₦airaland Forum

WindUpMerchant:
Beg twaci to accept my p.m

What you are doing is akin to begging her to lick her ass while on your knees. You are a male, behave like one gaddamit!

NCAN,
Over and out

Thank you white Jesus

Shame on the ignorant morafuckars who blamed Buhari for the rot caused by Tuta absoluta

Error 404. NOT FUNNY

NurseEze1:
Please for nairaland virgins (both married and unmarried).. how do you survive?
The pressure is too much on me

Instagram and a big jar of the good ol vaseline does it for me. Life is good

Gflat:
Hey Nairlanders !!!

its just to know who you guys could consider a potential partner or best friend. This is not about looks. Its about personality, about sense of humour, intelligence, maturity, e.t.c. all that can be pictured only through their contributions on this forum.

So which nairalander matches your personality?

Let me start...

My potential nairaland partner is Hadez

Gflat? That's wrong theoretically Fsharp

tana4gud:
lafs.... another reason for u to grow up.

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tana4gud:
No I think you should grow up
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.Okay, you have been noticed. Now swerve

Tomcorp:
When you put ALL your hopes in a man, indirectly transforming him into a god, thinking he's going to solve ALL your problems, wipe your tears away and make your lives better. The God Almighty that I know will purposely make him fail you, he might try ALL his best to succeed but God will surely pin down his hands- just to teach you a lesson.

For those who have transformed Buhari into a god, your sufferings has just begun.

Trust/Depend on no one but God.

Cast all your cares on HIM, after that pray for Buhari, pray for all our leaders. Only then can we progress as a Nation.

May God open your eyes to vital spiritual principles.

#DivineIntelligence

So God is punishing us on purpose because we believed /believe that Buhari could /can save us from our economic woes.

It's either you have a twin or you are a product artificial insemination. You couldn't have been the fastest of 250 million sperm

bbbabes:
Waconzy the Nigerian song writer and singer has come to grips on social media to talk about his kind of woman, he admitted that popular blogger, Linda Ikeji is his type of woman and he has always had a crush on her. Hmmm!!! No problem, we will just help you publicise it and tell her
See his caption below
"My kinda woman must be a World Shaker, Independent and must have the fear of God and just so you know, I always had a sincere crush on @officiallindaikeji #mostbeautiful #lindaikeji
May God continually bless her hustle"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BI_5HBsj4gI/?taken-by=waconzy

Most beautiful?

watchindelta:
hissss I need d full video. I said I need it shooo....

flyca:
Giff us the hole fideo

Haba. You wan use vaseline untop another man's deek?

EkeneElectrons:
lol... na wa ooo. so government no get money

Agunechemba1:
Useless country

EkeneElectrons:
lol... na wa ooo. so government no get money

It's like you people have a comprehension problem coupled with acute cognitive dissonance. Please read the last paragraph again, slowly

Osmondinho:
Rapist and paedophile spotted

Grow up

This shit ain't even funny. But hey, it's a girl, front-page straight!

Osmondinho:
I propose for a bill to castrate any man caught raping children...


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Does your existence depend on the amount of likes and shares you garner?

Bad

Humanism. Isn't this just beautiful?

I seriously hope that by "Bible " you mean the New Testament if not, the worse is yet to come. Be afraid! Be very afraid!!

Jacksonville:
This man that claimed to be an ''otem'' this year , meanwhile he was otem since 2013 . He also said from his ''Doctufos'', that ''Jasheb'' is an otem sh*t according to ''waldis'' .. Just because your so called ''eartum'' Showed himself to you, you believed every lie he told you ..


*spits on your doctofus* The devil is a liar... I just began to reason of recent that the so called ''doctufos'' was masterminded by these so called ''aliens'' termed as extra-terrestials.

They have deceived the american govt. Now they wanna use otemanuduno to lure africa..


Otem the anuduo ..may God have mercy.

Lol. Who takes Otem serious? I just hope for hamanity's sake that everyone knows he's just being sarcastic

DeepSight:
Please stop this childish nonsense and kindly remove my name from posts I did not make, many thanks.

My mistake, I quoted one of your long comments thinking I could retain your moniker only.
I'm the one asking the question sir

In the words of Martin Luther King, "an injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere "

How wrong would I be to assume that God is energy?