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Crime › Re: Video Of Favour Narrating How Odogwu Asaba Raped Her Before Committing Suicide by Goinhard: 12:49pm On Jul 16
Why you go kill yourself Na! Haba
Na you dey torture
Na still you dey rape
Na still you go commit suicide as if other evil things wey the beast do you no dey enough... Sorry Ko. Rest in power. I think the reason why you called yourself to glory is because the relevant authorities wouldn't have gone after him if you didn't do anything crazy.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija Announces Date For 2026 Edition, ₦160 Million Grand Prize by Goinhard:
If Na my type full this country viewership go dry and empty
Business › Re: Filling Stations No Longer Sell Kerosene. Painters, How Are You Coping? by Goinhard: 8:39am On Jul 16
voortrekker966:
The difference between aviation kerosene and the one used for cooking is like comparing Heineken with burukutu. Both are beers but you figure it out.
All jet fuel is kerosene but not all kerosene is jet fuel. You Figure it out
Politics › Re: What Are The Advantages Of Having A State Police In Nigeria? by Goinhard:
I want to state categorically that state police will be as evil, demonic, corrupt, inept, poorly funded like their progenitor .... Filled with unfit , trigger happy, pot billed and pls pls he dey carry me go where I no know personnel's ... They'll mount road blocks to collect kickbacks. At stations, you must pay to open file, pay for release, and ultimately bribe your way out as a notorious crime lord...

Plus they'll close at 6pm for security reasons..

Nigeria will work when the time is right... We're just part of history for now.
Car Talk › Re: Driver Tries To Drive Out Of Flood Canal In Lagos, Video Sparks Mixed Reactions by Goinhard: 10:03am On Jul 14
This video is about 100 years old . Why is it making to this place now huh
Travel › Re: 10 US Companies Sponsoring H-1B Work Visas For Nigerians In 2026 (Full List) by Goinhard: 6:53pm On Jul 13
nairalanda1:
Actually, no.

Yahoo boys are mostly illiterate. They lack the qualifications needed to work for any one of those companies. Most of them cannot even do code, and cannot even do anything apart from scripts, and most of the time they fail. And many of them lack general knowledge...which is why they fail many times.

The only people they succed with are lonely old people, and people who are looking for companionship.

Plus if you were the owner of an IT company, would you hire yahoo boy to work for you? Someone that can rob others will rob you well well.
Lonely old folks can't pay In millions running in multiple digits.... They're not illiterate. Most illiterate gets GC... The sound fellows among Yahoo fellowships run high targets.
Politics › Re: Killing Repentant Bandits Violates Religious And International Law - Sheikh Gumi by Goinhard: 4:25pm On Jul 11
This man is a clown abegi! Next news please
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Leo Appoints Bishop Ogun As Apostolic Administrator Of Benin City Archdioce by Goinhard: 7:54am On Jul 11
Goo0dHardDick:
The joke is on you.

Catholic priests that has children and wives scattered around? Some have them living in another country?

Catholic priests wey dey smash Rev sisters back to back? I don't want to write an experience from someone extremely close to me.

The joke is seriously on you
Write your personal experience or forever remain silent
Celebrities › Re: Enioluwa Eating An Unbelievable Amount Of Food On His 27th Birthday by Goinhard: 9:53pm On Jul 08
Olodo has risen Abi olodo uprising.
Education › Re: Gomez Adetutu & Chiamaka Modestus Are Best Graduating Students At The Law School by Goinhard: 8:49pm On Jul 08
They can finally share a joint
Crime › Re: Where Is Invictus Obi, The Deported Convict (obinwanne Okeke) by Goinhard: 11:34pm On Jul 07
He's here with us on nairaland like he's always been.
Politics › Re: Ozonna Soludo Dances To "Shame On You Politicians" Song by Goinhard: 4:54pm On Jul 05
Karma of soludo basking
Celebrities › Re: Chris Brown Ordered To Pay Housekeeper $13m After Dog Attack by Goinhard: 3:53pm On Jul 01
angry angry How gyws it isnei failub
Technology Market › Re: Portable Neck Phone Holder by Goinhard: 11:42am On Jul 01
Topic: Portable neck phone holder....

My brain: portable Na werey ! How him go just neck phone holder
Crime › Re: Nigerian Scammer Caught By An American Scambaiter (Video) by Goinhard: 3:47pm On Jun 27
This format still dey pay ?
Politics › Re: Nigeria Arrests Seven Boko Haram, ISWAP Commanders Returning From Hajj, Minister by Goinhard: 8:32am On Jun 27
Sponsored by Katsina state gover
Car Talk › Re: Large Python Invades A Man's Car In Njaba, Imo State (Video) by Goinhard: 10:13pm On Jun 26
Eke idemili snaking into obscure places was a normal and frequent recurring scenes in Achebe's ogidi during my formative years... And boy the eke is a funny creature... Always found in cold places during hot season and vice versa. Yeah I know it's biology.
Celebrities › Re: Omeche Oko Involved In A Bike Accident On A Movie Set by Goinhard: 3:10pm On Jun 25
The bike guy acting career just ended before it could even start... For now he's only fit for mortuary attendant role. Sorry to her.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Premiere Urgence Internationale (PUI) Job Recruitment (5 Positions) by Goinhard: 11:10am On Jun 25
Olamideayomide:
Wishing the applied candidates all the best.

My advise is
Sha make sure you are saving ransom money for boko boiz and bandits.
Or they should make sure they're always with their big Kala.
Business › Re: Elon Musk Loses Record $350bn As Spacex Slumps by Goinhard: 9:32pm On Jun 23
This is not news... Elon jazz strong
Politics › Re: Court Replays El-Rufai Interview In NSA Phone Tapping Case by Goinhard:
He's gonna be away for a long time
Sports › Re: World Cup Fans Label Okoye Sexiest Footballer On The Planet by Goinhard: 2:44pm On Jun 22
Score goals and not looks.
Foreign Affairs › Re: USA-IRAN Talks In Switzerland Abruptly Called Off by Goinhard: 3:19pm On Jun 19
Make them come Nigeria do talk abeg
Business › Re: GTBank Holds Customer's ₦5.3 Million Until He Created A Scene At Their Branch by Goinhard: 6:36am On Jun 18
Na with crase dem dey cure craze
Crime › Re: Police Arrest 6, Recover Firearms, Stolen 5 Generators, 9 Phones In Ogun Raids by Goinhard: 9:58am On Jun 17
That's where they're all wti
Celebrities › Re: Celebrities Act Like They're gods - MC Mbakara Blasts Jim Iyke Over Encounter (V by Goinhard: 6:11pm On Jun 15
Give him money first he would warm up Male actors no really get money the way people dey imagine am
Politics › Re: This Is How You End The Kidnapping. But Nobody Has Guts To Do It. by Goinhard: 10:19pm On Jun 14
You really think the government don't know all these points?
Travel › Re: Grenada Offers Visa-Free Access To Nigerians, Seeks Stronger Investment Ties by Goinhard:
They should stop this joke abegi .... Lagos is the smallest state in Nigeria and about 10 Grenadas can fit in it.... There's nothing there for Nigerians ... It's just a very very tiny island in the Carribbean sea.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Ai Training Job by Goinhard: 5:14pm On Jun 09
Clickworker ? More deets
Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Dealer Unable To Raise ₦350K Bail After Over A Year In Indian Jail by Goinhard: 10:06am On Jun 08
No be drug dealer be this... Imagine
Nairaland General › Re: 20 Security Tips That Could Help You Stay Off Kidnappers’ Radar by Goinhard: 10:27am On Jun 07
It's actually 21 my brethren ...

Vote APC out

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