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ok..leggo..
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1. A girl who asked for money all the time is called a
"commercial bank"
2. A girl who calls you for food always is called "agricultural development bank"
3. A girl that uses your money to take care of other family members is called "national investment bank"
4. A girl who prefer s*x during marriage is called "social security bank"
5. A girl who love every available man is called an
"access bank"
6. A girl who is very faithful to you is called
"fidelity bank"
7. A girl who date men 4rm different countries is called an "intercontinental bank"
8. A girl who doesnt demand to much money is called a
"Micro Finance Bank"
9. A girl whose guy di*virgin her is called "First Bank"
10. A girl who is always faithful and trustworthy is called a
"Guarenty Trust Bank"
11. Dating a woman older than you is called
a
"Wema Bank"
12. A girl who use all her money to buy jewell-ery is called a
"Diamond Bank"
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ladies which banks are u?
guys which bank is ur gf?

pls be honest.
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thanks
cc
Mynd44
Nlfpmod

sosiqdude:
Nigga you too dey tawk eh, have you battled here before?

i'd use you as breakfast i guess..

Classsyalabolas:
this should be fun....I'm in

i'd like to spar with u! ....darkrebel aka sharwama!

sure. .count me in!

mikuz:
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Plus you type too much nonsense and stretch like rubber/

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. . plus niggas whom this brother has battled . .. . find their defeat 'a bitter pill to swallow' . .

punch..!!

dj5naira:
Goshikid words left yu ruined & fearing/ now you're clueless & swearing/
Your approach has been worse, like Jessica Alba lashin' back @ Mr. Beans for over-pesterin' her .."YOU'RE S.TUPID AND BORING!!"/

Your ancestors no background, they rooted to nothing/ "I rep my town, bla bla bla", all those theory crashed/
JigSaw is a Deltan that acts like "Blessing Okagbare @ IAAF" but why?? Warriboy no dey "carry last!!"/

Complexion is dark, okay what u see when yu wax a hairy ass/ the egocentric wacko not sayin' anythin but his shadow is screamin' ....yeti stop/
Just so yu know who we talkin' bout here, his body thinner than the voice of Fetty Wap/

don't mind that guy calming to be a jigsawkillah. . .his name doesnt even fit him. .an ordinary bush rat he cant even kill but yet he bear that kind of s.tupid nick!!

JigsawKillah:
even tho wack, it's still better than Sinizia, Supermiy, Goshikid, Obesemf, Geoxpress, Rapacme, Dklef and a host of others.

next time dnt even tag me in ur s.tupid post.. u get me? ur post are always s.tupid and boring and if u dnt take time. .u will be as s.tupid as it is..

babygoat:
Goshikid shut the _fuck up, who dey fear you here? Abeg park well.

and how do you expect me to reply these nonsense you just post?

coogar:
if you spam my mentions again with your idiotic comments, amadioha would strike you down!
are you crazy? you actually think i would waste my precious time to write for a goat like you? how many top-tier duels have you had since you were born? if they mention the top 50 netcees on NL, i am 100% certain you won't make it. go and learn to wipe your bum first before you can think of drawing swords with me. me and you? we nor dey the same category.



and death shall become you!

and you think i will fear you? how do u think i should fear a man that ibime trash the hell out of him....am not ur class and same as you. .you're not my class because u are a boaster who boast, beat his chest but later on comes out losing and creating accounts just to vote for himself. . .isnt that insane? are u scared to battle me? owkay. . .i know you're scared that a nobody will trash the HELL out of you like never before
..ibime did that to you,.and definately i'd do it again.

Limerick:
come make I chop you

he is afraid of us ... tell him to accept my call-out and stop playing around with me (us)!!

am ready for that dude but he's to proud of himself... he rate others below himself which is bad! so am officially calling him out

24lines! coogar are u in or not?
dnt play with me this time...

24lines! are you in or not?

coogar:
i am allergic to lilliput netcees.....
david beckham will not engage himself in a fight with an oshodi tout.

am caling you out dude....for the last time....accept and get flawed!

am officially calling out coogar with a maximum bars of 24lines! am bored with that craps of his!

coogar:
piss off, you homoerotic pleb!



mistaken identity.....
I thought you were elymax....I always have you guys mixed-up. elymax won the tourney, not you!

smh! coogar is afraid of me. ....be a man and lets do this once and for all and see how to get murk...
mr2know..

coogar:
this weekend?



you don't even qualify to spar with me, let alone be in the same ring with me.
when i call out, i am talking to netcees with spine.....not an octopus like yourself with no bone in your body.

scram before i spit scenic saliva in your cornea.

see... you cant even write a pure and correct sentence... ...and you think you can beat me?
pride goes before a fall....i know everything about you... so fear me... i can diq out your history....one after the other...
.....don't tempt me please...
...... you think am lying? try me and see...
let me pause and stop there...
now check your statement and correct yourself..
mr i 2 know...

coogar:
so no one is man enough to face the coog in the battle ring?

i am disappointed!

owkay. .am calling u out... dnt pretend not to see this

what are you guys even talking about ? instead of you to be happy u keep on talking sh1t...smh!

BishopMagic:
I am not an apc zombie and never wish for The death of innocent people over cheap political affiliation.
The post reeks of PR stunt and is not in any way helping the war effort but only the prestige and image of the Army chiefs.
Kapish?

Oh yaaa! We gonna take the win!
Blast the hell outta boko haram and let them pain

SO IS BETTER THEY SURRENDER OR GET KILLED AS A WEAK OFFENDER FOR TAKING LAW IN THEIR HANDS ....THEY'LL GET SMASH WITH A FIST OF ANGER!!

ayoolanr:
Yeah, he doesn't drink it but he sniffs it i guess!!!! he is that retard3d!!!

HAha! VERY funny....

henhen. . .pick as you like..

AWOF CASH!! SO WHO WON? @ OP

smh!see how they keep praising him.......but if it is GOD...they' won't even think of praising HIM like that!

people ehnn!!

this is police case please!
AND THEY SHOULD DEAL WITH HIM ACCORDING TO THE LAW!!

obaty:
what?

what's what? ... so cant i hail? ok... am haling.

who cares if the outfit is nice? am rating this 4/18

who cares if its nice or not?

well am rating it 4/10..

obaty:
tah remove dat fork,e no dey enter body well wit fork,use spoon lol

hey u!

NaLaugh:

My fork is ready.
https://www.clker.com/cliparts/F/d/x/N/h/p/fork-md.png

henhen. . . .All THIS hungry men SELF!

the rice is on point! and its one among the ways IN deceiving some 9ja girls!

ALL THIS PEOPLE SELF! smh! wonders shall never end!

and who cares if chindima finds out?

lols.. this topic is too boring!

who cares if its big or not?

wristbangle:
Yea. Quite busy nowadays bro. How are u?

am owkay man! how was ur day?

misspicy:
Welcome sir,i just catch this two lovers here
We expecting a wedding IV soonest,shey u go buy aso ebi

hey... nice nick!