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Christianity EtcRe: Church Members Welcome Chris Okafor Back To The Pulpit (video) by Gotocourt: 10:22am On Feb 02
TechBaron:
Let me borrow a line from Jay-Z's verse.

"He without sin shall cast the first stone

So y'all look in the mirror, double-check your appearance"

Ya'll should allow the man to enjoy his hustle.

I can still remember his days of little beginning, when he was performing fake miracles on one of those free-to-air cable channels.

Kind David did worse and was still described as the man after God's heart.
Wahala 😅😂🤣
TravelRe: Pictures Of Nigerians Arrested By ICE In USA by Gotocourt: 6:20am On Feb 02
Who knows añy of them huh, fraud by wire surplus angry. But why na undecided
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Achievements Evident – Onanuga by Gotocourt: 6:11am On Feb 02
This is the toughest job right now, selling Tinubu.
Onanuga has been doing a poor job🤷🏿.
PoliticsRe: I Was One Of The Targets Of The Failed Coup, I Was Meant To Be Shot - CG MUSA by Gotocourt:
Mercy said No, you are lucky to see this moment 🤷🏿 General Musa ⭐⭐⭐⭐.


Timipre Sylva should come back to Nigeria, I want check something 😎🤧 tongue

Which kind father will run and abandon his kids 🤣😂😅.

Meanwhile, Guards Brigade is the easiest way to get Mr President 📌💯.
That Brigadier General was from Army Headquarters Garrison which is another formidable force in Abuja.

President Olusegun Obasanjo really decentralized the military that makes coup d'etat in Nigeria difficult and will require real planning to attempt any🙌.
PoliticsRe: AMAC Warns Motorists Against FCT Transport Secretariat Haulage Collectors by Gotocourt: 8:50pm On Feb 01
Hon Chris Maikalangu in direct confrontation with Emperor wicked Wike 🤷🏿💩😎🤧
PoliticsRe: 40 Suspects Detained Over Alleged Plot To Overthrow Tinubu Govt (full List) by Gotocourt: 8:46pm On Feb 01
MA Sadiq (Brigadier General) Army Headquarters Garrison

Battle tanks for surplus that day in FCT tongue
FamilyRe: Men That Married A Lady Without Skill Or Education , Share Your Experience by Gotocourt: 8:39pm On Feb 01
WebMind:
Your obsession with light-skinned ladies lately is not without notice. You have focused on their character deficiencies so much. I am sure you prefer dark-skinned ones or have had few encounter with terrible light-skinned ones.
Dey play, they're possessed by spirits🤷🏿
PoliticsRe: Bandits Storm Niger Community Again, Burn Police Station, Church, Abduct Five by Gotocourt: 7:41pm On Feb 01
Where are all the drones NAF has over the years angry.
CrimeRe: Naval Officer Yerima, Allegedly Bypasses Airport Screening With Pistol by Gotocourt: 11:11am On Feb 01
MrMcJay:
Then, he should trek with his pistol in his pocket.
Bello Turji go pick them like chicken 😅😂🤣
Christianity EtcRe: Does God Have A Special Person For You To Marry? by Gotocourt: 11:01am On Feb 01
Marriage na gamble oOoOO, if you meet good person for junction, good for you. If na contrary embarassed.

Many MOGs have bad pathners, church don scatter because of bad pastor wife and some are the men🤷🏿.
CelebritiesRe: Fast-rising Nigerian Singer Nanyah_music Dies After Alleged Snake Bite by Gotocourt: 10:57am On Feb 01
richiemcgold:
This is why it is very important for us to have some knowledge of traditional first aids in case of emergency like this. Snake venom can be neutralized by eating fresh walnuts. We can use cigar leaf too. There's also what we call 'aparo' in Yoruba which I think every household should have at home.

Cigar leaf is that fresh, newly emerging leaf of a banana or plantain plant, which appears tightly coiled and resembles a green tube before unfolding.

.. may her soul rest in peace.
Can this save someone from Puff adder, cobra and mamba bites huh
CelebritiesRe: Fast-rising Nigerian Singer Nanyah_music Dies After Alleged Snake Bite by Gotocourt: 10:54am On Feb 01
illicit:
So a snake can actually kill an African?

With all the shrub, bush, vine and herbs that we eat

Godddddddd

RIP
Make king Cobra, mamba, puff adder jam you fess undecided, you sef go confirm am angry.
Christianity EtcRe: Sarah Mullally Confirmed As Archbishop Of Canterbury by Gotocourt: 10:30am On Feb 01
Religion is a tool for control 📌💯

Opium for the masses 📌
CrimeRe: Top 20 Most Dangerous Gangsters Of All Time by Gotocourt: 10:27am On Feb 01
maasoap:
And tomorrow, you will join some other people here and open your mouth, waaaahhhh! And say there is no freedom of speech in Nigeria
Agbádorianss spotted undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Catholics In Lagos What Do You Think About The New Guidelines?? by Gotocourt: 10:26am On Feb 01
Politricks by polithiefcians everywhere undecided
PoliticsRe: Naval Officer Yerima Accused Of Bypassing Airport Screening With Pistol by Gotocourt:
Obviously escorting his Boss.

Wike threatened to breakdown Yakubu Gowon stadium port Harcourt 🤷🏿
Christianity EtcRe: How Church Almost Turned Me Into A Runs Girl (Video) by Gotocourt: 9:54am On Feb 01
Years ago in Gombe, I can remember when the resident pastor of living had to warm church groups on fashion. He said some people don't eat but spend their last penny on clothings. People live all manner of life to meet up. He said no uniform should be announced on the pulpit. God used him to speak people's mind, he has chased ladies who dress seductively angry.

He was a Yoruba
Christianity EtcRe: How Church Almost Turned Me Into A Runs Girl (Video) by Gotocourt: 9:46am On Feb 01
Na why scandals surplus for choir na, wahala for who never benefit tongue
EducationRe: Convocation Day In ABU Zaria: A Nairalander Bags a Degree by Gotocourt: 8:33am On Feb 01
GorillaApp:
What the age limit?
Australia 45
New Zealand 55
PoliticsRe: Petrol To Hit ₦1,000/litre As Crude Crosses $70 — Marketers by Gotocourt: 8:31am On Feb 01
dfrost:
Okay, let me understand these marketers. Price of crude oil 🪔 increased or will increase, are we importing fuel?

What exactly are we importing to enable the increase in pump price? Are we not refining locally via Dangote's refinery?

The courting of Dangote by marketers is funny. Time shall tell.

That dreaded period where the heat will get to everyone is getting close. Not even those in Diaspora will escape the heat. Everyone should be doing why they are doing.
It's not matter of refining locally, cost of raw has increased and it will be passed to end-users🤷🏿.
It's a factor of production 🙌.
CrimeRe: Top 20 Most Dangerous Gangsters Of All Time by Gotocourt: 9:24pm On Jan 31
Yekini Amoda Ogunlere tongue


B.O.B.O Chicago cheesy

PoliticsRe: Guys They Have Added The Value Added Tax by Gotocourt: 9:14pm On Jan 31
RichBoy247:
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So 0.75 on a 200 Naira charge is what is making you to week, yet you want Nigeria to be like Europe. Ask your brothers in Europe how much Tax in different headings they pay.
Make Bandits hold you fess, no worry yourself angry
PoliticsRe: Another One... Front Page Of Tell Magazine, February 10, 2003 (pix) by Gotocourt: 9:10pm On Jan 31
Yekini Amoda Ogunlere tongue
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies When Guys Keep Leaving You Do This by Gotocourt: 9:03pm On Jan 31
First things first, Poverty is rife in Nigeria, the mentality of ladies with orphan behavior needs to stop 📌💯.
FamilyRe: Lady Devices A Tactic To Know Who Was Licking The Milk In Her House.... by Gotocourt: 8:53pm On Jan 31
thomas2024:
I can imagine the shame wey go catch your brother’s wife after the whole truth. In my own case, she don fvck up for life. I hardly forgive people, I see it as a weakness. The only thing I show them is my indifference as if they don’t exist.
God forgives, I don't 📌💯.

Naso our inheritance follow water
FamilyRe: Married And Later Divorced, Please Share Your Experience by Gotocourt: 8:15pm On Jan 31
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
On behalf of my neighbor who married the greatest female werey angry.

The dude keeps complaining to about how his wife's family was the main reason why their marriage didn't last...

Sometimes I begin to thank God I didn't used the money i used in buying my refrigerator last year to do the small low-key marriage I almost did last year angry
Wahala oOoOO, naso many ladies telling me God will help us angry when they don't have a Job. I know of one wey sapa is frustrating her 😅😂🤣.
EducationRe: Convocation Day In ABU Zaria: A Nairalander Bags a Degree by Gotocourt: 8:03pm On Jan 31
TheVictorOye:
Hurray!
Congratulations to the class of 2023(turned 2025) on our convocation. It is indeed a memorable day for us as we celebrate our journey so far. We ought to have graduated since 2023, thanks to ASUU strikes and COVID-19, we didn't , but finally, we are graduates.
Celebrate with us friends, it is not easy being an undergraduate student in Nigeria.

Many dignitaries graced the occasion. Madam Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala the Director General of the World Trade Organization (WTO), the Executive Governor of Kaduna State Sen. Uba Sani, the Emir of Zazau where all present, together with VCs of other tertiary institutions and many other governors represented. It is indeed a memorable day for us.
If you've got STEM course, Check out if you qualify for Japa to New Zealand and Australia skilled workers visa 🙌.
Car TalkRe: Uber Driver Allegedly Damages ₦700 Million Bentley In Viral Incident (Photos/Vid by Gotocourt: 6:56pm On Jan 31
Dee60:
Thoroughly used aloku bentley!
It's obviously upgraded, original bumper won't scatter like that 🤷🏿.
PoliticsRe: Shettima inaugurates 133 completed housing units at Tudun Biri community by Gotocourt: 1:30pm On Jan 31
Incognito403:
I hope the sharing will be transparent. That's the major problem of Nigeria.

For example, there was a similar housing scheme in Osun state. Could you believe Redeemers University went and acquired up to 70% of the units.

Buildings that were funded by taxpayers money for the less privileged and some pulpitprenuers went to corner it.

I don't think any of these pulpitprenuers plan to make heaven.

Anyways, kudos to Asiwaju and Shettima. 4+4 in shaa Allah!
Omorr na cash and carry oOoOO
PoliticsRe: 25 Killed In Nigeria's Deadliest Reported Islamist Attack Since US... Reuters by Gotocourt: 9:34am On Jan 31
Yekini Amoda Ogunlere is not serious about security angry, state police matterz have gone silent sad
RomanceRe: You Pray For A Good Husband And Sleep With Your EX Before Wedding Day? by Gotocourt:
Samantha125:
Okay... cheesy cheesy cheesy
A new word to my dictionary from SA cheesy.

Baby girl give me shaboinky tongue
EducationRe: Soludo Transformed Uga Boys Sec Sch And Other 21 Schools Into Smart Schools(pics by Gotocourt: 9:22am On Jan 31
Which one be smart schools, omorr nawaooo 💩

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