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LaPrinZ:
Access bank Entry level Tech recruitment..
From 7th September to 14th September 2022

Please what's the age limit

How can I apply for this ?

How can I apply ?

My fellow nairalanders, I am tired of saving.

I have a bunch of questions to ask those who know much about the Laundry business.

Is laundry business worth starting?

Can laundry business run as I side hustle while working?

Can 500k start up a laundry business?


I am a graduate, I also need your advice on how I can grow the business.

I am serving corp member, is Asaba Delta state good for a graduate to stay and start life?

Nairalanders, please I need your candid advice.

I am a serving corp member and have close to 800k in my life savings account and don't know what to do with the money now, I am thinking of buying land with the money, or should I continue saving?

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Make them nor worry

We go meet for job searching market

Shebi we sit down on our on when poly student begin start this vawulence

Where you see job?

Nairalanders, please as a matter of urgency, which of the businesses mentioned would be profitable?

Please if you are into women's wear I need your candid advice, I stay in Onitsha, Anambra state.

I am a serving corp member and a graduate of marketing look for job.

Hello Nairalanders,

I have been relocated to serve in Delta state and would love to serve in financial sector to enable me understand how it works, want to know if NSE or Banks accepts corners.

I also need your suggestions on where to work my PPA with no stress.

Thanks.

Tonero5200:
I won't say I'm ugly let's just am an average looking guy, every time I get to see boys who are handsome or finer than me I get moody, angry and jealous about their looks...the way people stare at them and wish they are their friends.

I had an issue with one the other time just a minor misunderstanding I took it to another level... which was very wrong of me.

God is to be blamed, why did he create some people normal and the other better looking..and yet they say he is not a partial God.

You need to be delivered from admiring your fellow man.

Every spirit of envy, catch fire

Good evening Nairalanders,

I have HND in Marketing and I have social media marketing skills and experience in Sales.

I did my in camp relocation to Delta state and I am now in the state with no PPA yet.

I am from Anambra and I came down to Delta to start life as the first son in my family, I need a good PPA with accommodation to start my life.

Help me.

Crimpsy:
Op, u have the solution to your answer

Simply follow your heart,

Which is leaving your comfort zone(Anambra)

Ogun state is not bad, I will advice u to serve here

Thank You bro, are you in Ogun ?

Ernesttoby30:
Bro find way migrate to Lagos. Although it depend on the part of Ogun state that you are. Someone from Ph, i find Ogun state (Abeokuta) too local and boring couple with tribalistic landlords/landladies. You see people walking bare footed and baggers everywhere.

Getting apartment there especially from those old men/women is very difficult except from well enlighten and educated ones. You keep on hearing Omo Igbo wherever you go.

My experience from the first work i got there as a Secretary in one newly established real estate company was something else. My boss was a very young guy and caring, not until his friends started questioning him why he exployed an igbo person to be incharge of his money. I was so so shocked when he told me this. He was even bold enough (though not in an angry manner) to tell me that people from south east/south south are not considered To be trustworthy by the yorubas.

That was when he started acting funny. Once a client drop money in my possession, he will call immediately to go give the money to his friend or he will come to the office immediately to pick up the money. Unlike him. I later quit the job cos i didn't find his attitudes nice anymore.

Note: My boss was very very good to me. A young and whatsup guy. He sometimes tipped me etc and we are still in good terms up till date.

Tribalism is really killing us as a nation. Funny enough i never knew such thing exist not until i finish my Service in Jigawa and decided to leave my comfort zone (ph) to Abk with my Western nysc colleague/friend in search of greener pastures.

I really hope that i will someday be able to talk about this tribalism that is destroying us. I was told same thing is applicable to the core igbo states. I don't know if it's true or not cause i haven't stayed there. But in my place, this tribalism is minimal cos i was born and grew up in Yoruba zone in Ph.

I won't be wrong to say most Yorubas do not like the igbos that much and Most igbos too do not like yorubas that much. Getting married to each other na war too due to what family will say...

Same southerners,
Same Nigerians o

Thank You bro

Please Nairalanders, I need your candid advise.

I am 27.

I left home for orientation camp from Anambra to Ogun state, and we have just 3 days left to leave camp to our place of primary assignment but my problem is that I don't want to go back to my papa house but remain here before and after service to start my life.

I am a core Igbo guy and I believe in hard work as well as leaving my comfort zone to enable me grow.

I don't know the economic state of Ogun and my chances of leveraging on the environment as an Igbo guy, I am in a state of dilemma right now.

Should I redeploy back to Anambra or is there any other state one could recommend I redeploy to or should I remain here?

victooman:
bro l am not holding her o,,l only gave her a sound and reasonable advice,, leaving me is not an assurance she will get a man who will pay her bride price in 2- 3 months ,, if she leaves and the man she meets disapoint her the circle continues,, in 3- 4yrs she will be 31 or latest 32 and we will settle down and at least have something to fend for our self and the kids,, the "woman time" is a lie orchestrated by the society and nothing more. women in their 40s and fifties are given birth talk more of a girl in her 20s and 30s,,if she decides to go and gamble l will wish her well,, l am just bothered because l love this girl and she is a very good person,, so l am not holding her back..

Bro follow your mind, the worst mistake I made was to bring my relationship here while monickers would confuse you the more.

Nairaland ruined my relationship and I am today recycling without meeting good girls.

You are man enough, you should know what you want.

Take the risk, Life's a dice.

questioner:
I'd like to summarize my issue, Confused on the way forward.

1. I met this beautiful babe at a restaurant - pretty face, fresh baby skin, nice catwalk. She was damn proportionate, average boobs, average butt, avg hips, average height, angelic look, you can take her anywhere kinda girl.
She leaves the restaurant some minutes before I do.

2. While driving out, I notice she's still at the bus stop waiting for a bus/cab, so I beckon her and gave her a lift home. We exchanged numbers.

3. Called her two days later asking to hang out, she was hesitant but I persisted and she later agreed

4. We chill out at a bar in the evening but she wasn't acting too friendly, not answering my questions and just behaving hesitant.
Infact, a friend I met at the bar wondered if i offended her, I explained we just met and don't know her too well.
Luckily, it was one of those Real Madrid Champion's league match days where Benzema was rescuing Madrid from the brink, which made up for her boredom.

5. We were about leaving when she got a call from her younger sister who said she was nearby with a mutual friend of theirs, so younger sis (YS) agreed to join us and then I'll drop them at home together.

6. YS came into the bar and behold she was a stunner! As beautiful as the older sis (OS) but she (YS) had huge boobs and was tall - not kidding but video vixen stuff.
Almost every man around turned as she made her way to us. I mean Those boobs was bouncing as she came in
She also turned out to be the life of the party extrovert, came in with a big smile, greeting everybody on sight and immediately initiating conversations.
infact about 3 guys came to the table adjacent us, just to take her number while we were there.

7. So I ordered another round of drinks and meat and peppersoup and since YS was easier to talk to, I was more comfortable
asking her about what they wanted to take etc, which annoyed the OS who asked why I was talking to her YS while she was with me.

8. It came to a head, when YS wanted to request for an extra bottle of water , I couldn't hear cos of loud music, so I placed me hand across her shoulder to pull her mouth nearer my ears (innocent action, believe me) so I can hear her. I suddenly got a slap in the back from OS who warned me not to try what I did again and totally stopped talking to me - I wrote her off after that incident.

9. Shortly after that, we decided to go home, I managed to slip my biz card secretly into YS hands and whispered call me, she looked annoyed and said 'why?'

10. Dropped the girls home and practically forgot about them, I felt OS was no go area and didn't think YS was going to call back...

11. Some days later, very early in the morning, my phoen went boooom....YS was calling and asking why I told her to call me. I suggested we meet later in the day.

12. Picked her up (at junction some distance away from their house) and brought her to my place. While I was still thinking of how to break the ice, she was already stylishly bombarding me with questions.
Do you stay alone in this big house - Yes
What job do you do - Banker
Are you married - No
Do you have kids - No
You must be old O ? - Just 31+
What about my sister - Nothing between us, I have not spoken to her since that day and that was also the first time we met

She seemed satisfied with all my answers cos she relaxed and became very chatty

13. She came back to my place the next evening and this time around we got smashing, it was mind blowing, she was amazing, energetic and that her long legs were put to good use.
I would have called her a 10/10 overall and one for the long haul aside the fact that she said she dropped out of Uni while her older sis is a graduate

14. She later warned we should keep things on the low for now cos her sister might not be happy.

15. Everything seemed to be going well until bang...bout a week later, I got a call from OS, she was obviously trying to win me back asking why I didn't call her back and sh*t
I just responded politely but she wasn't deterred, she kept calling like every other day, while I only called back once a while
in fact, I had to lie that I had gone for a training and would be away for the next 3 weeks.

16. Problem is, the 3 weeks will expire this weekend and this girl (OS) has promised to give me what she failed to do weeks earlier.
Talking smack about how she wanted to spend the night at my place but she was so angry back then bla bla and how she's looking forward to me being back.

Herein, lies my dilemma
Younger sister is hooked and we have a little secret going
Older sister is also getting hooked and she wanna be starting something
Me, the beneficiary (or is it victim), I don confuse - both girls are top tier babes

What do I do?

a) Do the right thing and continue with YS

b) Do the right thing and stop the low key games with YS, and go for OS

c) Do the right thing and enjoy life with both sisters, shebi I no force them

Frankly, I would have gone with option C, na the stuff of dreams, but the things I am hearing these days about babes,
I dey cautious about safety, these girls are sisters and if they find out, nobody knows wetin dem fit do.

But NL people, what do you think ?

Bro, if you got nothing to do with either the OS or YS in the future better cut the ties.

Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

Oga, break the relationship, cut off that prick and go make money.

seanwilliam:
How you take know say I no craze ?
Besides na Ibadan I Dey live but go to Lagos regularly

If you dey go to Lagos on a regular, there are no differences between you and who works in Lagos.

Anybody can survive in Lagos!.

seanwilliam:
it’s not easy as you think bro.
Infact , in few months , the guy go craze

With time he would adapt.

Are you not in lagos, you don craze ?

OP, the more you scroll for more suggestions the more confused you become.

I have a question for you.

What's on your mind? take it to God in prayer.

If you desire Lagos pray about it if you desire Ibadan pray about it the.

Good luck!!!

RealistRedpiler:
Try and get another babe. Don't go back to her...

I have tried but not working.

superCleanworks:
do not turn yourself to a rag because at a point she will start to enjoy the begging and use it to rubbish you.

shebi you don beg, you don apologize. oya stand up and get busy, the year is running too fast.

Thank you sir

Unintentionally, I ended my relationship with my girlfriend just because of a little argument and I feel hurt sometimes that I find it hard to move on.

I have begged, and asked for forgiveness but noticed she had blocked me from calling, texting, and even on social media.

What do I do?

KingsleyCEO:
Remember that part of comedy skit that goes like this? "No, na me f*ck up"

Bros, since she did not mess up, and you project her to be a good girl. Go and beg her and also be sure there is still space for you, remember BESTIES have been waiting for you to f*ck up .

Beg with the assurance that you won't ever be this stup*d again.

Bro, she's so good and lovely .

I damaged her emotionally and I am now suffering from it, regretting my actions.

I ruined my relationship with her just because I needed time to think like a man and put myself together. Now I can't get her off my head and she ghosted for two months now.
Note, I just graduated and waiting for service.

How do I get her back?

I know it depends on the business one wants to start but in this present-day Nigeria, how much is at least enough to start a business.

deflover:
u will die soon
u have a job
e no do u
u say u no ask
ode its called grooming
he purposely dey drop cash for u
dey flash u doings
its to lure u in
the guy go use u upgrade soon

Sir, I don't know what to think again.

I never had the intent of joining, it's just my condition at the moment.

CUMIN:
There are alot of resources online to use...if I must recommend you should start with w3school dot com there are free resources to understand fundamentals of different programming language

I would recommend you should focus on JavaScript and python.

Don't be motivated by the prospect of job
On e you're through.
I would recommend a international certification..there after you should be able to get a starter job

Thank you sir

AgentGoat:
You are madd.

I know bro.

Thank you.

CaveAdullam:
I bought a mega IT bundle from one nairalander here. You might have come across that mega bundle.

If you have a laptop plus external drive of about 500gb, I will transfer all the courses and you select the ones you want for free.

The main "koko" is a good laptop of at least 8gig RAM. You can settle for 4gig RAM if it is upgradeable in order to start for the main time.

Thanks.

I have an HP Icore3 laptop 500Gb internal memory with 6GB RAM

[quote author=Goodboy2000 post=110043652][/quote]@CaveAdullam

I have a good laptop sir.