994, Naija finally won this! My prayers dint go in vain! Whoop Whoop!!!

Shegux: i jst stroll cum here o,hw una dey o hapi 4 dose of u dat were admtd at oau anyway sha dey dash me 192 4 dia wicked putme bt aaua don admit me nd dey give me d course i want.gudluck nd apines in ur endeavors

lol. . .people are funny sha. They 'dash' u ke? Abi that's wah u got.... Congratz on ur admission into AAUA.

Shegux: i jst stroll cum here o,hw una dey o hapi 4 dose of u dat were admtd at oau anyway sha dey dash me 192 4 dia wicked putme bt aaua don admit me nd dey give me d course i want.gudluck nd apines in ur endeavors

lol. . .people are funny sha. They 'dash' u ke? Abi that's wah u got.

I'm jus praying that i wouldn't be put in MOZ when I get to skul,altho God's will shud be done all the same. I remember when I stayed there for my putme, we were close to 25,if not more,in the room(12 original students and the rest of us were putme candidates) and d room sef small. OAU ehnnn.

TOSIN ACCA: GOOD ADVHCE. HOWEVER, LET'S TAKE PEOPLE FOR WHO and WHAT THEY ARE.
C'mon, IF YOU ARE IN ROME ...

Behave like those in Rome.... Okay!

slybrolin: hey bro, it's to my chagrin dt u would have d slightest hope dt any other party would deem it apt to interfere in u guys little competition; more of a bragging right event. It dis-heartens me greatly when u feel no Law aspirant joined. D nub, quintessence and of course point of a discussion is to educate cos afta d whole drama a concession would be agreed on; hence, a new lesson will be learnt. Bt urs gave no room 4 such, cos d verbosity, grandiloquence and complexity of ur words were a tad too much than what is needed here. Do u think its every tom, dick, and harry dt can operate in dt level or knows d meaning of dis words. In as much as d topic u guys were discussing is a very important 1 bt I must be frank u guyz made a pig's ear out of d whole issue. If u need participation next time try words dt can be understood by all and sundry. Am nt against vocabularies cos its evident in my writing dt am a big fan of it jst dt too many cooks spoil d broth, everything should be in moderation. Seeing u made mention of law students, good command of d language is 1 of d paraphernalia dt are need 4 a successful practice, dnt knw if u 1 of ours bt on behalf of d whole Law crew in d building/house I give our sincere apology 4 nt joining in it and on a personal level nw I love ur styles both of u should keep it up, blending dem in with easily comprehensible words mke dem a delight to read

Just what I've been thinking! U make sense jare!

See ehn, you people, I understand that you people can speak and blow big grammar but please, for the sake of others(like me) who don't know 'big english', please speak simple english. Blowing grammar won't get us anywhere,it will only cause headache for others...so please,be considerate,eh. It is better to speak a few simple words and get the good attention of others than to speak a thousand big words and not carry anybody along... Peace!

I must confess I have learnt A LOT from this. Wish I had seen something like this months ago. Well,it's not too late to start putting them into practice. Thank you very much! God bless!

gloatkenf: [b]Lols, you don't wanna see me start supplying solid sinisterous stuffs, the sibilance of 'em matching out of my medulla oblongata is what cremated trillions the other day! Perhaps, let me say your comprehensive agility lacks the core tenacity to withstand, vie and then mould out kinds of indupitable items out of my afore-words. Kid, if there wasn't yesterday believe me, am still on my stance, can't thrust naught, stubborn beyond that cat fish in thy pepper-laced-soup, there would never be this morny, o guy, failing today, Heaven forsake and endorsed, needn't make you quit nor make you man the mentality that progression is no more within the f*cking rampart of your f*cking jurisdiction, lols, see me see wahala nah, ekede gba mi nah, this guy won exist in the present only, then let me guess, you don't have a birthday... O guy, you are just another uh wey won exist in the morrow by skipping this day/ or just now. All rice, my Kjv bible wouldn't be up there if it wasn't penned, Jesus' name and other preter-natural monickers mayn't be if He wasn't born in that malodorous manger, oaf, who told thee that stinking goliathic shit in the form of a tit-bit ment for only a tit or tits to conceive, that Jodekss cleaves to the past or stony ages shapes, F*ck, my birthname is EMMANUEL nah, I am me and alters as Heaven pleases, here in my flat, elongated, huge, terrying and marked metarcapals is a NOKIA cellular, lump, if I held unto the pultrid ramparts of the shit that you muttered the other upstairs, I wouldn't be on Nairaland, let alone pitter-pattering with a few scolds in a saga disguise but gaga, perhaps in general, in generalty perhaps that's sick, in generalty, I spoke nah, but only permitting into this vase moulded by you the real reality nought to maintain a stagnancy as a result of anyone's perhaps repulsive past phases... Lols... Gbagbe osi, exeunted, decipher...well...well...lols jo...exeunted jare...[/b]

To be honest, you and Olastep are really derailing this thread. I've been followin ur convo and i've not see much sense in it. I don't know if it's just me. Well,no offence intended. Just saying my own.

[quote author=hausa(d return)]d oau site aint even going tru[/quote]yeah. I tried it too.

humbleboyy: wats up sis, this is AFRICA rules are destined to be bent....Even your presido @aso villa is aware of the under-ground ****** that happens within his cabinet. Same applies to OMOLE nd is fellow colleagues they are all aware of this space buying nd selling @ife• The act is prohibited on paper buh its allowed in reality....ehm you can say its illegitimatly-legal

Lol. I see. Okay na

destineguy: Kudos to everyone who has bin making this page lively......notice to freshers-eportal will be opened on or before 15th for accommodation,so get on top gears!! If you'll wish to sell bed space pls call/text me 07062339394.

thought it was an offence to sell/buy bed spaces. Has d rule changed?

Evening,peeps! I had a great day today! I saw a friend of mine who's moving into Part 2,Geography,OAU. She told me a whole lot of things and I thought it wud be nice if I let you guys know too.

-The first thing you need is GOD, always put God first in all you do.

-Don't allow the fact that you've entered skul get into your head. Some of us might want to get carried away with the joy of being an undergraduate buh lets do it with moderacy.

-Your first year matters a lot,do whatever you can to make ur G.P in the first year to be high so you wudn't have problems with that in d future. So read,read,read and PRAY.

-Always be humble so you can learn new things frm others. If you were the best student in ur sec skul,don't come with that mentality cuz u'd c many ppl who are a lot more brilliant. So be humble.

-Know yourself,don't compare urself with others. Know your lecturers too,so u wudn't do wah they dnt like. Meet superiors.

-Take enough GARRI and INDOMIE and provisions along with yu when you're going..

I know we know these things buh then, it is important that we keep reminding ourselves so we don't lose it. May God help us!

TOSIN ACCA: I've been trying to post since...my battery has really been a pain in the neck.
@miss law, binti,hermienart,phumiejewel:
I'm sorry for not making it up to you guys yesterday.
We shall be testing ourselves on PHRASAL VERBS this week. I guess you've got an ace up your sleeves coz I'll make the answers as elusive as possible for you to get .I don't think am daring any one(let your answers do the replying).
HERE COMES THE VOCABULARY POSER OF THE DAY:
Give a phrasal verb whose meaning is TO HAVE A MEAL IN A RESTAURANT,etc, RATHER THAN AT HOME.


NB: BINTILAYE 101 IS LAST WEEK'S WINNER.@ ALL: STAND UP FOR THE CHAMPION

To EAT OUT.

Oluwatobi09: Tank u God! Biochemistry! I'm admitted.

Congrats!

Nairalane: @all, as said previouly, ur names (merit & supplementary) are foreaccessed on Jamb site. Neglect the Oau upgrade watchout now and gather the fees: ranging from #20,000 acceptance fee to #40,000 the sum up. I.e, more than 20k but nt abv 40k. The earlier u gather,the earlier u pay, the earlier u re confirmed by d bank, screened ,register for electives and then be at a rest mood ready for classes.

From the info we have at hand now,it's like we won't start lectures until the third week in march,right?

Nairalane: @omodad,i highly detest irrational argument. Read my post again and u will notice u lacked "inference" b4 putin up ur belligerent post liked by ur likes. Now check my 3paradigms; I have been repeating this severally: OAU eportal has been regularly irregular-(the reality we passed tru.) That is part of the cross u ve to bear b4 becomin a student even though,unsuitable-(too bad). Pls, pls, pls, just be calm. U will soon be tired of checking the eportal.-(words of comfort) But if u re tired of OAU, YABATECH is not far-(a light joke to end my epistle). But but................... Moreover, accounting,microbio,economics, medcine etc at found wanting in YABATECH. Pls my dear Omodad,grow up. May God be with u.

In my own opinion,it wasn't right of you to have made that last sentence. The advice was okay and twud have been more appreciated if u hadn't added ''if u r tired of OAU, YABATECH is not far". U shud consider the kinda jokes u'll make next time. Put urself in our shoes and i'm sure u wudn't like such a joke. Peace!

michealade: i did pd nau,gat a lot of frnds wu wia admittd

What's ur 2go username pls?

Nairalane: Happy weekend to u all. Teaser, binti , miss law, Godzbeloved and the rest. May God Spare your lives for HIS WILL alone.

Amen ooo! And yours too!

Teaser4: that's no problem,jamb doesn't send ur details to school.

Wow. Thank you!

Hausa: na so o. But heres d game plan. Charge all ya fone batteries full, and browse while u stand. U wont even knw when it will reach ur turn

lol. Yes, I agree with this!

If someone filled a local govt that he isn't from in Jamb(buh still in the same state),please what can he do?

Olugbenger: we are with u o...na dey are not tryin to intimidate us...time we tried ours too

Yes oh!

Lillz19: yes o! We r 4eva present nd @ ur service

I hail o!!! Ise ya,Omo Ogun Ise ya!

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]THE TRANSLATION FROM (YORUBA-ENGLISH):
You avn't resume, u already av some personal issues you want 2 discuss.[/quote]LOL

Tonisious504: u no miss road at al,na ogun state i cum 4rm 2. Hw we go take find our local govt. Indentity leta nw?

Yes o,me sef I never know o!

Ah ahn! This one u people are doing Ondo State Students Association meeting eh,u wanto leave us out or intimidate us,abi?. . .any Ogun indigene in the house o?

mufmarufali2: Please Bros, i have this o'level results: ENG C5, MATHS C4, PHYS B3, CHEM C5 AND ECONS C5. I want to study Elect& Elect engineering, will i be admitted with these results? Please i need your advice before i register for UTME 2013/2014. Thanks you, i am waiting for reply!

Leave Economics out of it o. If it were to be a social science course,it wouldn't have been a prob. Buh it's a science course. Maths,English,Physics,Chemistry and Biology(or Agric). Some skuls cud take Agric in place of Biology. U shud ask others tho.