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Xtarxhyne: nafing

how is abeokuta?

very soon, this thread go turn arena... very very soon.

ggrin:

lol

Xtarxhyne: ma name z Russianar

infact, yu spoke russianar

Xtarxhyne: pffffffffff

u z wahhh

ggrin: grabs ma dictionary.....can't find it pls what's the meaning

check dat same dictionary for crush...... i took the first menaing of crush, so yu are my collision too

IfyChuky: When did all NL Guys turn Gentlemen?... All of them be lyk; "I'll just walk away, and remain silent"

C them forminq, Romeo-Wanna-Be's. Abeg, tuale @190

forget ooo... we are gentle oo. d only way to deal with her isnt by hitting her back now

ggrin: Gooci ma crush

ggrin.... ma collision

op, go nd buy koboko nd hide it under bed. if she starts her usual act, yu sef comot ur koboko, giv her correct strokes nd tell her sey yu jst wnted to kno weda she too de cry if she chop cane in secondary skol.

@op, click that link nd pls paste it here cuz if i do that mysef, nairaland may crash for another 1month nd i dnt wnt that to happen

Xtarxhyne....... are yu from russia? too much consonants.. anyway, be prepared, me n handcuff are coming aFter you.

Handcuff: Here is ur "handcuff"

........ oya lets go n arrest that girl for being too harsh on our fellow gender

i aint gonna click dat link...........

yungryce: A na beans Jor. n I Neva even get D to talk of F

yu sure

Xtarxhyne: E b lyk dz guys wey dey sell okrika 4 katangua

wia is my handcuff.. that ws too harsh

A semi final is jst a penultimate year.... A year bfor yur final year

watchthisposter: Mehn, truth be told, twaz mostly due to peer pressure.

Mixed up with the wrong crowd in my first year, and they all had 1 or more girlfriends, so in order to measure up, I polished my game and became a world-class player(Real madrid almost sign me sef )

After my second year and a grand total of 5 F's, no be pesin tell me...

Anyway, d particular girl I was referring to try fyn sha...

Abi dose babez leave yu make yu carry F extension reach em......

watchthisposter: Bia, nwanyi a, o ichie di ka m ka e n'akpari?

A ga m amachikwa gi nti

Nwata bulie nna ya elu, ogodo ayochie ya anya...

Brozz ee.... Make we go de find google translate Konoyero

watchthisposter: Emphasis on her

All dis lecturers you people are sharing in hotel rooms...

Diaris God O!

In obatala's voice..... OLODUMARE OOO

Quelme: O boy! My own na gobe. My very first result back then MTH 101 was, if i hear am capital "F". But i never had a "F" again till i graduated... All the pharm, anatomy and physiology et al, i demolitioned them without mercy...

See book.... Living bookshop

watchthisposter: 5.0 GPwetin?

Aya do d needful #picsoradonbilivdisshit

Picshur of hin transcript abbi?

watchthisposter: Had my first A in second semester first year, 'twaz "computer appreciation" so I was like warreva, piece of cake

Had my first F in the same semester and I was like "Choi! Jennifer* don finish me O!!"

I started thinking of breakup tactics

*not her real name

Y yu sef go de date for yur first year... D babe try shha, she carry best grade nd worst grade gv yu

Bigsteveg: I can only afford 7naira

ole..... Go n buy ur land in auto section

mesef book this space.............. till 2018 wey i de eye for marrigae.
i will be back to modify by then.
Yours faithfully.

watchthisposter: Had my first A in second semester first year

gud... what ws yur reaction like?.................

i finished from oau, i had my first "A" in part2 second semester.. i ws like God go punish unna fada after all this while...

bt i neva had F shha..... bros nd sis, come in to share your experience too

below are likely reactions to different grades

tallfish145: Details to follow soon

wtf

Sammisticate: Click to see pics@>>>>>>
http://zizolaurel..com/2014/07/pics-of-day-photos.html

if i click, make d whole network for naija spoil for 1 month

pelusi: Please is this norma?. I noticed that anytime i finished making love with my wife,i will be feeling nauseating-as if i want to vomit,the whole thing will be disgusting,turning me off even looking at her after the love making.But when i have the urge,it will be as if i need it more than food as i always disturbing her that i need it almost frequently,but immediately we finished the game,i will start feeling as above mentioned.Please is it normal.Mature advice please.

people say its normal because me neva do that kind tin(i neva marry).... bt me dnt kno about d vomit tin oooo