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Car Talk › Re: 15 Mistakes Nigerians Make When Buying Their First Cars by Goinhard: 6:32pm On Aug 18
Read the whole post sameway I fixed my focus on a post on Twitter even when I don't own a car... Nice tips you got Op
Crime › Re: This Guy Just Won The Thieves’ Dance Contest Of The Year (video) by Goinhard: 5:21pm On Aug 18
Hope he's handed over to the popo for possible incarceration. Serving as source entertainment for prison mate ain't a bad idea.
Crime › Re: Catholic Bishops Visit Jowi Zaza’s Father, Jezco, After His Release From Captors by Goinhard: 3:03pm On Aug 18
We4all:
They visited him because he's rich. All these spiritual leaders are becoming something else.
Maybe Because he's done alot for the catholic church.
Politics › Re: Stop Destroying Cannabis Farms — Sowore Tells NDLEA by Goinhard: 10:43am On Aug 18
That's a good one. Who create Igbo? It's God . One true God
Food › Re: Video Of Somalians Cooking Outside In America Goes Viral by Goinhard: 3:47pm On Aug 17
There's nothing wrong here
Crime › Re: Oyo Police Arrest 10 Human Parts Sellers, Recover Heart, Skull, Charms by Goinhard: 2:08pm On Aug 17
Seun what's the meaning of this

Culture › Re: Why Do We Bury The Dead In Village Compounds? by Goinhard: 9:18am On Aug 17
thatigboman:
that's not true. true for most muslims, but there are still exceptions
- IBB's wife died in london, but was brought home and buried in IBB's house
- Kure (former governor of niger state) was taken back to his village in lapai and buried in his house
- rimi's daughter died in london, flown back and buried in kano
- abacha died in abuja but was taken to kano and buried
- dantata died in qatar and was buried in saudi arabia
- there was an algerian man, whose son died and buried in france. he went there, exhumed the corpse, took it back home and buried
these are just some instances, there are so many more
You forgot the most recent one... Buhari
Family › Re: Jowizaza's Sister Blames Him For Father's Kidnap by Goinhard:
I console you with Ebezina by Osadebe.

I pray he comes back alive and the nappers napped.

However, don't blame your brr but Nigerian government who has failed on all sides to protect her citizens. Rickety buses full of market women selling okpa, ogiri, roasted plantains and Awara gets blocked and it's occupants kidnapped.

See, these days you don't need to flaunt and live ostensibly to fall into man made devil's cum kidnappers...

I just need to live here.

Here's hell.
Education › Re: “why My Mum Gifted Me A Live Goat At My Sign-out” — Chidiebere Okoro by Goinhard: 4:20pm On Aug 13
domeinhorn:
Frenchman here, first post on this forum, and this story is why I joined. Where I come from (Alsace, farming country on the French-German border) a live animal at a family milestone was the old way too: my great-grandparents' generation gave geese and rabbits at weddings, and everyone understood what it meant. Money gets spent and forgotten. An animal is wealth that stays alive, multiplies if you're wise with it, and every time you see it you remember who gave it and why. That mother didn't just give her son a goat, she gave him something that requires him to keep caring for something after graduation, which might be the real lesson.

And the boy's answer is the best part: "I don't have any plan of killing the goat." Correct decision. That goat is now the most famous goat in Nigeria; she has earned her retirement. 😄

Congratulations to Chidiebere and respect to his mum. A woman who raises a son that screams with joy at a goat instead of feeling ashamed raised him properly.
Starting your sentence with you being french means you're from Ekwulobia. French Ko french fries ni
Foreign Affairs › Re: SA Seeks Repayment From Nigeria, Malawi & Ethiopia For Repatriations by Goinhard: 9:31pm On Aug 12
I know say Tinubu go pay...that man no get iron balls
Properties › Re: Huge Roofing Design Spotted On a Residential House by Goinhard: 10:20pm On Aug 11
Seun:
How is it now?
He don reduce. If it resurrects I'll update ya
Travel › Re: FG Constructs Long-Proposed Buruku Bridge In Benue by Goinhard: 2:21pm On Aug 09
greatiyk4u:
Joke of the century be this

Where is the bridge in the video?
Is piles now bridge under Tinubu?

This is the same route I followed last week when. Going to Zakibiam from gboko and we as usual followed local boat to cross
Check your dick for the word "constructs"
Culture › Re: Gone Are The Good Old Childhood Days Of Yore by Goinhard: 10:27pm On Aug 06
Time flies like a thief. Time is a thief .
Travel › Re: This Is Owerri Imo State Not California Or Washington DC by Goinhard: 5:43pm On Aug 06
Those cities dey sit at home every Monday?
Romance › Re: Do Women Really Do This Comparison? by Goinhard: 7:49am On Aug 04
pocohantas:
Very true. Na why me sef marry virgin and innocent man. I am really enjoying him and totally recommend.
As how Na!
Travel › Re: The Untold Side Of Japa: Why The UK Still Changes Lives by Goinhard: 1:27pm On Aug 03
Goldbw122:
I don't know why I always seem to run into scammers. It's really frustrating. For now, I'll just put my travel plans on hold. I don't want to ruin myself because of traveling. When I find the right connection and the right opportunity, I'll do what needs to be done.
Do it yourself brr. You don't need agents
Travel › Re: US Shuts Visa Services And Appointments In Abuja Embassy by Goinhard: 5:07pm On Jul 31
travelwaka:
This latest update will really affect people applying from Abuja, Everyone will have to visit the consulate in Lagos for interview, Before you visit you need a professional guide and prepping before you go for a US interview.
And that's where you come in tongue
Health › Re: Nigerian Nurse Explains Why You Shouldn't Give Water To Accident Victims (Video) by Goinhard: 1:58pm On Jul 30
May jah Jehovah keep us o
Crime › Re: Dancing Thieves: The Alarming Number Of Criminals Entertaining Their Captors by Goinhard: 11:35am On Jul 28
Better than jungle justice by far
Crime › Re: Hunkarin Segun George Jailed 2 Years Over Cocaine Importation by Goinhard: 10:46pm On Jul 27
2 years or 22 yearshuh angry angry angry angry

Op/MoD
Crime › Re: I Was Scammed 2milliion Today by Goinhard: 8:29am On Jul 26
FSBoperator:
Every individual that I have come across who bears the name Innocent nah criminal.

Go any police station and I can bet you , you will see one innocent on their police detainee board list.
I agree brr... Most innocent are dubious...I mean very very dubious
Politics › Re: Who’ll Visit Boko Haram, Bandits Like GEJ, Osinbajo Visited Militants – Gumi by Goinhard: 10:30pm On Jul 25
How many times do I have to
Politics › Re: Fake Agency Originated From Buhari Government— Budget Office Explains by Goinhard: 2:37pm On Jul 25
It's a lie! The origin predates Tafawa Belewa
Family › Re: South Korean Billionaire Faces $1bn Divorce Settlement Over Extramarital Child by Goinhard: 2:30pm On Jul 25
That's nothing to the billionaire if he removes just 1 billion to a woman he' has been with since 1988.
Christianity Etc › Re: Healing Streams Live Healing Services With Pastor Chris Begins Today by Goinhard: 4:52pm On Jul 24
But he's not going to heal supposed crippled to walk again Na.... Better remain in your church with arrangee miracles ok..
Romance › Re: "If You Love Me, Prove It" - How Do You Respond To This Kind Of Statement? by Goinhard: 1:34pm On Jul 24
They ask alot but I don't answer directly... Keep the situation interesting and keep making motion for her supposed " all halowed kitten"

When you finally hit the hallowed place the new question goes: " what are we? "

If you like go answer Na you sabi
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Bombs Iran From UK Air Base For The First Time Under Burnham by Goinhard: 8:36am On Jul 24
Burn am dey go nothing do you!
Crime › Re: FCT Police Release Identities Of 4 Officers Who Extorted ₦52,000 From ICPC Chair by Goinhard: 10:00am On Jul 22
Jokers! How many times have you released the identities of fuckingg Police that extorted from common Nigerians. huh Answer me!

You don see big man your prick dey rise like rubber FIFA world cup trophy.

All animals are not equal.

Woman kpai for federal minister house, the big man dey merry go around grant interviews.

Woman kpai herself by herself, dem go arrest common man talk say him rape her Na reason why she kpai.

No more way for poor people - fola
Business › Re: How Long Did It Take You To Make Your First 1 Million Naira? by Goinhard: 10:11pm On Jul 17
,One million years .. to good be the glory
Crime › Re: If Properties Declared Final Forfeiture By A Court Can The Owner Get Them Back? by Goinhard: 1:06pm On Jul 16
moscow007:
In japan they make dwalf stature (not taller than hips length) of bad and corrupt leaders in public places and allow people slap and curse them as they are passing.

Nigerians can emulate this pending when we secure death penalty laws for them.
I tell you my brethren that it's a waste of concrete... Better way is China way ... Take their breath and treat them as common thief.

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