₦airaland Forum

lovejo:
Ok, your husband to be caught you?  invite us on NL when time comes

caught me ? you lost me dere

invite NL ke ? so dat peeps here will come and start posting about our saltless coke and sugarless rice abi?

we shall pass 

lovejo:
Happy married life, thx

thank you in advance sha . . lol

sounds like fun i totally like  

[b]- (1) Is there anyone on NL list you would have intimacy with?- yes  


(2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?-anytime  


(3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? -nah **eww**


(4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?- hehehe nope  
     

(5) Shower or bath while having sex? -shower  


(6)Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? active  


(7) Do you love someone on NL?- yessssssssssssss  


(8} Love or Money? - nothing wrong in wanting both


(9) Credit cards or cash?- cash


(10) Have you ever wanted a best friend? - nope


(11) Camping or a 5 star hotel?- hotel


(12) Where is th ;De weirdest place you have had sex? -  


(13) Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?- done it before


(14) Have you ever been to a strip club?- yes


(15) Ever been to a bar?- lol yes


(16) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? -nope


(17) Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?- i dont drink


(18) Had sex in a movie theater?- no


(19) Had sex in a bathroom?- yes  


(20) Have you ever had sex at work?- nope


(21) Ever been to an adult store?- yes {followed a friend out of curiosity}


(22) Bought something from an adult store?- no


(23) Have you been caught having sex?- yes  


(24) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?- my husband  


(25) Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name? -   [/b]

sowiiee

Mehn these guys no dey do strong thing at all at all see their level of seriousness . . .ahn ahn  

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D-sense:
Hmmmm ,re u sure of the size of your bum bum.It's ok that means i took it from da wrong angle Grin .i need to take it again.

oya cameraman

snap away and make sure it comes out huge this time

D-sense:
Stop being deceptive,I wasn't gonna upload it but to let u know i saw u that;s y i got to upload it here.

my bum bum is bigger. . . u prolly snapped it with a Chinese phone. It capitally reduced the size of my boodonkidong  

red red wine- ub40

D-sense:
By the way i saw u yesterday,U were walking along d road with your friend nd i just took a pic of u so that u would know i really saw u.HERE IS THE PIC .>>>>>

my bum is bigger than this one jor. .take the pinshure from another angle and stop undermining my essence of my bum bum  

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yea right ?

Cork, bro >>>>>>> Did you get the stiletto heels, wig and G-strings I sent for you to wear for your pole dancing session tonight ?

Mr~Cork:
Well, as for me, they both give me stress & they always fighting, so I pass!!!

weyrey !

kokoye:
Cameraman: D-Sense.

pls can the multilinks modem be unlocked.

Mr~Cork:
She must be white, truss me!

I see your dementia has relapsed . . . fine I'll give you till 10 to recover and dress up for your strip/pole dancing session

If by 10 you are not ready I ll use my whip on you like I did last weekend

lol. . .ok learn the pacman game from him

Am kidnapping him soon

Mr~Cork:
googles  , madam, pls can i sell you?  

My friend I have you already. . . go back to the room and practice your pole dancing skills 

Its Friday 2day y'know 

BTW where is Gbomo Gbomo

Its a rainy weekend. . . pls put up some other guys dat I can actually "afford"

oh s[i]h[/i]it is getting messier. . .I like  

now i feel like an olodo cos i dunno

Ujujoan:


No way!

you quoted MOBO's part

Ujujoan:
Pure lie! Such a demi-God could not possibly hit a woman  

MOBO444 is your demi-god ? ROTFL

Jomo gbomo

Until the next auction. . . am out ! jeez

i thot jomo gbomo was "all-knowing"

jamace:
I will teach her something.

yuh want to teach me how to rig scores ehn ?  

bxcode:
Onye oka icha anya

wat is dis one saying ?

oh yea? like i care. . shior