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Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Goldplucker(m): 12:26am On Jan 04
BrickDevo:
I had a very unpleasant experience buying a shoe from anuoreangel, very very sad experience. Took her 4 days to reply efficiently, from snubbing and rude responses, Even after payment, will busy my calls for asking for dispatch rider contact to track movement, ignored me when i asked for it on chat repeatedly.
Ended up recieving item by 11:45pm almost midnight, i had to walk to the estate gate to get it because the gate has been locked. very unprofessional like i was begging her to sell to me. First time buying from her and i swear i will never try it again.

Same day i ordered shoe from another person here a guy. And the guy was giving me back to back responses on chat, he sent dispatch rider number at first request and i was able to track movement and received my item early without stress.
You just pushed a brand.. You direct mentioned Anuorangel, but your second guy Why did you not mention him so ppl can deal from him too since you did him responsible
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Goldplucker(m): 1:45pm On Dec 20, 2025
Ronzy1990:
Hp EliteBook G5

Working perfectly

8GB/256

Keyboard light

Fingerprint.

Location: Lekki Lagos

Price: Give me an offer

Whatsapp: 08zero3four58two701
Check your WhatsApp. I sent an offer
PropertiesRe: Construction Of 5 Rooms Self Contain Bungalow by Goldplucker(m): 10:35pm On May 22, 2025
olukaygold:
Your location?
I’m in Lagos, but I can move to your location sir.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Goldplucker(m): 7:30am On May 19, 2025
Firebox123:
Take note of this Moniker on nairaland
Run us through how you got scammed, mention his moniker
PropertiesRe: Construction Of 5 Rooms Self Contain Bungalow by Goldplucker(m): 7:25am On May 19, 2025
olukaygold:
NEW PROJECT ALERT

We're embarking on the construction of 5 units of self contain rooms — designed for optimal rental income and effortless investment.

From the ground up, as like any robust structure, it starts with the foundation - both physically and monetarily. These won't be easy steps, but we’re committed to building it block by block.

Remember to check back as we provide updates, challenges, expenses, and suggestions that might improve your planning strategy for your own project.

Let’s build smart. Let’s build tough.
If you’ll permit me to handle your Aluminum windows and doors. I’ll can only provide a quality job.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Goldplucker(m): 8:40pm On May 18, 2025
Goldplucker:
iPhone 7 avail for sell
Clean Ngn Used✅
32GB ✅
73% Battery health ✅
Everything works fine video on my WhatsApp
SA
PhonesRe: Need An Iphone 8 Urgently by Goldplucker(m): 8:38pm On May 18, 2025
Firebox123:
grin
You get interest Chief 😒
PhonesRe: Need An Iphone 8 Urgently by Goldplucker(m): 9:06pm On May 17, 2025
mangek9320:
I need an iphone 8 64gb at least. My budget is 70k and I am in Ajah. I can pay today if possible.
I get iPhone 7 sharp

32GB✅
Touch ID ✅
Everything works fine
73% battery health✅

75K asking price, slightly negotiable ✌️
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Goldplucker(m): 7:09pm On May 17, 2025
iPhone 7 avail for sell
Clean Ngn Used✅
32GB ✅
73% Battery health ✅
Everything works fine video on my WhatsApp

Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Goldplucker(m): 11:47pm On May 12, 2025
Anyone with 1.5KVa Generator??!

Note: Mike 2 to Badagry axis only.!
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Goldplucker(m): 7:33pm On Apr 23, 2025
BrickDevo:
the Ai spam bot is just banning people anyhow, even those that broke no rules
Walahi… I can’t create any post on Crime, Romance and Politics section

This needs to be rectified asap 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🚶🏽‍♂️
PoliticsRe: Full Grown Men Struggling For N1000 Amid Hunger And Hardship In Nigeria (video) by Goldplucker(m): 1:24pm On Mar 23, 2025
I’ll never believe if I was told that we’ll get to this point in Nigeria


Hunger, frustration & depression we face daily as a country Just within a blink of 6-8 years ago 🤦🏽‍♂️

God Abeg save person from this corrupt country
RomanceHow To Handle Fights In A Relationship. by Goldplucker(op): 7:35pm On Mar 12, 2025
1. Know that it is normal for two people in love to disagree, offend each other, fall short, or misunderstand each other

2. Always remember how much you love and need each other. Remembering this will give you the incentive to resolve any conflict between you two. Don't throw away true love because of a passing storm

3. Know each other's temperaments. If you are a hot-tempered person, tell your partner/spouse so that your partner/spouse will prepare incase you spark off. But work on your temper still

4. Agree how to handle fights before fights emerge. A nation develops a constitution to guide its operation, partners/spouses agree on what to do to guide in relations

5. Don't let the fear of fighting or disagreeing with your partner/spouse keep you two from confronting each other and expressing your feelings. Too many are tired, bored, frustrated or angry in their relationship/marriage but pretend all is well because they are afraid of talking about heavy and uneasy stuff with their partner. Slowly their relationship/marriage collapses, you can't pretend for long

6. Before you confront and blame your partner/spouse, analyze the situation and see if you have played a role in causing the problem

7. When a fight between you two is approaching or something happens that inflames tempers, walk away, cool off. Don't talk in anger. Cool down then talk rationally

8. Remember you are in the same team. Fighting your partner/spouse is fighting what you two have, which in effect is fighting yourself

9. Avoid insults. Hold and control your tongue, hurtful words only complicate matters, once they are spoken they can't be taken back

10. Don't be tempted to use the information your partner/spouse shared with you in trust to get your way. Don't use the secrets your partner/spouse shared with you to attack or intimidate your partner/spouse.
11. Don't disclose matters to a third party. Solve the matter the two of you. Don't gossip about the short comings of your partner/spouse to your family or friends. Don't air your dirty linen in public. Cover each other from outsiders as you two remain naked to each other

12. Pray together. Prayer clears up the air, restores love and order, brings unity of purpose and reminds you that God is watching and you both are God's children

13. When talking about the matter, fully talk about it, look for its root cause, lay everything on the table. A problem that is not fully addressed or understood will keep recurring

14. Give each other a chance to speak. None should feel silenced

15. Be mindful of your body language. You may not insult but your partner/spouse is paying attention to your body language. Don't sneer, click or show contempt

16. Never use your child/children to settle scores in a cold war with each other. You are both loved the same by the child/children

17. Conclude the matter quickly. The longer tension exists between you two, the more dangerous it grows

18. Accept responsibility. Being mature doesn't mean you won't do wrong or fall short; it means that when you do mess you are wise enough to apologize. Say sorry if you are on the wrong, forgive when you are wronged

19. Come up with a way forward to prevent the matter from happening again or from causing much damage in the future

20. Hug. Kiss. Make up. Make love

21. Laugh about it. Find comedy in your difficult times. No storm lasts always. You two will come out through it closer and stronger. Stay focused, your love is worth fighting for, not fighting each other.
PhonesRe: Where Can I Get This Phone? by Goldplucker(m): 4:20pm On Feb 26, 2025
benefitzte:
More light please
If you check Jiji or jumia

You’ll find the exact phone you’re looking for.
PoliticsRe: We Have Enough Petrol For Local Demands, Dangote Assures Nigerians by Goldplucker(m): 4:18pm On Feb 26, 2025
Gboss247:
Why not build your own and decrease the price
The problem is you’re too rich to understand the hardship we’re facing as a nation.

If he’s rich. Has produced enough oil Why don’t the price come down cos he has nothing to lose if it goes down..
PoliticsRe: We Have Enough Petrol For Local Demands, Dangote Assures Nigerians by Goldplucker(m): 8:32am On Feb 24, 2025
Since you have produced more, showing how profitable the venture has become. Why don’t you decrease the price 😏
PhonesRe: Where Can I Get This Phone? by Goldplucker(m): 11:43pm On Feb 23, 2025
If you understand the way Jumia works. You’ll find it there.
PhonesRe: Thiefs Can't Sell Parts Of Stolen Iphone Anymore by Goldplucker(m): 11:34pm On Feb 23, 2025
Is this the reason why they’ve been so down lately?

Can’t create an appleID

Verification not going through 🙃
PhonesRe: Best Data Plans In Nigeria (2025): Compare Prices & Value Across Networks by Goldplucker(m): 11:29pm On Feb 23, 2025
With MTN I usually get 15GB for 2K weekly plan prior to the upgrade but I recently did 18GB+ 7,000 for local calls @ 3,500
This helps me makes call since there’s no bonus anymore and also help surf the internet.

Until yesterday when I saw another 13GB for 2K weekly plan.


Total confusion Walahi ✌️✌️






Btw:

Check in if you need USA FB, IG and country verification code ✌️✅

TravelYou Want To Survive In Lagos: 17 Things You Must Not Do. by Goldplucker(op): 11:30pm On Feb 21, 2025
1. On a bus, When you sit by the window. Never operate your phone, It will be snatched from your hand. This is a quintessential occurence in some surbuban parts of Lagos such as Agege and Mushin. In fact, anywhere in Lagos.

2. Whenever someone greets you on the road, Do not answer him or her especially when he approaches you from behind.

3. If you see people fighting, Mind your business!!. I repeat MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!

4. You must learn how to argue with a bus conductor, when he tries cheating you.
And please whenever you do. Please don't use Standard English. You must have had a good knowledge of Pidgin before you come to Lagos. If not I can teach you. 🤣

5. Walk with a known Nigerian, on the first weeks of your stay in Lagos. He'll show you the ropes or else you go suffer.

6. Whenever you're walking in a deserted area in Lagos. Walk like a gangster, not like a responsible person. If you do, Miscreants will feel you're defensive and wouldn't come close to you. Street sense ✌🤣

7. Anything you did not find on your head, Please don't pick it. (You understand what I mean).

8. When you're crossing the road. Turn into a Ronaldo. Cars come in massive drives. They won't hit you but you must learn how to dribble them. 🤣

9. When you want to buy soft drinks, Buy soft drinks from people hawking in the traffic. It is believed that the drinks taste sweeter than the ones bought from people in shops😅. Just a belief!!

10. When you see a large number of people running, don't wait or ask questions. Just run with them. RUN RUN RUN!!! Ask when it is safe!! Run o🤣

11. Never leave Lagos without taking a ride on Third Mainland Bridge. It is a sin😅

12. Don't dance to any music you hear, never stare or laugh at people. Don't speak to anyone in the bus until they speak to you first.

13. Whenever you walk in a crowded area, hold your phone firmly in your hand, not in your bag or pocket or else Sope oti lo.

14. Whenever you want to ask for Directions, say this. "Sorry, Please, Excuse me...then ask your question". It is compulsory to say all of them. Don't omit any. Everybody is angry in Nigeria.😂

15. It's often said that the number of people who are mentally normal in Lagos aren't up to 5. In essence, If a Lagosian teases you, don't take him serious. Just be cool to prevent issues. We're mád in this Lagos!!. I am the only nórmal person in my area.

16. There's one popular "Den of scámmers" in Lagos called Computer Village. It is the most popular place for buying and repairing electronic devices. But please and please open your eyes very well before you buy fufu package in a phone case .😁

17. And lastly LAGOS is a comedy centre, you will love the drama you will be seeing around.

Lagos, Its mix of tradition and modernity, combined with its rich culture and entrepreneurial spirit, makes it an exciting and attractive destination for people from all over the world. Lagos is very very fun and sweet once you understand the system. It's not a bad place to be, it's just a place to be SMART and WISE!!

EKO ONI BAJE O! 🇳🇬
RomanceRe: 15 Ruthless Questions To Ask Her On The First Date. by Goldplucker(op): 11:28pm On Feb 21, 2025
Samantha125:
1. He's my bestie.
2. I have nothing to think about... A relationship should be build on compatibility.
3. A couple of months and it ended because my father chased him away.
4. I bring hunger.
5. You're my savings and investment plan.
6. If he deletes his for me, then yes.
7. I've never benefitted anything from any of my friends.
8. If he wants to be the head of the house, then yes, but if he wants to be the half head of the house, then no.
9. I become silent until he's ready to talk.
10. If he meets up to his expectations as a man, then he can be my authority and I'll be his management.
11. How can I count my body when I only have one?🤔🤔🤔
12. No, hence I'm looking for a self improved man.
13. Do whatever makes you sleep at night.
14. No one should tolerate cheating.
15. What will I be submitting to him? Food, his work documents, or what?
You dahn ready you marry so?
Romance15 Ruthless Questions To Ask Her On The First Date. by Goldplucker(op): 9:03pm On Feb 18, 2025
Listen up, Men! There are so many things to ask her but

As an Alpha, you don’t fall in love at first sight, and you don’t blindly admire a vvoman you just met. Attraction is natural, but validation is earned. Before you even consider her as an option, you must test her mindset, values, and history.

Here are 15 unconventional questions that will expose the truth about her - her body count, values, father issues, respect for men, and understanding of money.

1. “Tell me about your father. What’s your relationship like with him?”

If she respects her father, she respects men. If she has daddy issues, she’s likely to disrespect and use you.

2. “What do you think about traditional gender roles?”

If she hates traditional roles, she won’t respect you as a leader. She wants equality when convenient but submission when beneficial.

3. “How long was your last relationship, and why did it end?”

If she blames her ex for everything, she will never take accountability. If she cheated, she’ll cheat again.

4. “What do you bring to a relationship other than sex?”

If she struggles to answer, she has no value beyond her body. A real woman will talk about her loyalty, support, and ability to build with a man.

5. “Do you have a savings plan or investments?”

If she’s financially irresponsible, she will expect you to fund her lifestyle. Run!

6. “Would you delete your social media for your husband?”

If she says no, she values attention over commitment. That’s a walking red flag.

7. “Have you ever been in a ‘situationship’ or friends-with-benefits arrangement?”

If she has a past of casual sex, she is not wife material.

8. “Do you think a man should pay all the bills?”

If she says yes, ask her what she will contribute. If she offers nothing, she’s looking for a sponsor, not a partner.

9. “How do you handle conflict in relationships?”

If she says ‘I block and ignore’, she is childish and unfit for marriage.

10. “Do you believe a man should have authority over his home?”

If she resists male leadership, she will fight you instead of following you.

11. “What do you think about body counts?”

If she says "It doesn’t matter," she is hiding hers. If she shames you for asking, it’s high.

12. “Have you ever taken a break from dating to focus on self-improvement?”

If she has never taken time off men, she is always dependent on male validation.

13. “What’s your stance on prenups?”

If she hates prenups, she’s counting on divorce to cash out.

14. “Do you think a man should tolerate cheating from a vvoman?”

If she makes excuses, she will justify her own infidelity.

15. “How do you feel about submitting to a man?”

If she hates submission, she wants control. Let her be independent somewhere else.

Final Warning!

A vvoman’s beauty means nothing if her values are rotten. Many men fall for a pretty face and overgrown body parts, then destroy their lives because they never ask the right questions.

Use these 15 questions and vet her ruthlessly. If she fails even a few, she’s not worth your time.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Goldplucker(m): 10:16pm On Feb 13, 2025
monikulapo:
Available

iPhone 8 Plus 64gb - 50k
Kindly provide photos and specifications/condition of the device.
RomanceHealthy Tips For LADIES by Goldplucker(op): 9:54pm On Feb 12, 2025
HEALTH TIPS FOR LADIES
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1. Always wash your vagina after sex to avoid odor

2. Drink plenty water everyday so as to wash bacteria and infections out of your body

3. Always massage your breast before bedtime or let your man suck it so as to avoid cancer ♋

4. Don't wash your vagina with any kind of soap. Remember vagina is self cleansing but the vulva is not. Clean water + a safe intimate wash to wash the vulva alone is enough

5. If you're the type that likes giving her man Mouth Gig, try as much as you can to brush your teeth/mouth morning and night and take a cup of lemon 🍋 warm water every morning after brushing to avoid mouth 👄 odor/ mouth infection

6. Always shave your armpits and public hairs

7. As a lady, take lots of yogurts , cranberry/ juice and pineapples🍍 because, it helps in making vagina healthy and sweet during sex.

8. Use good pads during your period and change it when it full . ( Recommended 2/3times a day)

9. Take your bath at least 2 times everyday especially when you're menstruating.

10. Change your sets of panties and bra always at least once three months .....YEAST INFECTION (VAGINAL)
RomanceRe: 11 Rules Of S€x During Dating. by Goldplucker(op): 7:29am On Feb 11, 2025
TemplarLandry:
Föolish and misleading rules.
As misleading as it sounds it’s all true

Peace ✌️
RomanceRe: 11 Rules Of S€x During Dating. by Goldplucker(op): 7:28am On Feb 11, 2025
AllBlack:
Hahahahahahahaha. I like this one. She will be lost in confusion for a long time. Any man that can deliberately (not erectile dysfunction oh) pull this off is automatically my friend.
Do you judge friendship by this ??

Nawa

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