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Generally, manmade laws and rules have supplanted . . . .the Ten Commandments and hellfire . . . And certainly, fear or love of God has nothing to do with the relative transparency in governance and governing in Britain. Nor was it God who taught them how to queue, how not to drop litter with sublime carefreeness.

dat kinda sums up d write-up: make we leave God alone o. if others can get it ryt wtout 'd God factor' y cant we d 'Goddy' folks? must we 'God' efrything?
Watz God Got 2do With It?
Conductor: (shadowing passengers) Egbeda! Egbeda! Enter wt ur N100 change, I no get change o! Egbeda, !, woleeee….!

Pax 1: (shouting @ d bus ‘conductor’) u pple r wicked, n heartless, y shld I pay N100, no be N50? U, u fit pay? Nonsense pple na so so ‘staff’ dem go dey claim if na dem, dem no fit pay!

Conductor: abeg madam I no 4ce u enter o. respect yasef o! u no know say hold up go dey 4 road by ds tym (830pm), plus flood sef because of d rain? Na 1-way I dey 4llow, police go collect dere own! If u no dey go abeg com down make correct pax enter.

Pax 2: everybody is a law unto himself in ds country. Ds agbero miscreants av dere share too! U’ll see now, one of dem wil soon com 4 dere share…

Agbero: (to d conductor) o ya bring N80 (datz 4 2 seatz) dere!

Conductor: wch kin N80? Abi craze dey worry u abi na u dey worry craze?

Agbero: ur bus no go move frm here o! oo ti e mo mi sha (u no knw me sef). O fe maa show ara e (u wan dey show yasef, abi)

Pax 3: driver! Tel ur conductor 2 pay now, abi u sha don collect N100 N100, abeg no delay us o!

Pax 2: watz all ds rubbish now?! (loosen his tie) plz letz go

The conductor eventually settled d agbero n we left Ikeja Under-bridge. After 5mins,

Pax 1: kai, see holdup oooo!

Conductor: u c wetin I dey tel u, wey u dey say N100 too much

Pax 1: abeg sharrap! Na me dey cause holdup?

Pax 2: (2d conductor) plz close ur door, d flood may seep in

Conductor: (2 Pax 2) oga sorry. Shooo, c flood, because of ds shikini rain?

Pax 3: wat do u expect wen dere is no drainage, only God knows how many homes flood don sack by now

Pax 2: datz true, wat a pity

Pax 1: na God go save us 4ds country, everyth just dey 1 kin’

Pax 3: yes my sista, itz only God dat can help us o. cos I just tire 4 everyth.

Conductor: e go beta

Pax 1: in Jesus’ name!

Everybody: Amen!!!

I was too tired 2 contribute 2d dscussn bt I cldnt help thinking abt d ending of d dscussn: itz our common resort in cases like ds as a pple: God! Yah, God!

Evryth rests at His doorstep in ds part of d world, so it seems 2 me.

Any politician goin thro hard tymz is quick 2 say ‘God wil vindic8 me, He’ll put my distractors 2 shame’ as if na God send Him go do shua shua. How abt d suffering masses? I bet u havnt 4gotten in a hurry d endless vigils of d striking teachers/lecturers n even pensioners, sendin SOS to God 4 divine interventn! Markets women keep groaning ‘Olorun wa gba wa o!’ (God com save us o!).

however, while not in any way undermining d place of God in d scheme of things, I beg 2 ask

- r we taking faith/religion 2 far?

- r we over-religious?

- or is it a case of misplacing religion/faith in d scheme of things?

- r we substituting religion 4 our indolence n inaction as a pple?

- r we shifting responsibilities to God, or wat?

- r we valid8ing Karl Max's quotation : 'Die religion, ist das opium des volkes', dat 'religion is d sigh of d oppressed cr8ure, d heart of a hrtless world, just as it is d spirit of a spiritless situation. It is d opium of d masses.'

-Is God a magician? Does he just arrive @ d scene n bingo therez d miracle! Or we r 2 set him in motion by 1st taking reasonable n pragmatic steps in addressin our wahala? heaven helps those who help demselves, not in 9ja.

- r we even correctly loc8d 4 d divine interventn we so much crave 4?

- wat wil it take God 2 intervene?

- China, Japan, 1ce a ‘nobody’ bt now world superpowers economically n military-wise…wat role did God or dere gods play? Can we learn frm d Asian Tigers?

- or is God powerless? Y isn’t he intervening?

- or cld it b dat He’s passing across a message by His silence? Is he proddin us 2 action by nt intervening?

- whoz deaf…Him or us?

So watz God got 2do wt our prosperity as a pple, as a nation? Does he need a plat4m 2 intervene? If I had d beautifl voice of Tina Turner, I wld av sung ‘Watz God got 2do wt it?’ Wat has he got 2do wt

-incessant teachers’ strike?

- dilapid8td social infrastructures – xpotatn system, health care, etc

- degradatn of 9ja Delta?

- downward spirallin of edu standards?

-embezzlemnt of public fundz 2d detriment of d masses?

- immunity of looters of public treasuries, even afta leaving office?

- increase in unemployment?

- non-functional oil refineries?

- no kerosene, no fuel, yet taxes r paid?

- assassinatn of political opponents?

- go-slow stress?

- insecurity of lives n ppty?

- daily brain-drain n labor 4ce drain?

- incessant power outage in d face of untapped 24/7 solar power?

- food scarcity, ration 1-0-1, or 0-1-1 in d midst of uncultiv8d land?

Wat!? Wat!!?? Wat!!!

Watz God got 2do wt it, wt us gettin it rite!?

Conductor: Egbeda, com down, we don reach…u pay o, u no pay, com down…!

me i no w8 4 govt sef, i don go protest dt 12md9t vigil noise in my neighborhood. now they dsconnect d external speakers. wia dem sense b4?

wind of change dey blow in other places na wind of shame dey blow in 9.ja courtesy d M_enI_nB_lak!

- y was d goat (sheep?) kept in custody in d 1st place?tot they wld turn it 2 human watz ds show of shame 4?
- so dey wan auction d 'suspect' now, ok o!
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