₦airaland Forum

yanabasee:
Thank you...

I've been rocking Otoro Abak years back.... And My Cousin, Tessy is From Otoro.. Shey, Makinta is at Otoro? Am sure u attended Makinta!

elmisti:
Kikiki...so u dat kinda lady dat ditches a guy and then write letter of recommendation for the next lady bah.....what a parallel universe!

DonPsymon:
My dear...
Note these:

*your man has to be strong enough for any challenge... You're a strong woman yourself
*your man has to be intelligent and brilliant as well... You're clever and brainy too


That's why we special...

DonPsymon:
GB Don's residence,
Lekki,
Lagos.

Dear Elmisti,

Due to your public request to provide a list of persona non granta, I and my e boo goodyboo have compiled the following names:
*Whodohgeepee
*Marcelinho (should be interrogated properly, and maybe allowed a glimpse
*Samie23ten

Please enable to 'shoot on sight as the aforementioned monikers do not wish us well. Kindly extend my regards to your lovely wife and my attorney mobi18.
Thank you,

Yours Faithfully,
Mr and Mrs Donpsymon (GB Dons).

elmisti:
Bro, dere is blessing in evry disapointmnt.....I hrd u and keribaby ar trynna work smtn out....u see as ur life change for gud....u will join my ranks soon.....oya do nd go nd meet her.....if any contrct show....rmbr am available

KeriBaby:
Continue tormenting dem sef Donpsymon already snitched on me

I am not e-single
Sammie23ten and I are trying to work something out

DonPsymon:
She go hear.... You...

Goodyboo dear...

How about a vacation at Solace

Should I book reservations?

yanabasee:
Just noticed ur signature... I'm from Etim Ekpo and mum's from Abak and I school at Holy family college... Proudly Annang!

elmisti:
*opens mouth*.....donpsymon com and see ooo....she say it will take more than one MAN ooooooo!.......*run outta d building*







*i knew it, I know donsimon alone is not enuf for her, choi! My paddi is in trouble*

DonPsymon:
Alright dear... If you say so

Hope you aint mad that he called you names?

He was under the influence of SK

DonPsymon:
Lai lai...


I jes the observe you since... For say I be guy wey d weed up too,


I know say you be dey under the influence of something...



I jes notice say na even SK you do na im u d shout anyhow

You can't call my boo tokunbo and go scot free o... Na only goodyboo go help you...


You hurt her with your words, and I promised to protect her...

elmisti:
Kikiki. Madam, u bet hold ya lane, cuz dis one wey u wan start, ur power no go fit cary am oo.......Well a guy can't be Tokunbo, he can only be experienced....oya lemme say d same goes for U

sammie23ten:
I didnt understand ooo... I stil can't comprehend wat u did to me...

elmisti:
Kikikiki...oya tell me....what mileage goody dey wen u sell am giv dat boy...cuz he jst soak her inside hot jacuzzi since morning ni

DonPsymon:
Goodyboo dear... Pls should we cancel his contract and get a new1 for some1 else? Solomonodimegwu actually contacted me for that


You know I can do it for you

sammie23ten:
scam keh!...she was in perfect good condition wen I left her ooo... it's him.. within few hours, he has overused her ni ooo...

#smiling#

elmisti:
Am a drug baron married to a lawyer and maintains a joint biznes wit my first E-boo...life can't be sweeter....oya lemme drop d matta since our contract for security and cleaning still dey ON...buh lemme giv u one quote that will help..."Never Ride a Tokunbo as if it was New, A tokunbo is always a tokunbo!"...elmisti....

DonPsymon:
*returns back with bath fruits, and soft towel*


*Whispers to her ear*


Goodyboo dear, you know I can't love any1 else but you... To them I'm not good enough but to you I'm the best... That alone gives me joy.


*scrubs her gently*


*Perks her*


people like Elmisti will talk about us till and neglect everything else, trust me, their business will fall and we'll stand taller...


You know whatever has many enemies is on the right path...


I love you bae


*perks her*


Can't just stuff starring at you for a moment!

DonPsymon:
*pours warm water for goodyboo*

*Lifts her gently and puts her in her jacuzi*

*perks her and walks away*

KeriBaby:
Nothing can put asunder Don't let him/her bother u

Marcelinho:
Yea, i blv u r calm by now.

whodohgeepee:
confirm talk! Tokunbo chick!

DonPsymon:
That's the spirit bae

*hands her a slice of pizza*

You know I'll always care for you...

elmisti:
If u can write dis much for a tokunbo gal, I wonder wht u will compose if u see tear rubber

KeriBaby:
What is happening here

omitooguns:
e-sister which dey she land for dis earth wey we never jam con b 2day hmmm....donspymon dey plan coup

goldenone:
No e-virus in form of trojans or any other one will come in between you!

whodohgeepee:
imagine! Dulling kwa! Mtcheeeeew! Ds gurl dey make me vex sef! Donpsymon go come dey feel like don! Woman wrapper! Goodyboo detach frm dat guy! Me dorkoh fien doh!

elmisti:
Keribaby...isit me or goodyboo is a secnd hnd product

DonPsymon:
Goodyboo dear

Welcome...

*whispers to her ear*
Honey have you had dinner yet?
I kept pizza for you

Kerimobigoody:
I see u engage to donpsymon cos am locked up in jail
so u couldn't wait for me and I promised to take u to banana island wit my new canoe...I see Kim Kardashian is ur model only u wit 10 boo

omitooguns:
Donpsymon don enter one chance oo BT why "boo". dey ur moniker.... r u goodyboo rebirth sorry ...why "goody" dey ur moniker