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They use oyinbo abreviations like
LoL, LMAO, ROTFLMAO etc .
when we fit dey use our own
exceptional Street lingua. For
example:
LWKM - Laugh wan kill me
MIDG - make i dey go
WGYL - we go yarn later
IGA - I gbadun am
ICS - I can't shout
DJM - Don't jealous me
WBDM - Who born d maga
UDC - U de craze
NUS - Na u sabi
WSU - who send u
ITK - I too know
WDH - wetin dey happen
NDH - nutin dey happen
FMJ - free me jo
BBP - bad bele people
HUD - how u dey
WKP - waka pass
NTT - Na true talk
NDM - no dull me
IFSA - I for slap am
IGDO - I go die o
YB - Yes boss
NLT - No long thing
CWJ - carry waka jorh
WBYO - wetin be your own
U2D - U 2 do
U2DV - U 2 dey vex
WSDP - who send dem papa
INS - i no send
INFS - i no fit shout
WWY - who wan yarn
NBST - no be small thing
NWO - na wah oooooo
NMA - no mind am
MIHW - make i hear word
NDY_ nothing do you

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walahi..dz banks heads dey shake,pay sum teachers xmas bonus without payin odas..nw d normal salary sef is'nt forth comin..UBA na so we go waka enter d new year?..diaris God in evry tin we do..pls fiafia do gv us sum words of hope..HPY to y'all

wait oh..doz it mean we hv to wait til 5th?..pls watx goin on??

UBA alert Akuku toru..recivd..Jesus tank u

besides zenith,has any other bank paid in?

WHO BROKE DOWN THE WALLS
OF JERICHO??
A new CRK teacher transferred to a
JSS 2 class mid term wanted to
know how well the students
understood the syllabus so far. He
decided to start from the last topic
the previous teacher had taught.
Teacher:~ "Hello class, who broke
down the walls of Jericho?"
There was a full minute of absolute
silence. All the students just stared
at him blankly. The teacher then
pointed at the students in the front
desk to answer the question. The
students began responding.
Amos:~ "Sir I'm a new student
here, I just started this school last
week"
John:~ "Sir the day the walls was
broken I didn't come to school, I
swear"
MARY:~ "Sir I only passed by the
walls of Jericho, I didn't even touch
it, as it was already broken when I
passed it"
Rufus:~ "Sir, I didn't even know the
walls had been broken, until you
mentioned it now"
The teacher became so shocked
and infuriated....
Teacher:~ "What!!!" He
screamed....
The Students began murmuring
amongst themselves, that the new
teacher is so mean. The teacher,
shocked by their ignorance,
stormed to the principals office to
tell him what happened. The
principal kindly responded.
Principal:~ "Sorry About that. You
know how mischievous these JSS
students can be? Always
destroying things and later denying
it. But be rest assured, this matter
would be fully investigated. Just
write down the total cost in fixing
the said wall, and at the next PTA
meeting the issue would be
discussed"

helo my gud pple pls i wana knw wen NTI wil stat selin PGDE form..tnx frnds