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hehehe..these pple r rili jokers..a frnd of mine in oyigbo LGA jux inbox my watsapp to say supervisors came to their skul photocopied their time book n left..NA ONLY TYM BOOK?..DEM 4 PHOTOCOPY THEIR APOINTMENT LETTERS JOIN...#DoroStupid

govt has given directive abi?? oya make dem direct boats.canoes n buses operators to convey us free of charge to our various far-away stations..#RUBBISH..

[quote author=Adola1 post=32819677][/quote]tanx,.,my pipo one tin is certain..@least 2 banks wil pay b4d end of 2day.

omg..if mega banks lyk eco n diamond hv'nt paid til nw..i cn only imagine wen d sluggish ones lyk UBA n union wil pay..lord hv mercy..pls cn sum one confirm wen d skuls wil b openin?..m hearin 20th.odas say its 27th..tanx

its well

Tekzyflex:
The banks are not on strike;its just that there is shortage of cash in the vault of some banks. Let's see what today has for Us.

guy,i fink dz theory of urs makes sense..was @d bank y'day..lo n behold cashiers hv to colect deposits b4 dy culd pay withdrawees..omg..peeps we bera tyten our belts oh..d hand writing on d wall isnt pretty @all..

PaulThor:
why all this rhetorics when all we want to see is alert..... pfft....

lol..while u waitin 4d alert y dnt u put a smile on ur face..receivin alert isnt bv myt nor by power..it wil cum wen it wil cum..period

We know about Newton's laws but
here are some others also known as
Murphy's Laws which you haven't
studied in school:
Law of equality :
The time taken by a wife when she
says 'I'll get ready in 5 minutes' is
exactly equal to the time taken by
husband when he says 'I'll cal you in
5 minutes'
Law of Queue :
If you change queues, the one you
have left will start to move faster
than the one you are in now
Law of Telephone :
When you dial a wrong number, you
never get a busy tone
Law of mechanical repair :
After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch
Law of the workshop :
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to
the least accessible corner
Law of bathroom :
When the body is immersed in water,
the telephone begins to ring
Law of encounters :
The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are
with someone you don't want to be
seen with
Law of the results :
When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will
Law of bio mechanics :
The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach
Law of theater :
People with the seats at the farthest
from the entry arrive last
Law of coffee :
As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to
do something which will last until the
coffee is cold
Law of proposals :
After accepting a proposal you will
get a better one

Onlyhandsome:
tot stanbic and 1st Zenith was paid 11k extra during dia 1st arrears?? Y again dis time n odaz have not even seen d moni?

mydear dz is beyond injustice..it seems lyk animal farm..SUM TEACHERS ARE MORE EQUAL DAN D ODAS....not cool @ all

juicyinn:
Stanbic ibtc alert received ppsb double plus 11k extra

11k extra?..,pls is dz exclusive to only ppsb teachers?

Tekzyflex:
Lol! No near joy ooo.....nah my woman be that ooo. I carry God name beg u jst leave this one for me.

hahaha..y u no talk since na..kk..u're d boss.lemme respect ur wish..lolols...
on alerts..na wa oh..sum guys without fear of God jux dey do us longer throat say govt add 10k..me cum api finish dey begin dance shoki shoki..nt knowin dat a dime was'nt added..its well sha

Tekzyflex:
Hahahahahah! Dats the spirit

lol..hop am doin well?..jux hop my new me will win joyblink over..(imbre.btw u and i, i get gud plans for dat babe)..lolols

Tekzyflex:
Lol! I don dey drink beer from the dayz of Adam yet my belle Neva big oooo.

na small? rite from d gud old days wen black tin was rili black tin to d present 'orijin' i stil got my six packs..it all boils down 2 daily exercise..pot belly wil b kept @bay

bio777:
You ain't fooling anybody....gold360 and heaven55 are one and the same...

ok..its been a while..how u dey?..warm wishes..

Tekzyflex:
As an elder statesman;Am begging u guys to stop this war.

bro..me no get any qualms oh...ok mr.cruize here's my hand of friendship.lets bury d past n move on..

Cruize306:
To whom it may concern... It's always been not its bn always #GbagaunDetected

mgbeke feeling funky...Cow306 pls stop following me..am not twitter..

britnd:
Firstbank alert received. UBE ONELGA and no deduction.

wonderous tinz r happenin..tot its bn always zenith-ecobank b4 odas..?

Okevino:
Here in onelga pdp won 100% votes while apc is 0.

.. ONELGA
PDP 67,864
APC 9,532..source-Vanguard online newspaper

kac13:
zenith bank alert received,2 months plus 11k phalga,ppssb.

confirmed,CRA is d man..abeg make dem fast-forward reach oda banks oh..my PVC don ready finish...

Tekzyflex:
The guy dey gamble.....let's see if his game will work sha...

with amaechi,anything goes..dnt b surprised if our accts r credited even by 12 mid nyt today.d man is simply a political guru..,a big shout out to those dat placed me on ban oh..i hop uv bot a plot of land wit d exercise?..njoy d rest of ur hols

adeoladrg:
I'm sorry sir.. It's election fever.

lol

Tekzyflex:
Nah so na! make I dey enjoy the comic relief dey wait for my salary on Thursday or Friday. Lol

hehehe..so na free comedy u dey njoy?...u go pay oh..njoy jawee..nothing do u..lol