madlady:

Thank you.

you !!! where have you been ?

aww come here love

p_kasso:

koolchicco !

errrrr. . .

@topic

Adekunle

Orton whoever, just because I told you to get your head out of tupac's wanna gonna dictionary you want to kill yourself abi ?

lol dude there are 6 million ways to die pick one and stop yapping off like a goat on Viagra.

looks like an avenue for all nairalanders to declare the phones they use. . . . everyone seems to be using very expensive phones.

all ye oppressors

loooool ok this is funny sha. . . Tjskii I need to know how many of us u are actually doing at the same time

amefi:

hw did u get to kn all these? i hail ooooo.

unlike you, I listen to world news

Energy 2000/5000 by yem kem

Alomo kasapresko

Burantashi {not sure of the spelling sha "aks" your mallam}

ifyalways:

^Now mamagee is mamapoo while Debosky is Degoatsky
_joking

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

@Topic

No, Never, Not in this life or the next.

just get yourself a good man, good lube, good huggies and you will be fine

thank me larra

^^ Wats with all the pishures you are attaching to your posts ? to think it makes no particular sense with the thread on ground 

guess you just learnt how to attach . . . could be fun, enjoy yasef 

@OP

No you are not accountable for his death, but if this is actually true, you know you are going to live with the guilt forever don't you now ?

tanimz:

How body? You still dey sell ganja?

small small. . bizniz is not booming

bhusayor:

actually ran out of what to say

Rotfl

Lmao. . . . I'm trying o

Omo toh sweet o toh sweet o
toh set o toh set o

wazaaa?

bhusayor:

no I'm straight babe

Bull ! I thot I had a chance since u were loving the pants. . .oh well I'll just av to bend your straight body then

lol. . .I "missed" me ?

There must be an awful lot to catch up with then. . lol

loool. . . . brilliant ! he looks good right ? I know

justwise:

Where have u been hiding? That was the Q. . .lol

lol. . . . .I have been hiding in my cave, just came out for some fresh air

lol you likey ?

fancy going on a date with me in those pants mi'lady ?

tjskii:

^^^^^hey you, where've u been hiding urself

lol. . .sweetie

missed you muchos. . .how 've you been ?

awww. . . lovely ladies

Awww. . . . I have missed this F-stranger guy gan sha lol

@topic

too much solids in the system I guess  

But come to think of it, its a general problem isn't it? its not  just a "Nigerian thing" I've seen women from other countries pushing their bellies and errrr. . they

sure didn't look Nigerian to me. So ?  

Choose the 2nd guy. . . .for you to have a second guy that means the first guy is not great

ah ah

DO - Chamotex Bella

Date -Chamotex

DITCH- every ova person jor

They look good to me tho' esp the last pishure. . lol

I could kill you for wat you are doing, stoopid fatso !

Rotfl. . . haba its not by force now

they should scrap that first lady office mehn. . .this woman is just ridiculing her husband and the office anyhoo

and the people that are saying it doesnt matter, I can only shake my head for y'all **na so craze dey start**

kaycrystal:

dats called the feel good therapy!!!

no its "i tell it as it is therapy"

if my ex was dat good I would still be with him innit ?

and if my current wasnt better dan my ex I would be a fool again gerrit ?

so "its telling it as it is" sugar

Give him different styles everyday

yes I do and I tell my boyfriend hez way better than my ex.