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Our mama has come back

stretch marks are as natural as the skin they are on, they dont make her less human or uglier

true there are creams err'where that are claimed to be helpful but are they 100% guaranteed ?

if he cant accept her natural faults and flaws he bet' leave her then and find his miss perfect-no-pimples elsewhere

My boyfriend can only burn cook beans  

kick slap

thats platinum's fb profile

Ogaga4luv

where you been?

SA Goddess:
That is fine hun, remember this is a business deal and you are not supposed to make return visits to the family, once off girl so scare them off and take your cheque      

Kikikikikiiikikikikikiki, I somehow thought an okada was a horse carriage (I am learning here so be patient with me     )but now get the feeling it is a LovePeddler. . . .  . .what is it really?

lol. . . not a badt idea

okada = motorbike

yes

Baba e lo ma run down

woot woot

Who be this new mumu. . . .i refuse to notice you

monkey slap

SA Goddess:
Here is your chance to make some dowry money googles, I will not take less than 50 mil Naira

Am sure he will want a nice looking lady to take home. . . . I ll only scare shyt out of the momma's pant

slap

bleach her up with some acid jare

Capt. Cavey:
@googles i think the brazilian lace will look better on u. Dunno if centD is gay,but am not.

lol. . . just kidding abt the drag queen thing

all z best

Am so into looks. . . . I cant be this ugly and be following another ugly boy. thats calamitous i think

petebor02:
now that u know all of them are fake and expired babes what are you waiting for,call them NAFDAC.'''

too many drag queens on nl. . . . have your pick

I'll suggest "the most handsome boy on nairaland" centD . . . Brazilian lace will look good on him

Loiusthoru is now a chic . . . talk about serious personality disorder

Mr-Cork:
he look Nyanshable

if u ask me am ready

lol. . . i cant braid. . . i only get hair for middle of my head nah 

either my hair or weave o

kashmo:
^^^^Idi wa ;DOmoge town mi. . . Me I see you looking Heavenly no matter how they try to incriminate you! Here's a kiss for u to tag along

aww thanks

@post

she can like puff puff

lol. . . afi bald nah i have a weave on presently but the heat dey burst my brain

LouisThoru:
Googles.

Your Mum is waiting for you, pus sy open while you fight an invisible enemy. Only moda fokers fight invisble enemies, and sure you are on. She is waiting for you to dip it.

thing about really stoopid pples; wen they have nothing to say again, they flip their brain over and start thinking backwards.

you ll be fine,eventually  

brover mii

no

LouisThoru:
Sharap. . Moda F ker.

do a back flip and kiss your own butt . . . cretina

LouisThoru:
Ganja farmer and ganja smoker.

IQ? Your profile picture shows everything about you.

Name calling is outdated, try something else.

it must be your brain dat is outdated. . . . namecalling would only be outdated wenever cretins are outdated

and you going on and on abt my profile picture is tired come on with sommin fresh "outdated one"

LouisThoru:
IQ? Your profile picture shows everything about your IQ.

IGNORED>

and your posts says it all about your 0.175 IQ . . . you are dumber dan a cretin

yea denounce your citizenship and take up ur space in the cemetary  

blom blom