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mayb God wld av told 'em nt 2 eat rice n snake!

very funny kidz. som1 sent me ds

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is,
TEACHER: No, Millie, Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right, 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

help straighten d lips wt a

yep 2-2. Hull 4eva!

werrin we no get 4ds Isle. just turn ryt, left, ryt, go straight n u'll c d joint.

mind u, u r OYO dnt mentn my name o

k, then. plz show him d lemon tree so he can av as many as he wantz

cool him down wt pine-apple juice n show him round d ISle

dance wt her _{am gud n u?}

@ DJ

thx boo

gettin home wtout d go-slow

av him play me 'Hello' - Lionel Richie

ow yall?

na 2day? she dey busy here wt me datz y she aint postin

a a s y l _{wiaz she?} 

s h i m a e r c _{wia art thou?} 

eebeeB

frums

amis
etc

evrywia i turn, everyth i do
evry blink of my eye, evry beat of my hrt
evry breath, every step, every move
every talk, every tot. . .itz al abt u my baby. muah!

tuck her in bed, _{i think shez tired}

DJ!!! can c u guyz r rockin d Isle wella!

yall kip on rockin n kil noone!

catch yall soon

itz a db8

can u draw a canyon wt crayon?

_{olodo! ow can reproductn b in chemistry!?}

@ topic

tel her we'l do d practical chem 2 investig8 reaction of acid drops wt _gudbase 

[size=14pt]SHE IZ BIURIFFFUUULLLLL[[/size]_{loud enof?}, lukin like J-lo. 

nah, ll prefer ur poise n gaiety, anytym

wil u dance wt moi?

mine isnt as bad as that

a juba eyin agba o, Dr Felie. e jowo e ma le wa nilu o unless ti e ba maa le wa lo si Whyt Houz lodo baba obama.

a ku ipari ose o

kola oloye:
Eni ti o ba fe sin oku iya re, ko gbodo duro ni'bi ti okere ti nse

O dara na, e gba omiran
Lagate-lagate, eniti egun ba gun_________________________

nii sa to alabe lo

only praise - Infinity

igwe 1:
How can someone smoke Igbo.Hausa and Yoruba nko,Are these ones smokable?

pry 4 kweshun!

@ topic
itz part of gettin 2 knw her. u cool wt it, stik in dere. otherwise, help her quit or u quit. giv it a shot sha. al d best

@ sista

if Crackle no tantrum-crackd y9t u go say 'so u no evn care if som1 else has me,hmm so i dnt mean anyfn 2u aftall ', abi i lie?

dance wt my father - Luther Vandross

jealous ke? nah nah (smh) we only preventin encroachment naw.

whu wan bcom #2? derez fun in sharin bt whu wan share? yeah others may admire (u cant help dat 1) bt na only 1 shareholder _{(wt diversifyd investments!)}. o ga ju!

hopin she'll pop in b.4 close of work